It's been a minute, but I finally got something else published. This time for the Festive Flash competition.

Charlie's battery-operated boyfriend running out of juice leads to discoveries, she'd never imagine in her wildest dreams.

Ho For The Holidays

Read a few stories this week I wouldn't have if not for the reintroduction of this feature. Thank goodness it's back.

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Not much of an ass man, but I find I feel about asses as I do breasts: They look best when they are proportioned right for the woman (or man) moreso than meeting any absolute standard.

Exactly the reason BBLs look so strange. Skinny legs and a huge ass looks obviously unnatural.

Shape is more important than size. I like a big jiggly ass, but a small, round one is beautiful as well.

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Long time no see!

Finally got my story in, everyone.

Ho For The Holidays.

I've finally made it in with Ho For The Holidays.

Read two entries thus far after submitting earlier and planning to read more. Fun stuff so far.

Lipton tea.

Have to get my glasses fixed.

If I should self-barber Christmas Eve or Christmas morning so it's fresher.

Editing my comp story will be more tedious due to a tool I use, the websites currently unavailable.

A lot of other miscellaneous shit.

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That a hint? Is some going to flash the county tax assessor in your story? That could make for an original entry, and you would know how to make it spicy.

Pfft, I wish.

The way it's looking, revising the sex may be the only way to get this draft within the threshold. Didn't want to do it, but time's running low.

Son of a Bitch 😔.

My draft is still over 1000 words. Less than 100 words to cut, but Jesus. This is rather... taxing.

Hi all,

Hope you're all well. Throughout all the logic holes I tried to fill(phrasing) in my draft, I fucking forgot to mention fucking Christmas, lol.

Sigh.

So I have to enter it somewhere so it doesn't seem forced or whatever, then I can finally get to editing. Ha, funnily enough, the draft originally ended between 900 to 1000 words, but after filling in logic holes, it's 1250 to 1350 words now. I can already feel my irritation with this entry rising as I have never been that far over in a comp draft before.

A novel named News Of The World.

Not too long finished chicken stew with rice and green split peas. About to dig in too.

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i mean, you know me. when is reading ANY story of mine while really stoned NOT a good idea?

For anyone who hasn't, being stoned while reading fiction is a beautiful experience. The theater of your mind goes into overdrive. I will definitely be reading sprite's submission that way.

Got 900+ words for my draft and close to the story's end, but stopped due to how to logically explain certain happenings within. If I can figure out this logic hole and fill it(phrasing) then I can just worry about editing during the week.

A cooling rack. Used it yesterday to let my breaded swordfish rest and then after it was fried.

Struggling with ideas myself, lol. I have to pick one and do the draft this weekend because I take ages to edit and need to leave room for that.

My fear is writing a story that feels too rushed because of the word limit.

Congratulations to all contenders!

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Congratulations, everyone!

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Lentil Peas with rice and lamb stew.

I overheard my neighbour's wife a few years back while I was having a late supper. Sounded like she was having a great time.

My neighbours probably heard me with my ex a few times. One time especially when I went full beast when I nutted. She poked fun at me for the rest of that day for them probably being traumatised 😭💀.

I don't have the link to it now as I'm on my phone but I like to use an online tool that goes through your twenty most frequently used words, 2-word phrases and 3-word phrases. That helps reduce frequency during a single story at least, combined with googling synonyms like Ensorceled mentioned.

Reading novels helps in that area as well, inspiring how you approach certain descriptions and such.

Green/Yellow split peas and rice with Goat stew. My stomach is quite satisfied 😌.

Penne Pasta, potatoes with broccoli and fried swordfish.

Only similarity between me and DMX is that we're both black, have deep voices and shave our heads. Otherwise, nada.

Probably Lamb stew a couple of times.

Megan Thee Stallion.

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Shit makes you feel like a pornstar. You have to be prepared for how ugly your face is going to look, though 🤣.