Very fond - but have not yet had the time to get to know her better. Hope to rectify that...
Congratulations to the winners!
And thanks to Kimmi for giving us all such fun! And thanks for being so transparent about who the judges were, and what their criteria were - that's the way it ought to be!
And yes, please reassure the judges, Kimmi, that we are indeed all kinky pervs - and best kept at arm's length...
“Fuck yeah banana!” Hammock slung, she sways, lasciviously admiring the phallic fruit. Loops of techno passacaglia, plus too much weed, spank her brain senseless as, shilling in the kitty, she inserts the peeled plantain into her puckered but loosening fundament. “Fuck yeah…” she moans… swaying… loops… fuuuuck… loops… toke… yeaahhhh…
Boil the skinned chicken with ginger, garlic, celery, five-spice powder, black peppercorns, salt. Fry raw rice in the fat from the chicken skin, with some chopped onion and garlic. Steam the rice in the stock from the boiled chicken. Carve chicken, serve on a bed of salad sprinkled with soy sauce, sesame oil, chopped coriander leaves, sliced spring onions. Dip in chilli sauce (chilli, garlic, a touch of rice vinegar, salt). Strain the stock to make a light broth, to drink on the side or pour over the rice.
Not recommended to have sex too soon after eating this. Garlic. Your partner won't thank you.
Very nice stewed with mushrooms, garlic, white wine, with a sprinkling of thyme.
[pauses]
Oh...
[looks sheepish]
I just looked up the plural of "rectum".
(Go on, you know you want to...)
