I have never

6 Dec 2017

I have never peed in the bathtub

8 Dec 2017

I have never peed in Becky's bathtub... or so she thinks Big Hugs

8 Dec 2017

I have never been able to whistle

8 Dec 2017

Quote by elizabethblack
I have never been able to whistle

It takes practice, lots of it. It is proven that the better one is at at blow jobs,
the better they are at whistling.

I have never been able to whistle either Lfunny

9 Dec 2017

I have never been to America.

9 Dec 2017

Been there several times, New York, Vegas, CA, Boston, and a few other places.

I have never tried water skiing. (never found a lake with a slope.)

9 Dec 2017

I have never water skied barefoot.

10 Dec 2017

I have never been water skiing, or snow skiing...or horse back riding....or had anal sex.....(truth)

11 Dec 2017

I have never seen A Christmas Story.

12 Dec 2017

I have never been to Essex and hopefully will never have to.

Hey V Big Hugs

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

12 Dec 2017

I have never been shopping with K...

By the sounds of things...I am the luckiest guy on the planet..

Luvs ya K... Big Hugs

Resurrection the Beginning...My first story...Please feel free to have a look

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/resurrection-the-beginning.aspx

Resurrection the Resurgence...Second in the series...

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/resurrection-the-resurgence.aspx

Resurrection the Redemption...Third in the series...

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/novels/resurrectionthe-redemption.aspx

13 Dec 2017

i have never liked having a cold nose.

Say. Her. Name.

13 Dec 2017

I have never seen real snow.

My new Flash Fiction:

An Extraordinary Orgasm.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2

13 Dec 2017

I have never ridden in a Lamborghini

13 Dec 2017

I have never set foot inside of a Starbucks.

A little bit of filth to read and/or listen to.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/filthy.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/a-gift-for-a-very-good-friend.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/date-night-1.aspx

13 Dec 2017

I have never been on a cruise

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/cheers-5

15 Dec 2017

I have never been in a hot air balloon.

19 Dec 2017

i have never been on a sleigh ride.

Say. Her. Name.

19 Dec 2017

I never have had a Genie before

19 Dec 2017

I have never run a marathon.

23 Dec 2017

I have never had a woman give me an orgasm IRL.

24 Dec 2017

i have never had a real christmas tree.

Say. Her. Name.

24 Dec 2017

I have never spent Christmas alone

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

26 Dec 2017

I have never had the flu, until this Christmas

27 Dec 2017

Quote by Becky4Texas
I have never had the flu, until this Christmas

I have never been afraid to give someone a hug, neither online nor in real life.

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i