Ooh, They have names!
I just read Harv Eker's "The Secrets of the Millionaire Mind" and he says that poor people think either or, and rich people think both!
I'll take one of each!
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Smiley Guru
I don't think I was around for this discussion, which is too bad. I like Nipple rings!
Anyhow, here is a follow up.
http://boardingarea.com/blogs/joesharkey/2008/03/28/the-nipple-rings-and-the-tsa/
Anyhow, here is a follow up.
http://boardingarea.com/blogs/joesharkey/2008/03/28/the-nipple-rings-and-the-tsa/
Smiley Guru
Are you all really sure that this is an actual story? Have a look at some of the other great headlines on this web-a-zine.
"Fox News closing operations until 2012 election"
"Oprah to pay everyone's mortgage"
"Cindy McCain to replace Schwarzenegger in Terminator 4"
and this is really rich
"Russia plans wall to block Palin's view"
"Fox News closing operations until 2012 election"
"Oprah to pay everyone's mortgage"
"Cindy McCain to replace Schwarzenegger in Terminator 4"
and this is really rich
"Russia plans wall to block Palin's view"
Smiley Guru
We've had good movies, and bad movies, now how about those bad movies that have one redeeming scene?
I'll start off, please add yours.
Movie 1:
Swordfish (also listed as a movie not to get for your GF) This was a bad movie hacker/ gangster/ whatever movie with Halle Berry and John Travolta.
The one scene?
There is a scene where J. Travolta is being "interrogated" by the criminal mastermind, by having to remain calm and focused while receiving a Blow Job from a very sexy lollipop sucking "hench-woman." A very memorable scene and the only one worth remembering from this movie.
Movie 2:
Lucky Numbers. This was also a John Travolta Movie, but with Lisa Kudrow. He plays a TV weatherman/ troubled snowmobile dealership owner, Kudrow plays the Lotto Number Girl who comes on right after the weather report.
The two cook up a plot to rig the lotto so the can win it.
There are several golden moments in this film, but the one redeeming scene is where Travolta, an upstanding member of the community, goes to consult with the only "criminal element" he knows. His old childhood friend who went down a darker path in life and now owns a strip club where the meeting takes place.
The two sit down to talk in the club, as they do something goes whizzing by, Travolta asks, "What was that?"
His friend replies "Carla, the Human Cannon"
Tavolta replies, "Oh, she's good."
Throughout the rest of the scene ping pong balls are flying by and bouncing around the room. Clearly a hilarious scene in a horrible movie.
OK, what other bad films with a single redeeming scene can you come up with?
I'll start off, please add yours.
Movie 1:
Swordfish (also listed as a movie not to get for your GF) This was a bad movie hacker/ gangster/ whatever movie with Halle Berry and John Travolta.
The one scene?
There is a scene where J. Travolta is being "interrogated" by the criminal mastermind, by having to remain calm and focused while receiving a Blow Job from a very sexy lollipop sucking "hench-woman." A very memorable scene and the only one worth remembering from this movie.
Movie 2:
Lucky Numbers. This was also a John Travolta Movie, but with Lisa Kudrow. He plays a TV weatherman/ troubled snowmobile dealership owner, Kudrow plays the Lotto Number Girl who comes on right after the weather report.
The two cook up a plot to rig the lotto so the can win it.
There are several golden moments in this film, but the one redeeming scene is where Travolta, an upstanding member of the community, goes to consult with the only "criminal element" he knows. His old childhood friend who went down a darker path in life and now owns a strip club where the meeting takes place.
The two sit down to talk in the club, as they do something goes whizzing by, Travolta asks, "What was that?"
His friend replies "Carla, the Human Cannon"
Tavolta replies, "Oh, she's good."
Throughout the rest of the scene ping pong balls are flying by and bouncing around the room. Clearly a hilarious scene in a horrible movie.
OK, what other bad films with a single redeeming scene can you come up with?
Smiley Guru
Allow me to sum up...
Bi Girlfriends
MFF threesomes
Pesty Boyfriends
Revenge
Scorpios
Shared Birthdays (Strip Clubs)
Charles Manson
Psychopathy
Murder
The Peterson Bros
OJ Simpson
Exercise Videos
So you see, we have actually gone from Bi Girlfriends to Exercise videos, we are now a few steps beyond Murder!
Bi Girlfriends
MFF threesomes
Pesty Boyfriends
Revenge
Scorpios
Shared Birthdays (Strip Clubs)
Charles Manson
Psychopathy
Murder
The Peterson Bros
OJ Simpson
Exercise Videos
So you see, we have actually gone from Bi Girlfriends to Exercise videos, we are now a few steps beyond Murder!
Smiley Guru
Those were very nicely led questions. It's difficult to catch misdirection with nerves from having a mic. in your face. People are creatures of reaction. The Palin question was classic though.
I'm sure that there were at least a few interviews of people saying...what are you talking about? I'd like to hear some of those, and how they were handled.
Question to the interviewer, "How long have you been using strictly leading questions to get the answers that you want, rather than discover true facts or opinions?"
I'm sure that there were at least a few interviews of people saying...what are you talking about? I'd like to hear some of those, and how they were handled.
Question to the interviewer, "How long have you been using strictly leading questions to get the answers that you want, rather than discover true facts or opinions?"
Smiley Guru
OK Z...Ouch, those two gifs are painful to watch, especially the guy and the pole. That had to hurt like hell!
Rocco, I don't see anything wrong with the picture of all the girls showing their boobs.
Is it that the one didn't get her top all the way open?
Is it that half the girls in the room were blocked by the first row?
Maybe the failure is the girl in white oogling the girl on the left?
Is it simply that I wasn't the one taking that photo?
I'm going with option D
Rocco, I don't see anything wrong with the picture of all the girls showing their boobs.
Is it that the one didn't get her top all the way open?
Is it that half the girls in the room were blocked by the first row?
Maybe the failure is the girl in white oogling the girl on the left?
Is it simply that I wasn't the one taking that photo?
I'm going with option D
Smiley Guru
Um, I'm interested in her um...cause.
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Smiley Guru
Z you may be exactly right, however my way implies that the two people both generally nice but with some faults have, through the insidious intervention of an unmentioned third party ("the lawyer" who we can all hate without reservation), been maneuvered into acting even more deviously than reasonable people would.
Your way implies that all men are arrogant, bad driving, womanizing drunks, and that women are devious conniving people out to inflict as much physical and emotional damage as possible. That's kind of a depressing view of humanity to me.
I like both men and women too much to make those kinds of generalizations, but Lawyers are fair game! (and most Lawyers kind of relish that sort of abuse anyhow)
If you want to hear the best Lawyer Jokes...ask a Lawyer.
You know what you call a bus load of Lawyers going over a cliff?
A good start!
Your way implies that all men are arrogant, bad driving, womanizing drunks, and that women are devious conniving people out to inflict as much physical and emotional damage as possible. That's kind of a depressing view of humanity to me.
I like both men and women too much to make those kinds of generalizations, but Lawyers are fair game! (and most Lawyers kind of relish that sort of abuse anyhow)
If you want to hear the best Lawyer Jokes...ask a Lawyer.
You know what you call a bus load of Lawyers going over a cliff?
A good start!
Smiley Guru
I know that this observation will be unpopular with the Ladies here, who are undoubtedly impeccable drivers.
Nevertheless, here it is. The woman in this story never denied that she was at fault at all, in fact she seemed to have thought this out quite well, indicating that she has had to use this tactic on multiple occasions. Note how she conveniently keeps a bottle of wine stored in what must be some kind of "collision resistant" container for the next time she completely demolishes a pair of cars.
I think we are dealing with a serial bad driver here who has only learned this technique after much trial and error. I even suspect coaching from someone more devious, like a Lawyer.
Nevertheless, here it is. The woman in this story never denied that she was at fault at all, in fact she seemed to have thought this out quite well, indicating that she has had to use this tactic on multiple occasions. Note how she conveniently keeps a bottle of wine stored in what must be some kind of "collision resistant" container for the next time she completely demolishes a pair of cars.
I think we are dealing with a serial bad driver here who has only learned this technique after much trial and error. I even suspect coaching from someone more devious, like a Lawyer.
Smiley Guru
I like to think positively and promote solutions:
Problem: Teachers and student's are humans, some physical contact may occur.
Solution: School Bubbles...
We create, manufacture (in China), market, and mandate giant Human sized Hamster Balls for students and teachers to have to be inside so that no touching can take place.
Why waste time to find out if the touching is appropriate or not? Let's just overreact and make a bunch of money selling a bunch of crap that no one really benefits from.
I'm ending this rant early before I get carried away, (and to spare you nice people).
Problem: Teachers and student's are humans, some physical contact may occur.
Solution: School Bubbles...
We create, manufacture (in China), market, and mandate giant Human sized Hamster Balls for students and teachers to have to be inside so that no touching can take place.
Why waste time to find out if the touching is appropriate or not? Let's just overreact and make a bunch of money selling a bunch of crap that no one really benefits from.
I'm ending this rant early before I get carried away, (and to spare you nice people).