That is messed up.
It is really interesting that there is no motivation given as to why they were desperate to get away from police, or what they were doing in the middle of the road.
Pixie, click on the one that says...
OH LOOK!
cupcakes
Great List Rocco! That's good advice for any Dominant.
Oh Yeah! I'm lovin' the cupcakes!
In the last line of Touch Me, Jim Morrison sang "Stronger than Dirt" which was the Ajax jingle at the time.
I miss Carl's Jr. Hamburgers. I used to get them in San Diego. Now I'm In San Antonio and they aren't out here, at least not as far as I have seen.
I remembered it as soon as that ad started. They had some great ads too.
I loved the one where there is an office full of guys watching a girl in a white shirt eating a hamburger, betting whether she gets any on her.
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
Someone she has chemistry with that bids on virgins no less. Well actually I guess they will have something in common.
Her face is a different color from her body because that is how makeup reacts to flash photography, it's a common problem.
And now back to the bumper stickers....
"Horn broken, watch for finger"
"Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy"
Maybe us guys aren't thinking straight, because this would finally be our chance to find out if size really does matter.
I guess to keep in the spirit of things I'd have to wear some panties to see if I could get them ripped off, and then see if I could make myself squirt!
Boobs for a day? Hmmm, I think I would have to go out into as public a place as I could find, without a shirt and show as many people as I could! That would be something else. Especially if I got an indecent exposure ticket, by the time I get to court...my day is over and the boobs are gone! Imagine the officer trying to explain to the judge, "But your honor, he had boobs!"
Look at how much support that provides. If it didn't hide her nipple, I'd start working on a design for a new Bra!
I can't really even begin to imagine a context in which to place that photo.
23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
We get a scorpion in the house every once in a while here. I'm going to have to try this one out.
Just for the record, I think that they are already mad. Born that way as far as I can tell. The alcohol must just make 'em go madder.
I hate those things.
Yes Sir I taught this Killer Whale to "Shake". Think we can use this trick in the show?
That guys hands look like the Roadrunner's feet when its getting ready to take off.
The only thing is...this is nightfall. Unless of course the sun rises in the West in Europe and the UK.