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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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bill11
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Ginger sorry to hear about your problem. But have heard they are making progress with voice recognition PC's so hope you will be back on Lush soon
ginger86
Blonde Ginger
bad news bill... you didn't land the fish, it landed you
Guest
Lurker
I guess the vacuum seal was stronger then we thought
bill11
Active Ink Slinger
They got it out. But they want to know how it got in there
Guest
Lurker
Ginger took your boat
ginger86
Blonde Ginger
i warned you, one ping only
patokl
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When I told you the golden phallus was hot, I meant it litterally, the thing had just been cast. The blisters on you labia will heal, but I'm afraid the security video of you, fainting with steam coming out of your pussy will be on the internet forever....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
hiddentalent123
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It's gonna smell like condoms for a while when you burp and fart, but what do expect after you pulled that stunt?
Guest
Lurker
You wouldn't believe what they pulled out of your butt....
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
I hope you had fun, because the navy isn't so happy. You've sort of temporarily decommissioned that destroyer with that all crew invited gang bang....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
hiddentalent123
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You fainted dude...when you saw what they pulled out of my butt
PunkyCalam
Punkarama
Im sure the next doctor will be able to remove that from your..should we say ur delicate area
Guest
Lurker
Sorry... you drove me crazy. I got carried away.

Just say it was a shark bite. The doc will ask
fewer questions that way.
hiddentalent123
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That ram got a little pissed when you wouldn't leave his ewe alone Ping! We tried telling you!
Guest
Lurker
Try to just relax Kiera...We'll have you out of the stirrups soon.

Good news is we found your husband's wedding ring.
Bad news is he's no where to be found...Hello...Hello...Wait I think I see a light?




hugs...smiles
vivien
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good news we will be releasing you soon bad news is you will be under a nurse's care and I just applied for the job
JenniferM
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it looked bad for awhile but they were able to remove the vibrator...the good news is, the vibrator was undamaged...
ginger86
Blonde Ginger
awwww jennifer, told you not to go jogging without a bra. yes you did look sexy but you sprung a boob
Unknown User
Hello Lyn....I am here to give you your sponge bath
hiddentalent123
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Quote by kiera
Well, I have never seen a pickled gherkin used for that before, but I did warn you it was going to sting.

Hi Matt


I am dying to know how I used a pickled gherkin! Lmao!

Terri, your MC Hammer impression was spot on, but when you started crunking...well, I think your back gave out! You scared the cat too!
ginger86
Blonde Ginger
awwww dude, told you that weren't a gherkin
Guest
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Hi Ginger...I have the new saline injections. My you must have a really hot date tonight.

How big did you say you wanted your boobs again?
patokl
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I told you, taking on every challenge would backfire one day. You won the bet, but it took them three hours to get that barstool out again...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
hiddentalent123
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Quote by ginger86
awwww dude, told you that weren't a gherkin



Lol! A few more ingredients stuck up my ass and I'll have a salad for you and KK!

Patokl: We all know you've showed an interest in trying the 3 P's; peanut butter, penis, and poodle. But damn brother! Peanut butter, penis, and PIT BULL was a baaaaaad idea!!
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by hiddentalent123

Lol! A few more ingredients stuck up my ass and I'll have a salad for you and KK!

Patokl: We all know you've showed an interest in trying the 3 P's; peanut butter, penis, and poodle. But damn brother! Peanut butter, penis, and PIT BULL was a baaaaaad idea!!


Well, that rules out a saveloy.

Speaking of. Trinket, a saveloy, really? haven't you heard of Ann Summers?
The Duchess of Tart

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ginger86
Blonde Ginger
awww kk, you were shaving your beaver and it bit you

hi my babes