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I saw a sonogram machine for free on craigslist once, but it was across the country, and didn't include transducers.
I've bought theater chairs, a love seat, a baby crib, a trampoline, a treadmill, a boat.
I even bought my Rans Rocket Bike for $200
MSRP $1174.00 (for recent models, for my model ~$750)
I've sold and given away bikes moving boxes, a clothes dryer, furniture....
Craigslist is great, you can get anything on it (except for guns)....I guess even victims if you're a sinister villain. (How convenient!)
I've bought theater chairs, a love seat, a baby crib, a trampoline, a treadmill, a boat.
I even bought my Rans Rocket Bike for $200
MSRP $1174.00 (for recent models, for my model ~$750)
I've sold and given away bikes moving boxes, a clothes dryer, furniture....
Craigslist is great, you can get anything on it (except for guns)....I guess even victims if you're a sinister villain. (How convenient!)
Smiley Guru
Monocle, respectfully, the nature of a conversation is that it follows a series of connected thoughts and develops a dialogue. The world is a rich and complex places where many topics intertwine.
Environmental activities, taken in a governmental context, naturally lead to a discussion of that process of government. That process was the nature of my original question for Pam, after she specifically mentioned the stimulus bill. I was following the dynamic of the conversation.
I believe that Pam is keenly astute and a forward thinker and progressive action taker. My question was designed to elicit thought about the process of government in the achievement of those desirable goals, a natural connection.
The responses following were a reaction as if I were attacking the environmental concepts, specifically saying let's take these to PM. That is not an ignored point it's a missed one.
Then, of course, if you want to stick with the strictest definition of off topic, since your comment is meta communication about the discussion and not commentary about Earth Day, you sir, are off topic.
Dialogue is the tool we have to connect our thoughts with one another and to learn and grow. Let's not stifle that opportunity.
"This is Lush", yes it is, and in my observation it is a fine collection of intelligent, well mannered, and respectful people. The quality of conversations we have in the pub on a broad variety of topics, with agreement and discussion, is remarkable, interesting, and a pleasure to participate in. Why else would we be here?
I submit that the readers of this forum are a higher than average caliber intellect, and I'm just glad they let me stay around and participate, plus from time to time someone posts a really good joke.
PS For Earth Day this year, I didn't personally burn down a single rain forest!
Environmental activities, taken in a governmental context, naturally lead to a discussion of that process of government. That process was the nature of my original question for Pam, after she specifically mentioned the stimulus bill. I was following the dynamic of the conversation.
I believe that Pam is keenly astute and a forward thinker and progressive action taker. My question was designed to elicit thought about the process of government in the achievement of those desirable goals, a natural connection.
The responses following were a reaction as if I were attacking the environmental concepts, specifically saying let's take these to PM. That is not an ignored point it's a missed one.
Then, of course, if you want to stick with the strictest definition of off topic, since your comment is meta communication about the discussion and not commentary about Earth Day, you sir, are off topic.
Dialogue is the tool we have to connect our thoughts with one another and to learn and grow. Let's not stifle that opportunity.
"This is Lush", yes it is, and in my observation it is a fine collection of intelligent, well mannered, and respectful people. The quality of conversations we have in the pub on a broad variety of topics, with agreement and discussion, is remarkable, interesting, and a pleasure to participate in. Why else would we be here?
I submit that the readers of this forum are a higher than average caliber intellect, and I'm just glad they let me stay around and participate, plus from time to time someone posts a really good joke.
PS For Earth Day this year, I didn't personally burn down a single rain forest!
Smiley Guru
I'm afraid you missed the point of my comment entirely. Progress on a sustainable and environmental front is very cool and I'm all for it.
Doing it on the coat tails of a bill designed to suck money from taxpayers and feed bloated insolvent corporations in the name of stimulating the economy is nuts. That was the part I'm asking you about.
I applaud your work on your farm, let's hear more about your solar water heater and efficient house. Those are fabulous ideas and you are putting them to action, leading by example.
Doing it on the coat tails of a bill designed to suck money from taxpayers and feed bloated insolvent corporations in the name of stimulating the economy is nuts. That was the part I'm asking you about.
I applaud your work on your farm, let's hear more about your solar water heater and efficient house. Those are fabulous ideas and you are putting them to action, leading by example.
Smiley Guru
Quote by runonwords
Odd how everyone seem so calm about the landing height!
Good one Mr. P
I'm guessing the plane looked a bit lower than it really was, but what a great place to watch the planes come in. It's awesome to sit at then end of a runway, on a nice Caribbean beach no less!
Smiley Guru
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterward, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
(Gotta love military time)
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterward, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
(Gotta love military time)
Smiley Guru
Quote by chefkathleenPlot = A man we don't care about smuggles a girl we don't care about and he falls in lust and decides to get away. People we don't care about chase and shoot at them. The end.
Sounds like a bond movie.
Actually Chef, a bond movie is like this...(with smilies)
A man we don't care about
gets ambushed 
and narrowly escapes death...Then the opening credits (with lots of sexy women ) play.
The man
gets an assignment 
to find out about some trivial thing that will ultimately lead to some world threatening situation. Next he suits up with exactly the cool gadgets
he will need. The man
meets and sleeps
with a girl who could be good
and could be bad
(but can't they all?)She winds up dead
.The man
follows a minor thug 
who leads the man to the main villain
, where he also meets and sleeps
with a different girl, also either good or bad (usually the opposite of the first). The man
is captured by the super villain, who then boasts about the flawlessness of his plan
, the man is left to his demise in a diabolical
, but always escapable
situation, frequently by using the cool gadget The man
manages to trick
and or fight 
and or kill 
the main villain and foil the plan
, and bed 
the girl once more. The end. 
Smiley Guru
I'm not saying that Bond movies need to adhere. I just thought that was an interesting link.
I do think thought that Ian Flemming's work has a unique characteristic element of satire in it.
The beauty of Bond is a combination of skill with weapons, games of chance, intellect, and a skill for ferreting out the hidden information plus that unmistakable style of a proper British gentleman. Set in the most exotic locations and with the finest and most advanced the world has to offer.
Completing the picture is the gadgetry and comic satire that is a key element in every bong movie. Q branch is always good for a laugh, along with those great corny one liners, plus the character names themselves.
Remember Ian Flemming also wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and the main character was Caractakus Potts the inventor, whose love interest was Truly Scrumptious?
It's a shame to see someone take another persons work in a whole different direction. If they want to do that, make up a new character. The world is plenty big for a new character, but please add a plot.
I've only seen Transporter 1, that was plenty.
Plot = A man we don't care about smuggles a girl we don't care about and he falls in lust and decides to get away. People we don't care about chase and shoot at them. The end.
I can't believe they are on the third one of these.
Action sequences alone just don't tell a story. I'm glad we're all entitled to our own opinion.
I do think thought that Ian Flemming's work has a unique characteristic element of satire in it.
The beauty of Bond is a combination of skill with weapons, games of chance, intellect, and a skill for ferreting out the hidden information plus that unmistakable style of a proper British gentleman. Set in the most exotic locations and with the finest and most advanced the world has to offer.
Completing the picture is the gadgetry and comic satire that is a key element in every bong movie. Q branch is always good for a laugh, along with those great corny one liners, plus the character names themselves.
Remember Ian Flemming also wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and the main character was Caractakus Potts the inventor, whose love interest was Truly Scrumptious?
It's a shame to see someone take another persons work in a whole different direction. If they want to do that, make up a new character. The world is plenty big for a new character, but please add a plot.
I've only seen Transporter 1, that was plenty.
Plot = A man we don't care about smuggles a girl we don't care about and he falls in lust and decides to get away. People we don't care about chase and shoot at them. The end.
I can't believe they are on the third one of these.
Action sequences alone just don't tell a story. I'm glad we're all entitled to our own opinion.
Smiley Guru
I find that only women with very large breasts are truly attractive to me
...and extremely small ones, those are attractive too.
...and middle sized boobs, very attractive as well
but only if the nipples are large protruding type that are fun and chewy, or the small and sensitive type, or something in between.
...well and there are the nice peach sized squeezers, those make a woman very appealing.
...and let's not forget those nice ripe melon globes, handfuls, mosquito bites, bodacious tatas, sweater puppies....
in fact...
Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs
Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs
Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs
Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs
Two-point jumpers, Bambi's thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Your claims I'm breast-obsessed are true
We're quite a pair 'cause I'm a boob too
Yes, those are the only kind of Boobs I like!
...and extremely small ones, those are attractive too.
...and middle sized boobs, very attractive as well
but only if the nipples are large protruding type that are fun and chewy, or the small and sensitive type, or something in between.
...well and there are the nice peach sized squeezers, those make a woman very appealing.
...and let's not forget those nice ripe melon globes, handfuls, mosquito bites, bodacious tatas, sweater puppies....
in fact...
Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs
Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs
Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs
Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs
Two-point jumpers, Bambi's thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Your claims I'm breast-obsessed are true
We're quite a pair 'cause I'm a boob too
Yes, those are the only kind of Boobs I like!
Smiley Guru
10th amendment of the United Stated Constitution:
“The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.”
States that have introduced bills and resolutions asserting their sovereignty in the last two years...
AR, AZ, CA, GA, KS, LA, MI, MN, MO, MT, NH, OK, SC, TX, TN, UT, WA, AL, AK, CO, FL, ID, IN, ME, NV, OH, PA, VA, WV, HI
and the Republic of Lakotah have declared full independence.
(I'm not sure if they will be celebrating the 4th of July or not.)
See the story here
“The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.”
States that have introduced bills and resolutions asserting their sovereignty in the last two years...
AR, AZ, CA, GA, KS, LA, MI, MN, MO, MT, NH, OK, SC, TX, TN, UT, WA, AL, AK, CO, FL, ID, IN, ME, NV, OH, PA, VA, WV, HI
and the Republic of Lakotah have declared full independence.
(I'm not sure if they will be celebrating the 4th of July or not.)
See the story here
