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Annoying things that people say

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adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Quote by Verbal
I hate it when an automated telephone recording refers to itself as "I" or "me." E.g. - after you punch in your account number, the automated voice says "let me look that up for you. I see you have an unpaid balance of yadayadayada."

Maybe that should be under the thread "annoying things automated telephone recordings say."



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Quote by ChuckEPoo
I hate when people use profanity as a normal part of their vocabulary. Especially women.


Women who do that are cunts.

xx SF
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Quote by billybroadband

"Is that as big as it gets?"
1lush
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You too
Kiera
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Quote by simplyjohn
I doubt that will even touch the sides
Is it hard yet?
Is a bag of crisps and diet coke what you call lunch?
Are you sharing that steak and chips?
What do you do to keep fit
Have you started yet?
How do you like your tea?
How do you like your pizza?


LOL I am so spanking your bottom when I see you on Thursday.

Jeez you are so high maintenance.
Just scrape the ketchup off your burger (ewwww)
Sorry no pg just tesco value (ewwww)
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
when they are always talking about big booties.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by sprite
when they are always talking about big booties.


I know, right?

Everyone knows that titties are where it's at.

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Mysteria27
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I think the most annoying thing is not saying anything..

Can be cruel sometimes.

Xo
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by Dani


I know, right?

Everyone knows that titties are where it's at.


Quote by sprite
when they are always talking about big booties.


Big titties don't always come with big booties but big booties most always come with big titties.

The more you know, bitches.
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Annoying... when they state "giggles" after every sentence
Dancewithme
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Quote by A_chicamala
Annoying... when they state "giggles" after every sentence


or 'lol' after every sentence.
trinket
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Quote by sprite
when they are always talking about big booties.
Quote by Dani


I know, right?

Everyone knows that titties are where it's at.



Is this what you are all talking about? I've never understood the the big bootie thing. Big titties, yes. Booties no. They just look like fat asses to me.

[img]https://upload.lushstories.com/1354137792-image.jpg[/Img]
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I hate when, during an apology, someone says something along the lines of "I, like you, have made mistakes."

What does that have to do with what you're apologizing for? And who's to say that the mistakes I've made in the past are comparable to whatever mistake it is you're apologizing for?

It just comes off as very passive aggressive and inauthentic. Plus it's just another way to separate yourself from your own bullshit instead of fully owning up to it.

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Katherine
Nerdzilla
Quote by trinket



Is this what you are all talking about? I've never understood the the big bootie thing. Big titties, yes. Booties no. They just look like fat asses to me.

[img]https://upload.lushstories.com/1354137792-image.jpg[/Img]


I get the big bootie thing. A little meat to grab, spank, or absorb a nice fucking is a beautiful thing.

I hate it when people tell you they need to tell you something instead of just saying it. Telling someone to get ready for something funny, crazy, drastic, sad, intense... ok, whatever. But saying you need to tell someone something? Just say it; if you've said it, the other person understands you felt like you had to.

Ugh. Wasted words.
trinket
Convict
Quote by Delphi


I get the big bootie thing. A little meat to grab, spank, or absorb a nice fucking is a beautiful thing.




Thanks for setting me straight Delphi. I got a little concerned when I was looking for those pictures. Would these be more like it? We have a beach and sport lifestyle here but maybe I don't see it as attractive. I have an appreciation for the female form in a non-sexual way. These 2 are ok but the third one just looks like a fat ass to me. Oh I AM qualified to judge these women because I am perfect of course.







Katherine
Nerdzilla
The only thing really different is that she is wearing pants. But we are getting off topic. Feel free to PM me if you want to talk about big booties.
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I love you

...but they are just lying.

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
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"I hope u don't mind me saying this.. but... "

and

"Perhaps I shouldn't say this .. but.. "

BUTT OUT!!!! ... giggles

"It's for yr own good.... "
apptobebad
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Quote by hayley
"I hope u don't mind me saying this.. but... "

and

"Perhaps I shouldn't say this .. but.. "

BUTT OUT!!!! ... giggles

"It's for yr own good.... "





I hope you dont mind me saying this.. BUTT....love your sense of humour smile

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Same. Or maybe it's "sane". Or perhaps not.
honeydipped
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it's not me, it's you.

Say. Her. Name.
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I'll ring you back....?
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ClassyDella
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During a chat I hate when people ask me what I look like, or tell me to describe myself. Not sure why, but it drives me insane. Am I the only one who can have a conversation without wanting to know what the other person looks like?
Classy when I need to be; naughty when I have to.
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"Well, I was only joking" when the so called joke is at someone else's expense.