Island Comp story. Finally getting around to editing.

Sending unsolicited dick pics is lame and shows you actually know nothing about women. Women prefer pics of secondary sexual characteristics over a tube attached to wrinkly balls.

Be a normal person and talk with them. Build rapport. Why in the flying motherfuck would you send random dick pics to people you do not know?Are you random dick pic senders stupid? Are you deficient?

Oh, and if you think, "Well, shucks, my cack is 8+ inches and I send them, so me and the small dudes aren't the same." Man, shut your dumb ass up too. You think 'cause you packing that anybody want to see that shit outta the blue? Now she's just getting a kitchen towels tube attached to two wrinkly balls instead of a toilet paper tube.

My suggestions:

First offense: Suspension

Second offense: Site ban

Get their lame asses outta here, man.

My first publication of 2025's finally here in Discovering Plutonium By Accident, my second Wife Lovers story ever.

'A phone call disrupts Derrick's bold off day plans, but bolder opportunities present themselves in the midst of unplanned monotony.'

Good Morning All,

Anytime I try to enter a media post today, it pops up for a nanosecond, then disappears. I would try multiple times, but nothing changes. Whether it's my phone or laptop, I receive the same result. Any indication as to what's going on?

I haven't been around for a minute, so wanted to let you all know that I have published my first story in almost 5 months. Hoping everyone's good:

Discovering Plutonium By Accident

A phone call disrupts Derrick's bold off day plans, but bolder opportunities present themselves in the midst of unplanned monotony.

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Why does she look so ravageable? Those eyes.

My draft is finished at 4102. When I edit for logic and plot holes, stuff will probably be added, which increases the word count. Then I have to cut it to under 4000 words.

Writing is very irritating 🤬.

Angel Reese

Been back and forth with this. Many ideas failed in my head. Some I know would exceed 4K. Came up with a title after seeing a pic yesterday, male character motivation. The female character's motivation, and the story conflicts are what I find difficult to develop.

Writing is frustrating 😑.

Rice, lentil peas with chicken stew.

Novacaine

I am assuming you can make up Islands as well. Shoot DC and Marvel do it all the time 🤷🏾‍♂️.

At the risk of sounding stupid, do you mean if the guy is cucking his girlfriend/wife or being a hot husband?

With women being cucked, I believe it's called being a cuckquean or something along those lines. Not sure what it's officially called if dude's a hot husband.

200 is a hell of a feat. Congrats to one of the best at writing dirty on here!

My Spy 2

Damsel

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He looks better in the painting.

Men getting rimmed. I fast forward expeditiously.

Just realised we've been talking about the top 100 so much but it's only showing the top 98 currently.

Congratulations to the top ten!

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Besides, keeping it at 100 gives those not on the list something to strive for and those on the list something to fight for 😃

It definitely gives me incentive to try and get on there. It's the reason I created a spreadsheet and update it with my scores every once in a while to see how far below I am number 100. I'm usually 1000 points plus under them 😆.

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If you are not already on the list, you have no idea where you are relative to other authors. Therefore, less incentive to publish more stories and climb up the list.

No lie, this interests me as well.

Cover's going to make me click at least. Don't always read after, but it opens the door, which is very important when you're competing for readers' times.

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I am new to Lush, but to me the 10k limit feels very restrictive as a writer and a little odd as a reader. I like long stories with deep characters. I am a sucker for slow-burn romance. I want to be fully immersed in the characters' emotions and motivations before the clothes come off.

As a reader, 10K is a huge commitment of time. Erotic short stories usually suit shorter ranges from what I have observed. Anything longer, it's best to be broken up into a series.

I can't think of a quote that influenced my writing, but erotica is first cousins with the psychological thriller genre in my opinion. Sometimes, I love writing stuff along dark, unnerving lines. It's much more fun than the happy-go-lucky stuff.

Canada gave us Bret Hart, Pamela Anderson, Jim Carrey, Keanu Reeves, Trish Stratus, Adam "Edge" Copeland. This is the thanks they get from 'Murica's president. Tsk tsk.

I never venture in here, but pausing holiday observations and federal funding is crazy work, man. What positives does he believe can even come from that?

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What helps me too is working multiple drafts simultaneously. If I had this goal for drafting only one story at a time, I would fail miserably.

In addition, I find not having much of a life also helps in achieving this goal 💀💀.

Cooled off from this around mid month. Started to tire of drafting so much sex, so started editing a draft I wrote in late 2023.

If my female best friend asked, sure. My male best friend can figure something out with someone else though 😆🤣.