My first job was crushing cans in a soft drink factory, but I had to leave. It was soda-pressing.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
I had a great job in an Origami shop. Unfortunately the business folded.
My first job was working in a grocery store helping carry out customer's purchases. I thought the job was in the bag, but I got sacked.
My next employment was working as a steno, taking dictation. I was too slow so the boss wrote me off.
I got work at a fireworks factory. I got drunk, came to work lit, so the company blew me off. But I landed on my feet at the local airport and was flying high after that.
I lost my job as a doctor. I just didn’t have the patience.
I got a job as a shepherd, but lost count of the flock
I got a job as a swimming instructor but the business didn’t stay afloat.
I got a new job as a mountain biker. It's all downhill from here.
I just lost my job as a psychic. I didn't see that coming.
I had a job as a ditch digger. I felt like I was always in a rut. Like I'd never get to the bottom of the job. Like I would never rise up in the work. Like the harder I labored the deeper in the hole I was. Like I was buried in a dirty job. As if I had become entrenched in a pit of despair. So I climbed out of the hole I had created in my life and told the boss to take the job and shovel it.
I had a job as a computer programmer and was really good at IT.
But then my position was outsourced, facilitated by the policies of successive administrations, none of whom have done anything to stem the tide of good jobs going abroad.
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I had a job as a plumber but all I seem to fit is toilets. I may need to look for other employment soon since I understand the company is going down the pan (Now I thought of that!... I didnt use Goggle).
i got a job as a gynecologist once. They fired me cause i kept taking my work home with me
I gave up my job as a clock maker. We worked all hours and I didn't have a minute to myself.
Then I was the Vice Chairman at a very exclusive establishment. Until the police raided it.......
I got a new job as a Judge. I'm so nervous I can barely string a sentence together.
I've got a new job mispronouncing names of french towns... It's Nice.
(It's a really nice place btw!)
I got a new job with Dyson...it sucked
I used to be a prostitute, then I got a job as a postwoman........ well it kept me off the streets.........
I got a job as a nurse, but I had no patients..
I got a job as a taxidermist, then they brought me a gorilla and I thought "Oh stuff that".
I have nothing to add to this thread but you have me laughing at 4:03AM.
Thankyou.
I got a job at the peanut farm and it drove me nuts.
I got a job as a hooker, but I quit as my clients kept giving me a mouthful.
I used to work for a mission which saved fallen women. Unfortunately I saved one for myself and they found out.
I got a new job answering other people’s phones.. It’s not for me.
I would have liked to get a job as the speaking clock. Unfortunately I didn't have the time.
I got sacked from my first job as a proof reader.
I got a job as a baker but I couldn’t make any dough.
I thought of opening a brothel but I didn't know how to make broth.
I once had a job as a zookeeper....Now I’m just lion-around...yuk, yuk, yuk.
I got a job swimming with Dolphins....They fired me on porpoise.
