It was Friday night, and time for the big sexual wrestling match that would be broadcast on pay-per-view nationwide. Jordan Driller was set to face Jillian Juggs in a inter-sex match. In this company, the winner gets to fuck the loser on national televisi...

I woke up feeling warm and cozy and happy, like you feel when you drink a cup of hot chocolate when it's 25 degrees outside. I had a dream about my mom. A dream in which, we had the whole day to ourselves on a beach and drank some beer. It was a happy dre...

It was a perfect day. It's august seventh. It was the hottest day ever recorded in my town, at 112 degrees, which is very irregular for Spokane. I went to a water park and had so much fun!"Ow!" I woke up next morning to a frightening sight! I was red as a...