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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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ginger86
Blonde Ginger
i know it's cold outside but just how did your tongue get frozen on that bicycle seat?
Guest
Lurker
Shaking my head (Sarcastically of course)
How many times do I have to tell you not before my coffee?
bill11
Active Ink Slinger
Sheri, you will be fine after the plastic surgery
Belthazor
Idk... Gryffindor?
Quote by trinket


Surely you jest! You need to go back to the future!



I know what it is. I just don't know what you mean. Did it run me over? Knock me out with the suicide doors? Set me on fire when it blasted through time?
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
You fainted when I dropped my pants. The doctors worked hard on your face, but they're afraid that grin is never going to go away again....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
i told you those hand gestures wouldn't be appreciated.

Say. Her. Name.
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Lurker
You look rather washed out, have you been dating a vampiress?
hiddentalent123
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You were dehydrated and delirious, but good to see you awake! 31 orgasms in an hour won the bet, but it just about killed you! Here's the $5 bucks I owe you.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
i told you the wings were only props.

Say. Her. Name.
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
Nia, I'm so sorry. When you told me to warm up the honey for our "play" time I meant to put it in the micro for 30 seconds...not 3 minutes...the letters S and E on your left cheek and X and Y on your right cheek might be permanent
ginger86
Blonde Ginger
have you been using super glue to wax yourself again?

hi my kk
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
Look, I know you like Henry Cavill, a lot, but trying to jump him while he was with his bodyguards was not a good idea....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
ginger86
Blonde Ginger
i told you the super sucker 9000 was a vacuum cleaner, not a masturbation device
hiddentalent123
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i told you the super sucker 9000 was a vacuum cleaner, not a masturbation device

Lmao! Super sucker 9000...thats the 15amp model isn't it?

Belthazor, dude, wearing your "Trump Rocks!" t-shirt and "Make America Great Again" cap in East St. Louis probably wasn't such a good idea!
ginger86
Blonde Ginger
oh kk, so sorry but you got so wet my tongue slipped. doc said that look will fade in a week or two
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Lurker
While you were sleeping, the nurse ? gave you a sponge bath and confirmed...

Oh my god! You are indeed Ginger!

It was in her medical opinion that she provided that information to us.
hiddentalent123
Active Ink Slinger
It took some doing, but they finally got it out of you...but...how did you fit it in there sideways?!!!
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
I told you kidnapping the goat mascot was a bad idea, but bringing it to the strip club was really bad. Still, when the goat headbutted your ass on stage you did get a standing ovation. Damn bad luck that Eyewitness News was doing a feature...

(shout out to Sprite for letting me borrow the goat mascot from her story, not that I asked permission or anything...)
ginger86
Blonde Ginger
told you she was a real snake in the ass...and bites