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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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For being bottomless at a sidewalk cafe.
For being improperly dressed
Trinket was busted at the zoo impersonating the bears
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Discharging his weapon in a public place.

Arrested for flashing a convent of nuns
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
He got arrested for shooting his gun naked all over the place.....
Throwing her empty champagne bottles out of the hotel window at passing police cars.

He also got arrested for the Champagne bottles. After he hit the officer he was chasing me naked down the street.
She was arrested for running naked down the street. I explained that I was just trying to stop her and have her put some clothes on and was released immediately.

For spanking Lady Mysteria in public. Naughty, Naughty!
The seams on her stockings weren't perfectly straight. That and all the bounty stuffed in her basque!!
He was arrested and deported for disliking tea by Royal Decree
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Not having any identification on him.
for going out nude in public and shoplifting
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
for wearing her knickers on her head and smearing her body in lime jello and running nude through Kensington High Street
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
For reading Harry Potter during sex, while enjoying cosplay
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."

C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.

— Mark Twain
She burned the pizza.....again?
Oh wait, that's not really naughty....
For mooning the SWAT Team while it was answering a call
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
I keep telling Shotgun he's got to stop flashing the ladies in the park!.
Finally, caught up with him.
Impersonation
For not showing enough leg
Flashing the Queen!