Do you suppose that Steve could have saved himself a lot of trouble by driving on the grass so it just looks like he is mowing?
Plus I don't get why he was pepper sprayed so quickly on his first offense. just seemed a little harsh. Patience may have netted that PO an indecent exposure to add to the drunk in public/disorderly mowing charge. But I guess that honed police training will tell you not to wait and see what the drunk pulls out of his trousers.
How about those people on those little scooters? How much are they allowed to drink/medicate while driving?
One more thing, is this the only cop in Steve's town?
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Quote by roccotool
That was the first day I tried my new toilet. Love that thing.
It's just a highway cam from 10 years ago. Fascinating.
Yes, but I'd like to know what unforeseen set of circumstances leads to such a phenomenal reaction?
What becomes of the geniuses that designed it?
Is one of them named Steve and now drives a lawn tractor?
All they really need is an appropriate safety sign.
Nicola, I thought of you when I wrote that particular line.
Thanks Z! I'm usually around, but just kind of quiet.
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I don't get it.
Where is the huge surge of water coming from?
Who builds a blowhole in the middle of a highway?
Why is there a camera pointed at this exact spot?
Does this happen there often?
What kind of warning sign do you post for something like this?
Does Marcos have a joke about a drunk parking his ex-wife there and telling her to wait for the surprise?
If we park a smart car on it how high up will it go?
Is there a truck with a giant plunger that comes out and gets after that thing?
Do the guys monitoring that camera have a button to push to make it go off?
These are just a few of the questions that this thing raises in my mind.
Where is the huge surge of water coming from?
Who builds a blowhole in the middle of a highway?
Why is there a camera pointed at this exact spot?
Does this happen there often?
What kind of warning sign do you post for something like this?
Does Marcos have a joke about a drunk parking his ex-wife there and telling her to wait for the surprise?
If we park a smart car on it how high up will it go?
Is there a truck with a giant plunger that comes out and gets after that thing?
Do the guys monitoring that camera have a button to push to make it go off?
These are just a few of the questions that this thing raises in my mind.
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Quote by techgoddess
With a little more material the curvier blonde would put the rest of them to shame.
A little more material just isn't necessary. The girl already puts the others to shame. She is just a Hottie and the others are like her trainees.
The suits are just a shock thing, or a dare, but at any rate a distraction. It would be best for all concerned if they took them off this instant!
We don't want anyone getting tan lines!
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Hi Chef, I'm just here and there, but when the girls in Bikinis come out...I'm there!
As for these Bikinis? My hat is off to these fine young women, for their bravery and fun attitudes to wear such suits. Plus I can use it to cover up the bulge growing in my own suit!
Though a fuller Bikini could look much nicer, I'd like to see that photo as well.
I particularly like the blond!
Did everyone notice the guy in white shorts straining to get a good look?
As for these Bikinis? My hat is off to these fine young women, for their bravery and fun attitudes to wear such suits. Plus I can use it to cover up the bulge growing in my own suit!
Though a fuller Bikini could look much nicer, I'd like to see that photo as well.
I particularly like the blond!
Did everyone notice the guy in white shorts straining to get a good look?
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I like you new mechanic Roc....looks like she may be an expert in Dual Port injection. Plus if you ever get into Nitro boosting, I'm sure that she can make sure you get blown well.
She's obviously enthusiastic even without having to go someplace expensive, she hops out and gets right to it...even in a gravel quarry.
True she may get fat some day....but some risks are worth it!
Oh, Good choice on the pit crew uniform too!
She's obviously enthusiastic even without having to go someplace expensive, she hops out and gets right to it...even in a gravel quarry.
True she may get fat some day....but some risks are worth it!
Oh, Good choice on the pit crew uniform too!
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A plane carrying the Priest, a Hippie, and the smartest man in the world is flying along, when all of a sudden the pilot bursts from the cockpit. He shouts that the plane is going down and there are only three parachutes, and he leaps out the door wearing one of the parachutes.
Almost immediately after the smartest man in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest man in the world, it would be a tragedy if I were lost!" He takes a Parachute and jumps out.
The Priest looks at the Hippie and starts to tell him that God would want him to give his life for another, when the Hippie interrupts and says, "Hey man Don't worry."
"The smartest man in the world just jumped out of the plane with my backpack!"
Almost immediately after the smartest man in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest man in the world, it would be a tragedy if I were lost!" He takes a Parachute and jumps out.
The Priest looks at the Hippie and starts to tell him that God would want him to give his life for another, when the Hippie interrupts and says, "Hey man Don't worry."
"The smartest man in the world just jumped out of the plane with my backpack!"
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This phenomenon starts in grade school. Teachers can spot it like a raised hand. Otherwise how would they know to call you up to the board at that precise moment.
Then of course there are the gratuitous hard-ons that happen for no reason when you are sitting and can relax enough to get mildly distracted.
By the time you are an adult, the feeling is usually more of "Successful equipment check!", than of "OMG Why now?"
Plus by then most of us have learned where to tuck it to give a nice bulge without that embarrassing straight out flagpole look.
What a fun topic Z!
Then of course there are the gratuitous hard-ons that happen for no reason when you are sitting and can relax enough to get mildly distracted.
By the time you are an adult, the feeling is usually more of "Successful equipment check!", than of "OMG Why now?"
Plus by then most of us have learned where to tuck it to give a nice bulge without that embarrassing straight out flagpole look.
What a fun topic Z!
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I don't know Z....I'm thinking the Kool-aid sex, and the singing in the rain routine both sound pretty fun to me!
Maybe I'm weird, but come to think of it the name and address thing would make for a pretty long "O"! Probably one she's not soon likely to forget, and when she sends her friends you know she'll get the address right.
The only creepy thing...If she knew those extra 4 digits of the zip code. The ones reserved for postal workers and junk mailers. That would freak me out! I don't even know those! (Unless she's that cute mail carrier lady, then it is OK!)
Maybe I'm weird, but come to think of it the name and address thing would make for a pretty long "O"! Probably one she's not soon likely to forget, and when she sends her friends you know she'll get the address right.
The only creepy thing...If she knew those extra 4 digits of the zip code. The ones reserved for postal workers and junk mailers. That would freak me out! I don't even know those! (Unless she's that cute mail carrier lady, then it is OK!)