I took my truck in to the dealer for scheduled maintenance and they said it needed to have several recall repairs. I agreed. Then... Two weeks later they tell me they need to keep it a week longer. Three weeks to do routine maintenance? So I calmly told them they were Incompetent losers that couldn't tell their assholes from a socket wrench. Needless to say, that didn't go as well as I hoped.
Cock suckers!
You sorry son of bitch! It wasn't enough for you fuck heads to fuck up my rounds chattering like little old ladies at the beauty parlor in my down swing on a regular basis (btw ASSHOLE other guys who've hit in with us marveled at the fact that for some reason, while you fuck wads said not one word when anyone ELSE was hitting you had no hesitation about it when I WAS!) Then, when for whatever reason, you decided you no longer wanted to golf with me, RATHER than be adults about it and simply tell me (OH FUCK NO, THAT would require you to GROW THE FUCK UP)instead you jerk wads play your Mickey Mouse little game and make me look ,like a fool to the people in the Pro shop. But, even THAT wasn't enough, the city tournament rolls around and as I'm too busy to play you send me that insulting ass IM because WITHOUT you shit heads distracting the Hell out of me I HAVE been playing better the few times I HAVE gone out. Well news flash chump... YES I HAVE BEEN SHOOTING IN THE 70's! REGULARLY! It's much fucking easier to do when I'm not golfing with three over grown God damned five year olds! (Tell me prick, who was the ONLY guy in our group who ROUTINELY called penalty strokes on himself? You know, the one who DIDN'T take FREE DROPS to avoid trees and all manner of OTHER cheap shit!) All in all I guess I SHOULD send you bastards a thank you note! As it is I'm posting a special song on my wall... JUST FOR YOU... and a handful of OTHERS who are rapidly climbing my shit list!
I have an asshole neighbor that thinks this is still the 4th of July and is setting off fireworks at three in the morning every night. Then comes the M-80s that set off all the car alarms. Id call the cops but they'd show up and probably start shooting thinking they were under fire. I would go talk to him but he is a red-neck with a pit bull. Soooo to make a long story short... I'm fucked.
If I go to him and complain he will sic his dog on me and in self preservation I'll call 911. The cops will come and most likely shoot the dog and the guy and I will be hospitalized with dog bites and have to go through rabies shots in the stomach, after sitting three hours waiting in the emergency room.
Carol just handed me my head phones playing the Piano Guys greatest hits. I swear that never occurred to me.
Ever think it is impossible for anyone to enter any health facility and come out without being either lectured about your negligence, when you are trying with all you have to "get better?" OR: When you do show you have beat a disease, malady, whatever, they give you a new hill to climb? It sounds like this to me at this point:
1) Never let them be happy with who they are
2) Find something new to keep them come back
Medicine is our new religion and BIG BUSINESS.
Ok it usually takes alot to get me upset and right now I don't know who I am more angry at when I drop off a prescription it usually means we need it right away you give me a time I come back. Now it's not ready 1 hour later. I wait. I check back as I am sitting here with my 2 yr old. You tell me a couple minutes. I wait. I check back get told you are in the phone so I wait. Now my 2 yr old is getting mad my son is in a lot of pain after having surgery this morning and still no meds. Waiting 2 hours you finally tell me you're getting clearance because it is in the same family he has allergies too. Now I am pissed at the pharmacy for taking 2 hours to tell me this at the Dr whom I spoke to several times about his allergies and the nurse who said it was different. So you have a pissed off mom a screaming 2 year old and my son still in pain. Let me cut your stomach open and make you wait all day to get pain meds. Wtf
Ok breathing calming errr thanks for listening
When did kids become so damn ungrateful ? I mean, you spend most of your life giving to them, taking care of them, raising them. Is it ever enough? When is it your time to be happy? God forbid your gonna do something for yourself! God forbid your gonna choose to be happy. WTF they are suppose to be the "new" generation? Well girls.. It's moms turn to be happy, like it or lump it! Grow the hell up!
motherfucker passed me, on the right, on the motherfucking OFF ramp. (then we waited at the light together)
I'm curious where some people got their driver's license because I think Cracker jack is issuing them again. Who the fuck makes a right turn from the left turn lane on one major road to another? Turn signals seem to be broken and now you're not sure if some idiot who is texting or looking for a stupid Pokemon. I'm not in the mood to get t-boned because you're too stupid to pay attention. I swear I'm going to invest in a dash-cam for my car just to post this shit on YouTube. At least it might get some laughs or some, "Holy shits!"
God Damn idiot drivers...Not looking for clear traffic on the merge ramp....5 fuckin times today I had to anchor 40000 lbs of shit....Mother fuckers want to kill me or be killed...It takes 3 football fields for me to stop when I am at hyway speed....
Fuck.....I need a nap..
I was just trying to help!! Fine. Do whatever the fuck you want and go fuck yourself
It's not my fucking fault so stop blaming me for your stupid mistakes. You can't even be happy for me. No, you have to blame me for your stupid fucking mistakes. You're a fucking adult so start acting like one. Grow up and take some responsibility for your decisions. Accept the consequences and stop blaming the wrong person/people. The person you should blame is you.
My cat fell today and I had to put him down.
If your passive-aggressive bullshit wasn't enough, you can't fucking answer a simple fucking question! I've asked four times and you pussy-foot around. News flash... the Bank of Me will be shutting down soon due to lack of funds. Instead of wasting money on bullshit, pay your fucking bills! I budgeted my money so I could purchase certain items. I had to make some adjustments due to circumstances that arose, and I dealt with it all. What do you do? You spend money faster than you earn it. Money burns a hole in you pocket so badly it's not even funny. You bitch about those keeping up with the Jones' when you are guiltier than anyone else I know!
You're in the situation you're in because of your actions and your choices... not mine.
Pissed off doesn't cover how I feel but I also feel happy that no one believes your bs. I hope you finally stop and leave me fuck alone loser.
The Queen of the Poisoned Pen strikes again! Only now, you're the Queen of the Poisoned Word Processor. And you wonder why some people avoid you like they do. The person who needs a shrink is you.
There should be some way of filtering out ass holes on the drivers test.
