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I love this place, but damn some people take it too serious. I don't get on here everyday and I certainly don't change settings. I like mine the way it is set up. So be a dick about not being able to comment, unfriend me, (I forgot, you already did) like you said I guess we really weren't friends. Why the hell are you going to be a dick about something so petty. We haven't even talked that much. It shouldn't bother me, but it does, I try hard to be nice to everyone and out of the blue you send me a rude note. Not in the mood for stupid shit today!!!!
I put this up as a topic in another forum thread but FUCK IT I want to vent about FUCKING Morons who work in customer service that NEVER smile. Who are the softcocks that recruit these balckholes of joy. Why isn't it mandatory for all people at interview for customer service roles to have to pass a smiling test. Oh I guess that would be discriminatory to make people have to pass a smiling test. The politically correct fraternity might suggest we can't discriminate because people might have a medical condition, well shit I don't want to discriminate but maybe they need to work elsewhere. Ahhhhh
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
FUCK< FUCK< FUCK FUCK AND DOUBLE FUCK! Fuckin' computers ! As much as I pid for that rig the piece of shit should run like a cross between a Maseratti and a fuckin' M1A1 Ambrahams! Instead, I'm gonna have to take the bastard to Best Buy and I'm SURE the fuckin' warranttee has elapsed so sure as shit it's gonna cost a PILE to get the mother fucker UNFUCKED. JUST FUCK!
FUCKING CAR GRRRRRR

Do I Look like I have £450 to spare? Yet I am gonna have to bend over and miraculously pull the money out my rectum.

Seen's SSS Wont pay for it, the stingy bastard even after I offered my body and dinner for the bargain price of £450, he hit me back with I wont eat your food you could burn a micro meal...WTF!! that's a fucking talent few if any can burn a micro meal and I am one god favours and enables to do so...Pizza in addition is my burn speciality.

THEN...He offers me £4.50 but says he wants to see my boobies, I said seeing a boob costs an additional £5. He says " is that for both" I said NO to see both is £10 and he says what happened to BOGOF WTF!!!.

Fucking Car, Fucking skunks and fuck everyone except the person who wants to give me £450 to fix my car.
The Duchess of Tart

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And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
FFS JUST FUCKING FIX MY CAR AND STOP FUCKING ME AROUND WITH YOUR FUCKING LAME EXCUSES ABOUT GETTING THE WRONG PARTS ECT.

You promised me yesterday you would be here first thing this morning after letting me down yet again yesterday and its now 1404 and you still haven't shown up.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to lug fucking shopping back and forward with 2 kids one of he thinks walking is a sin and bitches all the time.

And to top it of even if you showed up right this minute it still wouldnt be fixed in time and I will have to walk to get the kids from school AGAIN and its about to piss with rain, Thanks alot mate...Its not like you are not charging me enough to fix it is it but its been a week now and you still haven't fucking fixed it.

GET YOUR FUCKING ARSE OVER HERE AND FUCKING FIX MY CAR.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Get your shit together, girl. And fucking work like you deserve to be here.
Fuck you you jerk. how could you just stand me up and without a care. I guess I was to be guillible
I can't believe I let people hurt me like I do. Maybe it's because I thought we were pretty decent friends having talked and laughed and hugged many times. No friend should have that much power over my feelings. I can't seem to let it go and forget.
SON OF A BITCH!!! THANK YOU SEARS!! That fuckin' water heater you sold me goes totally fucking dead so I call to schedule a repair appointment for it and the goofy bitch who told me I HAD an appointment LIED TO ME! Then, I call back and as you only have one tech in this whole Goddamned area who works on them what the fuck do I hear next? IT WILL BE NEXT FUCKING THURSDAY BEFORE HE CAN GET HERE! The ONLY good thing in this whole fucked up mess is that having bought the EXTENDED warrantee on that piece it is covered.
A day off should mean just that!
Just as you fucking bitches get your days off, so should I.
I am not here to just wipe your asses, you fucking lazy ignorant bastards.

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Maybe I'm just stupid, but I really don't understand ego-driven condescension. Perhaps its a form of imbalance or even illness? Very destructive anyway
How fucking DARE you make this out to be my fault? You can't control your jealousy, and all your shitty excuses are pushing her away from you! Don't then make this my problem! Fuck you, you fucking prick!

FUCKEDY FUCK FUCK TITS AND BALLS.

*breathe*
Fucking two-faced back-stabbing bitch. Running amok. Creating SHIT! Can never see anyone happy.
Especially if it's a good friendship or a couple. FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
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WOW!!

I am beyond hurt.


I have the rope, a truck and knowledge of where to hide the body...just let me know!
Why oh WHY must you make everything about you???

Fucking attention slut. So few care. Try a little discretion.
People everywhere suck!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
I need to punch something.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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I need to punch something.



Punch my stupid neighbor, please!
So much for "friends" sticking by me. After being puzzled for a while at all the rats jumping from a sinking ship, I've finally found the common denominator and I can't believe my own stupidity. Under my nose the whole time. A stinking, drunkard, lying, troublemaking whore and a retarded, demented, psychotic asshole, a conniving bitch with multiple personality disorder and a lying, bitch who needs five men On the go at once and who lies to EVERYONE. All with lives so empty they have to go fucking up other people's. I was dumped on my ass by a bunch of people who should have known better than to believe those particular few pissants

. Do you not realise how fucking EASY it is to FAKE something like that? Go try it yourself. Add a "sent" line, a date and time, where it's from and then your text. Easy huh? Now forward it to someone else looks just like a regular email doesnt it? How easy it is to tell a lie because they are jealous? Did I NOT tell you to watch for shitheads who might want to split us? Did you listen? No. You preferred to throw away a long time friendship on the basis of morons telling stories. OMG I can't believe people are so quick to judge a long-time friend, a friend of YEARS to some, and after that long believed a bunch of shitty lies , based on some crappy text. Just because it says it was sent or even sent by a particular person means fucking NOTHING.

Retarded shitheads spreading bullshit lies and because you can "see it with your own eyes" it MUST be true. Open your eyes you stupid fuckers and look at who The messengers were. This is Ignorance and lack of faith at its best. If I was gonna Do something to hurt you, why would I wait TWO AND A HALF FUCKING YEARS? FUCK.

To the few motherfucking motherfuckers living around me. I hope you get hit by a meteor.

Or at least the plague. Or a dump truck full of cow shit. Or a train. Yep. Something big and lethal.
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. Do you not realise how fucking EASY it is to FAKE something like that? Go try it yourself. Add a "sent" line, a date and time, where it's from and then your text. Easy huh? Now forward it to someone else looks just like a regular email doesnt it? How easy it is to tell a lie because they are jealous? Did I NOT tell you to watch for shitheads who might want to split us? Did you listen? No. You preferred to throw away a long time friendship on the basis of morons telling stories. OMG I can't believe people are so quick to judge a long-time friend, a friend of YEARS to some, and after that long believed a bunch of shitty lies , based on some crappy text. Just because it says it was sent or even sent by a particular person means fucking NOTHING.



It can be pretty easy to fake an email.

While not a foolproof method to verify, you could ask for the full header. That's not easy to fake and might at least get the guilty party to stutter nervously.

Hope you get your wish as doing shit like that is more than mean and sounds awfully childish.
To the asshole that can't tell time. You, sir, are a world class fucking douchebag.

15 minutes means 15 minutes. A quarter hour. Nine hundred seconds (give or take).
Not when you fucking demand it by throwing a tantrum worthy of a toddler and threaten to write a bad review. You can go fuck yourself. Twice.

Just because you're over 65 doesn't mean you get special treatment. Everyone else is waiting patiently because they actually listened, before they paid, that it would be a 15 minute wait.

Your wife is just as childish and as miserable as you are. You two make a fabulously matched couple. Sour and Puss.

To the gentleman that gave his order to them just to shut them up and get them out of the store, Thank you.
The next time you come in, whatever you want is on the house.

Customer service. Pfffft. Some customers should be tossed off... a cliff.

Here's your fucking smile.
Just bumping the rules. Cheers, ragers.

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You think you're so perfect. TELLING people what they have done wrong. TELLING people what they meant. What YOU think they meant. Harping on about this friend to another then back again. Sending private conversations to other people so they can 'see the mean thing they said about you' almost TWO YEARS AGO. You're a horrible person. You are mean, rude, pious and an all round bitch. You can't keep friends for very long because you do shitty things to them. Most of the friends you have haven't learnt how hurtful you are yet. I have never met anyone as yucky as you are. I'm not perfect, NOBODY is but most people dont go around with their nose up in the air looking down at others. Perhaps it's time you took a good look at yourself and why there are so many people mad at you ALL the time.

I'm not sure if I'm done yet. I may be back.
Dear dog next door -

Please shut the fuck up.

Fondly,
- Guy next door who is seriously considering shooting you
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I have the rope, a truck and knowledge of where to hide the body...just let me know!


Nice one cheers Kitty

Who the fuck named it a funny bone??

Its not funny when you knock it, yet u can't cry when u do..what kind of sadistic bastard makes up shit like that I can only imagine...hurts like shit OUCH.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
FUCK YOU !!! I can hear your Aussie man voice screaming all the way over here. CUNT, You should do an audio.
Fuck your breath and fuck your Bahamas vacation I can't wait to see your life go down in flames you pile of garbage