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I know i've been a lush stories member too long when.................

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Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by simplyjohn
I wanted to share this since I fell about laughing .. I placed an order for two items last week for home delivery and one was delivered at the weekend and one is thus outstanding. I quite often make a note of these things (its an age thing) and on a post-it note just now I wrote .. polo shirt received shoes still to cum.

lol .. true!


You admit to one and all on lush you make notes on post-its....what colour post-it...standard yellow or did you splash out and get the multi coloured pack??

Hey sexy
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Quote by simplyjohn
I wanted to share this since I fell about laughing .. I placed an order for two items last week for home delivery and one was delivered at the weekend and one is thus outstanding. I quite often make a note of these things (its an age thing) and on a post-it note just now I wrote .. polo shirt received shoes still to cum.

lol .. true!


Ffs John your shoes don't suffer from premature ejaculation then?

Hey KK
Kittypusscat
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by simplyjohn
I wanted to share this since I fell about laughing .. I placed an order for two items last week for home delivery and one was delivered at the weekend and one is thus outstanding. I quite often make a note of these things (its an age thing) and on a post-it note just now I wrote .. polo shirt received shoes still to cum.

lol .. true!


Oh John! Think you need to get out more!
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simplyjohn
Site administrator
Quote by Kittypusscat


Oh John! Think you need to get out more!


I agree *huge hugs* havent seen you in ages .. I hope all is well smile
Kittypusscat
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Quote by simplyjohn


I agree *huge hugs* havent seen you in ages .. I hope all is well smile


Yes thank you- been dipping in and out due to work but have been reading posts and giggling! Hope you are ok and not working too hard!
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Unknown User
.......I sign my Christmas cards 'Cooldaddy' !
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Quote by Guest
my kk

this may be a dead giveaway





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I have done that more than once
Guest
Lurker
my blocked list exceeds my friends list
Guest
Lurker
Quote by PleasedToMeetMe
my blocked list exceeds my friends list


Glad I am not on blocked list beautiful Erin
Kittypusscat
Active Ink Slinger
I spend my time looking for new avatars instead of getting on with my work!
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Guest
Lurker
I know I've been a Lush Stories member too long when all the Mods look like they just left school.
bill11
Active Ink Slinger
You keep coming back hoping that Lush will be working hourly when the servers for the system were shut down.
adele
Weaver of Words
only hourly bill? I kept a tab open and while I was working on other things, would go over every 5 or 10 minutes and press refresh like 5 or 6 times in a row
Guest
Lurker
When you see the people in middle of rows time after time.
adele
Weaver of Words
when you check to see who is in the chat rooms before taking your morning pee
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer



When lush is down you check every 10 minutes to see if it came back on....
Master_Jonathan
Active Ink Slinger
When I post a story and check it every 30 minutes to see if it has been published and who has read it yet! (and I do that too!)
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
When you wake up on the couch in the morning, with your phone, showing the forum or a story by one of your favorite autors, still firmly clutched in your hand....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by trinket


What's the other hand clutching?

Nothing. Don't want my kids to catch me like that. Had I managed to reach my bed, it would have different though. I bet you know how....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by trinket


Clutching a sammich?
nope, in bed I don't eat..............bread
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
Quote by trinket
When auto-corrupt turns "duck" into "fuck".


when you're afraid to let people use your phone because your dictionary is absolutely filthy.

Say. Her. Name.
trinket
Convict
Quote by honeydipped


when you're afraid to let people use your phone because your dictionary is absolutely filthy.



Funny you should say that because today, for the first time EVER auto correct inserted "fucking" instead of "ducking" into my sentence. After correcting it a million times my phone finally understands the correct use of "fucking".

Oh but when I type "me" predictive changes it to "mum and dad" which has caused a few pauses in conversation at times. Ni have no idea why. It's not a shortcut and I can't get rid of it.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
when literally no kinks, or fetishes, surprise you anymore.

Say. Her. Name.
Unknown User
When you tell who is a remake or taking a break from their original account.

You suck at acting.