I consider myself an average man with a regular job, car, hobbies, and ideals. However, deep down, I know that I am nowhere near normal. Sometimes, I feel like a total deviant. My thoughts can be dark and lustful. I do not act on these thoughts, but they are always there. For example, my neighbors are reasonable people and a lovely family. We occasionally have BBQs or other get-togethers. I am always excited to have their...

This was my first visit to London. I was with my girlfriend and her annoying chatterbox friend Cindy. The two of them had a genius idea to take the train everywhere. We boarded the train at Holland Park, heading back towards London. Erin, my girlfriend, and Cindy are buried in their map. As we pass a seat, I notice a woman, well, her breast. Her white blouse was fairly unbuttoned, and as I passed, my eyes wandered. Straig...

I smiled up at the ship, moored to what must have been Nine at North Harbor, and struggled to understand how something huge could float. I knew it was a simple matter of displacing water, but I was amazed anyway. The sheer size of the ship entranced me. Anyone who saw me staring would think this was my first time, but it wasn't. I was in the Navy, stationed on an aircraft carrier. Every day, I requested permission to come...