"Come on, Eddie, go with me. There's some real hot chicks here for the competition, especially one, Simona Petrescu. Man, she is smoking. I want to meet her. You have to go with me," pleaded Darren, my all too horny roommate.Reluctantly, I got up from my bed, pulled on a pair of ratty jeans, sniffed my armpits, sorted through a mound of dirty laundry to find a somewhat clean shirt, then slid my feet into old, worn leather...