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The Rage Cage
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Fucking stupid ass bitch put the fucking newspaper down and drive your fucking car. Read the damn thing at home, or the fucking coffee shop. And we think texting and being on the phone is dangorous. We might need to add a few things to that law. Because your a fucking menace to other drivers around you. Fucking ass hat.
Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
My Dream my latest stopry
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Now I'm pissed at the kids in my neighborhood. The little fuck keep unhooking my dogs chain. And letting him run free. Fuckers don't realize how dangerouse doing that can be. Not only are they putting my dog in harms way, but they could get hurt in the process. Little fucks need to stay out of my damn yard.
Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
My Dream my latest stopry
Cocolicious
So you thought you were going to bring me down? You seriously thought that messing with the fucking reports on my assistant's system would make me look like a fool? It's called CYA you idiot. I'm good at my job, which is why they promoted me OVER you...stupid. Now you're going to be fired!
HAHA
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HAHA
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Because of some asshole that quit on her and treated her like shit she wouldnt come and watch her alma mater play their season opener in my home state. She had a good time a few weeks ago here and Im pissed that shes missing out on the game. AND shes not here to help me move the rest of my stuff. FML tonight!
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Because of some asshole that quit on her and treated her like shit she wouldnt come and watch her alma mater play their season opener in my home state. She had a good time a few weeks ago here and Im pissed that shes missing out on the game. AND shes not here to help me move the rest of my stuff. FML tonight!
Not cool, Wesley.
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Dear inSignificant Other,
You're just SO much fucking fun to be around! NOT...
You got some ass kissing to do. I suggest you start soon.
I'm tired of babysitting you. Man the fuck up.
Sincerely,
Your Frustrated & Pissed Off Girlfriend
You're just SO much fucking fun to be around! NOT...
You got some ass kissing to do. I suggest you start soon.
I'm tired of babysitting you. Man the fuck up.
Sincerely,
Your Frustrated & Pissed Off Girlfriend
Active Ink Slinger
I swear that all hell breaks loose when I'm not around. How hard is it to be civil to each other. Fucking grow the fuck up.
Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
My Dream my latest stopry
You call me when I'm at the bathroom? serious? I'm sitting there in peace and quiet and you actually call me? What's wrong with this day and age where we're so attached to our phones that we forget to take them off when we're going to the bathroom and lo and behold, someone gives you a ring and you gotta sit there and hold it in while the bankwoman goes on about how your internetbank is gonna be changed. Fuck this shit!
To al the victims of their own stupidity who are healthy, lived longer on this planet then you have but harass you with a I am a lost puppy and I need help voice.. Get a grip of your life! Grow the fuck up and help those who are in need in deed!! Stop whining like a baby and be responsible for your own life... You are The mother for fuck sake... stop looking for one!
Big-haired Bitch
Hey you! Not you, the guy behind you...yeah you! You're not nearly as smart/intelligent/intellectual as you think you are. So fuck you!
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"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Things I'd like to do at this moment:
1) Write my stories
2) Watch some good movies or series
3) Play some fun games
4) Flirt with hot chicks
5) Masturbate to photoshopped pictures with LadyX's face on them
Things I have to do
1) Call around for jobs
2) Find my CV somewhere in all the horrible shit that's my computerfolders(already checked the pornfolder very thouroghly in case it was hidden in a video or a picture. Can never be too sure)
3) Fill out job applications
4) Realise that life sucks donkeyballs dipped in vinegar.
FUCK YOU, SOCIETY!
1) Write my stories
2) Watch some good movies or series
3) Play some fun games
4) Flirt with hot chicks
5) Masturbate to photoshopped pictures with LadyX's face on them
Things I have to do
1) Call around for jobs
2) Find my CV somewhere in all the horrible shit that's my computerfolders(already checked the pornfolder very thouroghly in case it was hidden in a video or a picture. Can never be too sure)
3) Fill out job applications
4) Realise that life sucks donkeyballs dipped in vinegar.
FUCK YOU, SOCIETY!
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Ok only my second... well thrid trip to the rage cage but...
When the hell did lush become a counselling service? And when the hell did I become a counseller? Yes, I care about my friends but I only come on for like an hour or two these days. And people want me to come on and talk to them about their problems for 2 hours.... Ummm NO! Sorry not doing it anymore. We all have shit going on with our lifes and coming to me at the moment with petty annoying these will only get even more pissed! Not only that but there dont even say "how are you" to me like at all its so self obessed... So I'm going to take a leaf out of there books for once in my life.
What the hell happened to enjoying lush, having a good f-ing time for god sake.
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When the hell did lush become a counselling service? And when the hell did I become a counseller? Yes, I care about my friends but I only come on for like an hour or two these days. And people want me to come on and talk to them about their problems for 2 hours.... Ummm NO! Sorry not doing it anymore. We all have shit going on with our lifes and coming to me at the moment with petty annoying these will only get even more pissed! Not only that but there dont even say "how are you" to me like at all its so self obessed... So I'm going to take a leaf out of there books for once in my life.
What the hell happened to enjoying lush, having a good f-ing time for god sake.
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hmmm. Where do I start?
I guess my rage is mostly about 'friends' that can't distinguish fantasy from reality. I recognize that some relationships can be powerful here, but really...they aren't real life. They only become real life when the fantasy is preferred over reality. The edge is closer than we think.
I guess my rage is mostly about 'friends' that can't distinguish fantasy from reality. I recognize that some relationships can be powerful here, but really...they aren't real life. They only become real life when the fantasy is preferred over reality. The edge is closer than we think.
Clever Gem
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hmmm. Where do I start?
friends list? hmmm.
profile page postings? ahhh.
comments on stories that are self promoting and groundless? ohh.
bad behavior in chat rooms? wow.
spreading rumors that have no basis in fact but seem to gain momentum with each telling? holy shit!
friending me just to see what your significant other posts on my profile? or me on theirs? Yes, you!!
blocking is cool too!
the ultimate weapon? unfriend...very hot right now!
how about whispers? shhh.
black box sex in 100 characters or less? wow! that takes real skill!!
so...clearly I dont have a starting point...just a few musings about cyber life in the land of Lush...
I'm still here...and still loving it ...but really? slow down and enjoy the ride!!
AND BREATHE.... see there are reasons for being particular!
Gingerbread Lover
I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP HERE! WHAT FUCKING PART OF PHOBIA DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERFUCKINGSTAND????? FFS!
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Jag är så frunktansvärt trött! Jag vill sova!! Jag vill inte känna mig stessad. Jag vill kunna slappna av! Jag vill inte fylla I mina immigrations paper. Jag vill ha semester utan att behöva titta på min mobil eller job email. Jag vill ligga på en strand och bara ta det lungt!!!! SATAN!! FAN!! HELVETE!!!
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
fuck you you fucking fuck
not you .... the other one reading this .... yeah, you.
*dusts off my anger* .... that feels better!
not you .... the other one reading this .... yeah, you.
*dusts off my anger* .... that feels better!
Gingerbread Lover
FFS! Why do we have to go through this every fucking time? Why can't you fucking HEAR what I'm saying to you? Seriously, just fucking stop it! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!
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Seriously.....2 fucking hours?!
You are so funny!! and made me laugh out laud!!! THANK YOU! You see, I knew that there was a reason why I am not entering chat rooms, lol but on second thought.., lol, so funny!
(hopefully you are not too pissed and can laugh with me on this one!)
Angel Princess of Passion
Fuck it!!!! and fuck you too!!! damn you to hell!!!!
Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
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How about we re-name this thread to The Ladies Corner? 
I come here from time to time for a laugh and am rarely disappointed, thank you girls!
I come here from time to time for a laugh and am rarely disappointed, thank you girls!
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
You have got to be fucking kidding me!!!! You quit, you just fucking quit!!! I am already working 12h days, now because of you you fucking bitch I have to work even more...... I have no more to give!!!! I am exhausted!!! Fucking corporate asshats!!! Stop being so fucking needy and leave me the fuck alone!!!!
Not again! Why me? Ask someone else, does my head look screwed on to you? My romantic/sexual relationships have been all over the place this year and you know that, so why ask me? I might give you bad advice, so stop, ok. I love ya and all, but just stop asking for my relationship advice. You want longterm and it seems he does too, have at it, just be careful. Some folk.
Captain Turtle
Fucking shitting stupid bloody bastarding ARGH!
You KNOW I have shit going on at home and yet you persist in giving me MORE shit to cope with?
How is that even fair.
Fuck off you stupid...I can't even.
SO MAD.
You KNOW I have shit going on at home and yet you persist in giving me MORE shit to cope with?
How is that even fair.
Fuck off you stupid...I can't even.
SO MAD.
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