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GrushaVashnadze
5 days ago
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Quote by naughtyannie


Do many girls* say this to you? I ask merely for information.

*Scouse or otherwise


As you know, Annie, I am very fond of dickgirls - Scouse or otherwise... [winks]
But even said Scouse futas tend to say it to specimens far prettier than I... which is probably just as well...

[Annie frantically googles "Liverpool futanari porn"]
Quote by gabbi
I have a Liverpool accent.


I love the Liverpool accent, especially when you aspirate those end-consonants! So when a Scouse girl says "suck my cock", it sounds a bit like "sookh my kokh". Soooo sexy!
I am still finding my feet here, and still working out what is acceptable and what is not in a Lush story. Some issues are going to depend upon the subjective judgement of the moderators - which may vary. But there is clearly a preferred underlying "house style" - which makes itself evident in the sorts of stories which tend to win competitions. That may annoy me at times - but I figure that if I join a club I need to try to follow the house rules and not get too annoyed if someone tells me to button my shirt and put on my jacket before entering the premises.

My first story was at first rejected by the lovely Curvy, and further edited by the charming Chris M. One area they had trouble with didn't surprise me: I guess I was rather cheekily hoping they wouldn't notice - but damn, they did. The other area of contention took me completely by surprise, and rather annoyed me at the time. Either way, changing my story to fit their demands wasn't too onerous. If I had really objected, I could have gone elsewhere - but I reckon that Lush is the best of literary smut sites, and I am honoured to be here.

Since then, Curvy and Chris and all the other moderators I have come into contact with have been utterly lovely: supportive, encouraging, and doing their best to be fair within the rules of the site. If they sometimes cramp my style a bit, it is probably a price worth paying for being part of a community of some of the best writers there are in this genre.

So, thanks, guys!

Grusha
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However, I suffer from that weird British middle-class affliction of a sympathetic accent, so if I go to London for a few days I acquire a cockney twang, when at University I had a touch of Brummie, and I currently have a tendency to say "no worries" and "righto"...


It is an interesting affliction of "RP" speakers that we are a bit embarrassed by it - especially if we don't properly belong in the social stratum which is its natural provenance. So we try, sometimes subconsciously, to soften its edges a bit - sometimes to comic effect. I married a working-class Yorkshire lass - which gets our accents both confused, and which our kids find hilarious.

Interesting that for our American friends on this forum, accent seems to be primarily a matter of geography. Whereas for the British (and our colonies) it is also intimately tied up with class. (And class, as any Brit knows, is not about how much money you earn...)
1950s BBC World Service accent. Because I grew up in what used to be "the colonies", where level of education was indicated by how exaggeratedly English one could sound.

So now, when I speak to people on the phone they bend over backwards for me. But when they see my skin colour they treat me like shit. Such is the UK...


If you're short of time, then just listen to the last two minutes of this clip.
If you like the sound of this music, then please read
Metamorphoses,
which is all about it...
Quote by KimmiBeGood

I think you should win the comp just because you managed to write a story without using the "F-word" in every sentence. Truly must have been a struggle for you. It is an awesome story though! I may go back in time to the day before you wrote it and pour water on your computer so I have a chance in the competition.


Actually, I used quill-pen and parchment. I told you I was a time-traveller! ;-)
Grusha
Hi! Well, Metamorphoses got a Recommended Read - and so has its sequel:

What Daphne Did Next

all about the further adventures of our time-travelling futanari opera singer Daphne and her best friend Lucy.

Here's some of the early feedback:

"This is irresistible. I chuckled from start to finish" (ChrisM)
"Heehee, leaving me once again with a stupid grin all over my face, now are we?" (el_henke)
"Brilliantly written Grusha, loved the pace and build, the humour and the sex... just excellent writing." (CuriousAnnie)
"The pacing was perfect. The puns were perfect. The sex was phenomenal." (VioletVixen)


Please do stop by and have a read!

Grusha




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Dear Lushies,

I have written a story for the current "time travel" story competition, and here it is:
Metamorphoses

Some of you may be concerned that I have written this story in too much of a hurry - but worry not! I actually wrote it in the summer of 2045, but time-travelled it back for this competition. So it represents GrushaVashnadze in his mature, post-war, Viennese period. Quite ahead of its time, really... ;-)

Apart from time travel, it features Greek mythology, German opera, lesbian love, life, death, aliens - oh, and a dickgirl. See below on my signature for some comments received so far...

Please do read, vote, and comment! Thank you so much!

Grusha
I have written a story for this competition, and here it is:
Metamorphoses

Some of you may be concerned that I have written this story in too much of a hurry - but worry not! I actually wrote it in the summer of 2045, but time-travelled it back for this competition. So it represents GrushaVashnadze in his mature, post-war, Viennese period. Quite ahead of its time, really. I'm sure you will recognise the style... ;-)

Grusha
Depends what verytrustedsource was planning on using that thick candle for...

Are we still with MOSAIC TILES?
Quote by Meggsy
Once we were hard at it on a park bench table at night when a thunderstorm broke. He finished the job which was so funny at the time which he referred to as our water-cooled fuck.. We were naked but our clothing was soaked. He drove me home naked and it was hilarious trying to make sure we were not noticed.


Meg, I can imagine that sex in the rain must be fun in Oz. But in England? No way...
Quote by naughtyannie
Hot and horny.


At six o'clock in the morning, Annie?! Shame on you, naughty girl!!!

[pauses...]

... uh, yeah, me too... (Back soon...)
Well, I can't possibly match that! I'll start with a hug, but, knowing Annie, it won't be long before she has me eating out of her ... um ... hand ...?
Fond of both Annies. Indeed, utterly in awe of them: so different, yet both so brilliant! Love them to bits.
Quote by kistinspencil
cunny, molly, oyster, dove (a common Spanish euphemism, for whatever reason), cooch/coochie, lotus, cauldron, pan (older than Shakespeare), biscuit and bean (a term passed on by an English exchange student -- cracked me up), eel trap (kinda ich), quim, yoni, jelly roll, minge...

Really, the list is endless, if you're not feeling lazy.

And, to answer the obvious question, I do have a fondness for pussy.


One of my wife's favourites is "willy winkle" - which I think is cute. And yes, I like pussy too.
Quote by sprite

once upon a time i suggested with only had one category - Sex. it didn't go over well, so now i just suggest as many categories as i can think of. smile


Now there's a good idea! (Or at least, as seeker4 suggests, a few broad categories, and leave the rest to the tags.)

But I'm going to play Devil's advocate again (forgive me if I stray off-topic!) and say that actually a good sex story isn't actually about sex - any more than a good ballet is about dancing, or a good opera is about singing, or a good comedy is about jokes. Those are just the tools used - just as we smut writers use sex as a literary tool - to express, hopefully, more significant things about ourselves and the world we live in.

(That sounds pretentious, doesn't it? I'll shut up now and go and write some more facile vacuous filthy wank-fodder... [winks ironically])