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Unknown User
Fucking hate spotify right. Just fucking work dammit
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
OW OW OW OW OW...FUUUUCK

You do realise I am only 5" 1 and a half right? Not 10" tall like you.

STOP putting everything up high on top of the cupboards ..I just fell off the bloody chair and hurt my ankle because I needed the new pack of PG tips that you put up there so I could have another cup of tea.

Seriously.. it hurts.. I really should wake your lazy arse up and kick you... I would too, but I can't because I just fucking twisted my ankle.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
It never should have happened... but it did. Pretending it didn't happen won't work. Putting us under a "gag order" was the wrong call. Too many unanswered questions... too many tears shed... too little done. Don't tie our hands when all we want to do is help them grieve. Yes... a child died. A child who was very popular. A child who once occupied space in my classroom. Did you come to me? NO. Did you allow me to help my kids? NO. But I did anyway. I hope when the dust settles we don't loose too many of our amazing staff because you made the wrong call.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
FUCKING PARENTS WHO DON'T BOTHER DEALING WITH HEAD LICE - GO FUCK YOURSELVES - WHAT KINDS OF PARENTS ARE YOU??

I treat my kids hair every fucking week at least once - I even manage to get rid of the fucking things during school breaks but it's a vicious fucking circle when as soon as they go back to school your fucking kids give them back to them because your lazy fucking bastards.

How could/can you leave your kids so uncomfortable like that? As soon as mine so much as scratch they are dumped in the shower and their hair is combed thru thoroughly - its a tedious job - no one likes to do it, but if you would just fucking do yours I wouldn't have to keep fucking doing mine and unlike you fuckers I have 2 young kids to comb through because your lazy bastards.

The teachers are no better - if a kid itches send them the fuck home until they are nit free - that's what they used to do when we were at school so why not any more?

We all know which kids are responsible and you could at least not make my kids sit next to them, I have asked this countless times.

Fucking do something about these kids and their parents because this is unfair on the parents who actually have well presented, well mannered and clean fucking kids.

Shame on you all you fuckers.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
FUCK THIS, FUCK THIS, FUCK THIS, FUCK THIS, FUCK THIS!!!

I am never going to be able to leave this stupid fucking town. It's like a Twilight Zone episode.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch
So sick of lazy ass mail carriers.

This is the second time this year you've fucking claimed I wasn't home when all you had to do was knock or ring the doorbell to see otherwise.

When I plan out my day, I don't factor in visits to the post office to wait in line to pick something up because you see delivery confirmation as your one way ticket to cutting corners on doing your goddamn job!

"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion
Guest
Lurker
FUCKING ABSOLUTE TWAT!!!!!!
Guest
Lurker
Quote by sweet_as_candy
FUCKING ABSOLUTE TWAT!!!!!!


I would if I could...

Meanwhile, and contradictory to my above joke, I fucking hate cunts.
Unknown User
Ugh fuck it. Stupid me
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Why do you ask me stupid fucking questions??!? Just tell me I copied the wrong fucking person! Don't ask me who the fuck she is. You aren't funny or sarcastically charming. You are just a cunt. I said I DO NOT CARE if you are "mad" at me, because I don't care. This is a job. That's it!!! Stop playing fucking games and DO YOUR JOB!
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Now my hot water is not fucking working. Waiting for the plumber. Hopefully just the pilot light and a minor repair.

Thankfully, it's not leaking so hopefully just something simple.

It's one god damn thing after the other. Houses are such money pits.

FUCK!

XO


Need a new water heater. at least its only $800.00 installed. OMG. In November it was the furnace. lol
Guest
Lurker
Edited..... Just fuck everything ?
Guest
Lurker
Oh shut up already. It's been 7months and you keep asking the same thing over and over every single day? You're bugging the whole building!
Evie
Blackbird Supernova
Go fuck yourself. I don't care anymore.
billy
Active Ink Slinger
What the fuck are you doing running for President? You bloated egomaniac, isn't having your anglicized name pasted all over the world in giant letters enough? And what the fuck is that thing on your head? And why are your hands so damn small? They totally creep me out.
“It's nice sometimes to open up the heart a little and let some hurt come in. It proves you're still alive.”
Guest
Lurker
You stirred the pot a few times too many... and yeah, even I have a tipping point.

If you were not so proficient online, one of your sabotage attempts could be chalked up to ignorance. But since any of maybe 20+ sites would have shown you instantly how many rooms were plentiful during that time (and at great rates mind you), tells me it was meddling of some sort. Any dumb fuck could have done it same day even - but no... plant a seed of doubt to someone far away... knowing how it might blossom into something not nice...

Why? I have no fuckin idea. Happiness jealousy maybe of your supposed "friend"? You never had or had a shot at my arse so it could not be that. But oh yes... high ground for sure... let's not forget the hypocritical moral line in the sand you so judgmentally like to draw. Look in the fuckin mirror.

While on the subject of hypocrisy, please be aware that Webster has cited you as an example for the definition of "drama" - pretty ironic wouldn't you say?

Now most recently... intimate candlelit table for two which you knew about... be respectful maybe? Nah... you pull up in your whine-o-rama mobile... incessantly whaling on the horn... "look at me! look at me! look at me!"... Hand on the good book, you gonna say 20 some odd blasts of the whining horn were not done on purpose to meddle? Tell me when to stop laughing...

Still not really sure why... and frankly, I do not give a shit - but someone else does - so that means I do. If you were in fact trying to do something, I will be fuckin damned if I let that happen. I have thick skin, thicker resolve and... deeper love.

So good riddance... and G-fuckin-S-fuckin-R!

P.S. Before this final collage salute, just some FYI... it ends up being a bit too much when 98% of one's comments start with "I am the best", "I am the most", "I am the cat's meow", etc. --- even more so when anyone constructively says you are not, results in a temper tantrum befitting a 4 year old but... whatever...

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trinket
Convict
I think it's hilarious that you get all butt hurt when you lose a friend. Take a look at how many of our friends don't want anything to do with you whatsoever yet it's always evveryone else's fault and never yours. Write a list of them and think about it you whiny little bitch
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
The trappers came yesterday. They were here for 2.5 hours. I do hope they catch this miserable raccoon or raccoons.

Now I have to wait 7-14 days.

They said this raccoon could have lived in my house for the whole time we lived here. We just have started to hear them.

I'm wondering how much the clean up will be. Of course that is a different charge.

Sometimes I really hate nature.

xo
DreamJeanie
Active Ink Slinger
Hate Living 5 Hours away from my LOVERS.......TIME SUCKS
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VanGogh
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
what a bunch of babies
Guest
Lurker
More then half of you run around with your multiple personalities causing NOTHING but drama, trouble and have some sick sense of humor by getting satisfaction out of hurting poeple then want to turn around and bitch about it???!!! Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! If you can't be yourself don't bitch!!

"The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is you don't have to remember what you said" ~ Anonymous
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED.

It's been over 2 weeks now I am sick and fucking tired of you and having to cover for you and your behaviour...You are not sick you are lazy and depressed which makes me depressed having to deal with you or cover for you with our kids telling them Daddy is not feeling well and stressed because my kids should not think this is ok and or normal.

Like I just told you CUNT...ENOUGH...GET you fucking arse up and be a father not a self pitying FUCK or GET THE FUCK OUT..You have no place to go and you fucking know it and this place is mine not yours, I don't have to let you stay here with us...I do because I am not a CUNT like you and because for some fucking crazy reason our kids love you and because when you are not acting like this you actually don't completely suck as a parent...but for now you do and I am fucking mentally drained and exhausted having to deal with you and over compensate with the kids because you are supposedly "sick"

AND

While we are at it...Sort out my fucking CAR so I can drive it and GET a fucking job, pay your debts and don't give out my fucking financial details on the internet...anyone with half a brain cell knows not to do that and unlike you my credit rating is not fucked, and you wonder why the fuck I am mad at you for giving out details that could have had disaster effects on my credit rating and not to even mention they could have cleared me the fuck out financially...You PRICK.

Edit lol update...I should rant at him in the rage cage more often the lazy fuck just got up...Sprite you are awsome and the rage cage rocks xo
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx