I heard Paul's car pull up to the driveway just as I finished putting on my pants. I looked around guiltily for any signs that his girlfriend had just given me a blowjob. My palms started to sweat as I walked to the front door. As the door opened I was prepared to blurt out the truth--Your girlfriend just gave me a blowjob!--when in walks my sister Stacy, with her friend Madison close behind. "Surprise!" Stacy yelled, ste...

My sixteenth birthday (back in 1985) started out as a downer. For the first time in my life I was going to be alone on my birthday. My parents were on a cruise to the Bahamas for a second honeymoon, my older brother Paul had moved to LA with his girlfriend, and my sister Stacy was camping in Yosemite with a group of friends. To top it off, my best friend Tim was visiting his grandparents in freaking Iowa. Sometimes it suc...