Two Months Until I’m Fifty - What Now?

In two months time I will be fifty, and friends who have already reached that landmark tell me that once you reach the other side, bits start dropping off.

So, what do I need to cram into the final two months of my first half-century that I won’t be able to do afterwards? Suggestions smutty and otherwise are most welcome. 🤭X

Invest in some string, sellotape and glue so at least if the bits do start dropping off, you can reattach them and nobody will be any the wiser.

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Invest in some string, sellotape and glue so at least if the bits do start dropping off, you can reattach them and nobody will be any the wiser.

I’m told duct tape is more effective, if a bit industrial. And what sort of glue? 🤔X

Duct tape might be handy if you're also fancying a little light bondage play, followed by waxing your wrists. Not recommended.

Pritt Stick doesn't even hold bits of paper up on display walls, so that's out. Maybe Copydex? The meet-in-the-middle glue.

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Duct tape might be handy if you're also fancying a little light bondage play, followed by waxing your wrists. Not recommended.

Pritt Stick doesn't even hold bits of paper up on display walls, so that's out. Maybe Copydex? The meet-in-the-middle glue.

Yes, and Copydex reaches the parts PVA can’t, if you catch my sniffed. 🤭🤣X

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Duct tape might be handy if you're also fancying a little light bondage play, followed by waxing your wrists. Not recommended.

Duct tape on the nips is ideal for marathon running. It’s true! After 26 miles, it lifts off effortlessly with not a nip-chafe in sight! File that in the ‘Useless Information’ folder. 🤣X

Get new friends. 😋 The idea that 50 is a considerable milestone is ridiculous, don't buy in to it. Exercise (mind & body), eat healthy, lots of water & moisturize. 50 is the new 40.

So what is 60? That's where I am headed in a year.

But, yeah, I can't say passing 50 changed much. I haven't had anything "drop off", though I have needed some minor repairs (hernia, cataracts).😊 Life just ticks along. Certainly other things in my life like my son hitting adulthood and my expanding role at work have had more impact than just turning 50 did.

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So what is 60? That's where I am headed in a year.

But, yeah, I can't say passing 50 changed much. I haven't had anything "drop off", though I have needed some minor repairs (hernia, cataracts).😊 Life just ticks along. Certainly other things in my life like my son hitting adulthood and my expanding role at work have had more impact than just turning 50 did.

That’s reassuring to know! Thank you! X

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So what is 60? That's where I am headed in a year.

But, yeah, I can't say passing 50 changed much. I haven't had anything "drop off", though I have needed some minor repairs (hernia, cataracts).😊 Life just ticks along. Certainly other things in my life like my son hitting adulthood and my expanding role at work have had more impact than just turning 50 did.

I choose a new age to be every year. 🤣This year I’ve chosen 45 It’s what most people guess me as anyway

But seriously 50 was no big deal, neither was 60. I just hit 61 yesterday according to the calendar. Age is just a number. I work out with a trainer at the gym 3-4 times a week. I play pickleball 2-3 times a week and I ride my bike on the Pinellas Trail on the weekends. And I swim whenever I get the chance. I refuse to let the calendar tell me I’m old. 🥰😎

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In two months time I will be fifty, and friends who have already reached that landmark tell me that once you reach the other side, bits start dropping off.

So, what do I need to cram into the final two months of my first half-century that I won’t be able to do afterwards? Suggestions smutty and otherwise are most welcome. 🤭X

what bits are we talking about here? fingers? toes? lol

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what bits are we talking about here? fingers? toes? lol

I took it metaphorically to mean that bits of her life will drop off. Which does happen, although there are no absolute milestones. That Billy Crystal bit from 1991, "It's All Downhill From Here," is kind of sad although at 68 I accept the truth of it.

I would suggest you don't need a specific list of things to cram in, just make sure you live each day to the full🙂

Thank you all - that’s reassuring to know! By bits falling off, I just meant the odd ache, more injuries at the gym, etc. There’s no reason why any of this should happen, but because my work is dependent on me being fit and active, I guess I worry a little. Thank you all for your comments. X

"Age" is way more of a mindset than a number. (To some extent I am a testament to that idea.) ... I've met lots of folks who do not look or "act" their age, and do it very well. ... Eat well, keep moving... keep an open mind... you'll do just fine. 😘

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"Age" is way more of a mindset than a number. (To some extent I am a testament to that idea.) ... I've met lots of folks who do not look or "act" their age, and do it very well. ... Eat well, keep moving... keep an open mind... you'll do just fine. 😘

Thank you, bud58. And thank you for reading my story. 😘X

Life starts

Your "Not giving a fuck about what other people think" skills leap to a whole new level

Live it up! You are still plenty young. Make plans for the next 50!

I can honestly say that life just got better, and keeps getting better. It is just a number. In the run-up to it, I felt really down. A few days after that it felt as though a weight had been lifted from my shoulders.

I so agree about not giving a fuck anymore! My 20s which is supposed to be the peak (?) were absolutely shit due to insecurity. Stay healthy, do exactly what you want to do with leisure at least half of the time and this will be a great decade!

Passed 50 fours years ago and really haven’t noticed a change. I try to stay fit but am not as avid about it as I once was. Sexually nothing has changed maybe a bit more interested in expanding what appeals to me. Advice…do what you have always wanted to do, stay as fit as you can and make sure your enthusiasm level remains high…not only for sex but everything you do.

Well Iam now 55, and think nothing changed really, since then, but I am believe age is only a number!

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Well Iam now 55, and think nothing changed really, since then, but I am believe age is only a number!

Age is an accumulation of years and experience. At some time it is not just a number. The further away from 50 I get I find my monthly cost at the pharmacy rises. The equipment from time to time needs to be refurbished and I have to spend a bit more time “cuddling” before I can have another go at it. 😂🔥

It’s whatever you want to make of it. For me it’s been a few years and nothing changed, at least not in my own mind.

Although I’m a guy and things may be different, through my fifties I’ve found myself in less good of physical shape (though the Pandemic was the trigger if not the full cause). But even that was only incremental, nothing has fallen off yet, and the only major change is that I’ve become a LOT more in tune with my sexuality, for which Lush gets most of the credit.

Free advice may be worth the price, but my best suggestion is to get as well in tune with yourself as you can. Any unmet wishes, bucket list experiences, and so on will NOT go away. They will assert themselves. Even if you can’t act on all your desires, listen to them.

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I’m told duct tape is more effective, if a bit industrial. And what sort of glue? 🤔X

Cum. Definitely cum.

Enjoy your sex drive while you still have it! My gf and I have had an amazing time together in our 50's. Actually the best sex both of us have ever had. Have fun, try new things, spice it up. 50 is nothing to be afraid of.

Put as much as you possibly can into your 401k or retirement fund. Now live it up. You are still very young!