Ascendant 17 Jan 2026 Spontaneous Combustion Overthinking thoughtless offers Her hands squeeze parts of me already too tightly held in place by my attire. She grins, tongue still in my mouth, feeling how wet I am. "I want to eat your ass," I blurt out, immediately suffering at least two aneurysms. Why did I say that? I don't eat ass. I have no idea if she's into it. What I meant is I like her so much I would do it. No, that isn't even true. I like her so much I actually, really want to do it. My p...