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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Okay,whilst I have many more things I could say, but didn't, this thread is now a mix of helpful advice and personal attacks (whether merited or not).

Can future posters be constructive, or bow out, please?

I would be interested to know how the OP now views his feelings on whether this thread was worth posting. There is some valuable help here. It would be constructive for all of us to view our own behaviour and responses, whatever our history, to ask ourselves what kind of person our posting shows us to be.

Please be civil. Thank you.

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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Saga


Ok... Lets see if this works the third time ....

Shylass.... Great idea... That means I can walk around all night telling people to "bite me"


Exactly. Here's one I made earlier...
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
This comes as no shocker to me, I've been saying it for years.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19959565


Sorry, I can't post any quotes, I'm on my Shiny, and it's only letting me do the entire thing.

I especially noticed through my life that people with schizophrenia are often very gifted at drawing and painting, and actors/actresses that I know are prone to various forms of depression and OCD.

Anyway, I just thought it was interesting enough to share.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKETTYFUCKINGFUCKYFUCKAGEKNOBBINGFUCKITALL.

Bollocks.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by elitfromnorth
No, not for me. My friend Saga says she has no clue what to wear for Halloween, so it's up to you lushies to come up with suggestions. Anything that doesn't show arse, pussy or tits, even though it would make adult men go trick or treating at her house...

So give her your best ideas.

Edit: She has a great cleavage, so if you have something in mind that can show off that then all the better.


She's really sweet, so she could go as a Gingerbread Girl.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by ShyGirl42
I am. Funny how the replies are all rookies lol


I would guess that might be because some of the members who have been here a while know what happens when people who admit to it sometimes get contacted by some non-virgins who think they can "educate" them in how to have sex, and ask them to post pictures of unbroken hymens for them...





Here are just a few past threads on virgins, too. There are some around:

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst25258_Poll-Calling-All-The-Virgins.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst23903_HMHCiA5yNdMs81Mj

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst21610_Is-It-So-Hard-To-Believe.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst23141_Virgins.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst23454_Virgin-guys.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst19647_Virgins.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst17432_Y7TDY9NdZ6qsWfT8

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst8710_Auction-Your-Virginity.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst24559_Virgin-Girls.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst19648_virgins.aspx
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
You may, or may not, be interested in this thread:

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst22010_Adding-and-Accepting-Friends.aspx



I have a new policy now, since I get so many requests. I don't accept people unless they give me a reason to, some small inkling as to why they requested me. I don't chat except to closer friends (I'm pretty anti-social these days), and I don't have rudey pictures, so somebody wanting something different would be more likely to make the effort to introduce themselves, at least.

It is still very rarely I request people myself. I think I've done it three times now. I don't know most of the people on my friends list, but I feel mean to delete them, but as another friend pointed out, they wouldn't even notice or care. But that, quite frankly, is depressing in itself. Odd, considering they are mostly just pictures on a screen to me.

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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Gurlyboy
I think she likes sweets. That background definitely makes me hungry and kinda horny too. Comes across as someone who actually lives up to their user name.


He has immense wood of all different kinds in a photo album, and he totally hugs it! Gotta love a guy who hugs wood!
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by blackpoolguy
I give up I will just abandon this account and make another one and keep off the forums that way everybody is happy


Or, just request nicely that Admin change your name, then read the rules, be respectful, and stop posting if you can't?

We all make mistakes. Now do something about it and move on. You could be happy too, if you just thought before posting. Respect and thought cost nothing. An attitude that stinks does. Earn some respect by showing some, man!
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
I'll admit, I never had a real relationship, so I obviously have an idealised view of what it must be like, and no actual clue. I get that. But there are some parts of relationships that are the same, no matter what the name and details of that relationship.

But why can't people just communicate with each other? Why can't grown adults try to broach the problem with their partner, with a listening ear? There are two people in every relationship like this (discounting people outside the marriage/partnership who may be involved), and it is up to them to communicate their needs and desires, and and listen to the other's, surely?

Why are you looking to us for answers about what you should do? Talk to your wife and/or maybe a close friend or counsellor who knows you, and work out together what will be best not only for you two, but as Elit says, your children. And if she doesn't want to talk to you about what her issues are, you tried, and that should give you some clue as to what your next move should be.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Shylass


What you gave written is cruel and selfish.

You couldn't really he that much of a nasty, uncaring person, could you?

What do you do? If this is really the whole story, be a man and kindly snd gently talk about the issues that you have. Maybe she isn't aware how much it affects you. Medical conditions are such a bastard that way.

Have you wondered why she might gave regained some of the weight? Why are you married to somdbidy that you obviously care so little about?

Grow a pair, sort your relationship out to either work at it together, or let her be free to live life without such a selfish-sounding git that posted this thread.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Hasabrain2
Several years ago my wife had her gallbladder removed. One of the sideeffects of having a gallbladder removed is excess gas. In my wife's gas, this is "should be registered as a chemical weapon" gas. She has also regaind some (but not all) of the weight she lost with gastric bypass surgery (the
gallblader is often removed with this type of surgery). We still have children at home, so divorce is not an option. I just want to get it on with a
normal sized (and good smelling) woman, what do I do?



What you have written is cruel and selfish.

You couldn't really be that much of a nasty, uncaring person, could you?

What do you do? If this is really the whole story, be a man and kindly and gently talk about the issues that you have WITH HER. Maybe she isn't aware how much it affects you. Medical conditions are such a bastard that way.

Have you wondered why she might gave regained some of the weight? Why are you married to somebody that you obviously care so little about?

Grow a pair, sort your relationship out to either work at it together, or let her be free to live life without such a selfish-sounding git that posted this thread.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Hope you don't regret it!


I'll do nearly anything for a cookie...
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by blackpoolguy
As people seem to think I only post questions to get attention from the gals on here which is untrue I have decided not to post anymore as fed up with the digs at me


I have noticed that people who smilingly ignore or banter back with cheeky naughty people actually do well in the forums.

One person in particular went out of their way to be helpful and you appear to have counted that for nothing.

Don't cut your balls off to spite your willy, lad. Ask what you what, ignore what you don't like or appreciate, and value the effort that was kindly given. You will come to love the forums and certain individuals, and build great friendships if you do this.

Just my opinion, obviously.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Gurlyboy
You present me with quite the dilemma. I'd definitely, after some serious rumination, go for the T-shirt and no knickers combo, just for the fact of easy access, if that doesn't sound too crass. But, here's the thing, sharing some gingerbread? Holy holes! Yes, please! Though, not in bed, just to escape the inconvenience of crumbs.

There's nowt much sexier than a lassie in just a t-shirt and nothing much else, save a sexy smile.


Inconvenience?! That's what tongues are for!
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Please tell me your direct preference for a lass to wear in your bed, from these options. Obviously, the lass doesn't have to keep them on.

Thank you for any input (ahem) you can give regarding your choice.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by trucka24
any uk females on here fancy private pic swaps?


Welcome!

Good luck with that request!
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by ProfessorNoLife
Could anyone please explain to me the different breast sizes as I fail to understand the concept behind the letters.....thanks!


You would do better to ask in the forum section, "Ask the Gals".

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics15_Ask-the-Gals.aspx


Quick reference, though, the number means inches around the ribcage, i.e. 34". The bigger the number, the bigger the ribcage and padding on it, generally.

The letter means the size of the cup, or the actual breasts themselves. So a "C" refers to the actual size of cupping a boob needs to contain it. The further into the alphabet you go, the bigger the cupsize.

A girl could therefore be a 48B and be a big girl, but her boobies are actually quite small.

Or she could be a 3ODD and be very slight, but with massive bazongas.

Hope that helps!

Just as an aside, if you start off a story with measurements, I refuse to read it. Be more descriptive, or I won't bother.


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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
I chat to very few people, and then not all the time.

I only really like to talk with people I've built up a friendship with in other ways first. And those people know what I'm comfy with. By the time they know me, they don't want to talk sexy with me anyway, so it suits us all.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Moon


Also, is there a way to have Lush do an automatic title search when a member submits a poem or story? I've noticed that there are a lot of pieces with the same name or title and it somehow seems like it takes away from the original posters. The new submitter would then be asked to re-title their piece.


You raise some interesting points. But just because somebody independently wants to call their story or poem the same title as mine shouldn't mean they have to call it something different just because I got there first or vice versa, simply because somebody doesn't want to scroll through a little list of them in a search.

I also like the option of seeing the first few lines of a story. That's where I make my decision of reading it or not, once the title and one-liner have got my brief attention. The option to change what information is shown would be fine, the lesser information showing more stories. I would probably read less if I don't see the first part.

Like Milik says, the amount of time on the home page depends on submission rates and available verifiers.
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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Do NOT lie to me, EVER!

Ask me for attention, sure. If I'm able, you can have it.

Sure, ask me personal questions if you must, and I will try to answer as far as I am comfortable to.

But do not EVER, EVER, EVER FUCKING LIE TO ME!

EVER!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

And people wonder why I don't trust them?! I want to STOP being nice to people. I want to tell moany, whiney fucking annoying people to FUCK OFF! I am NOT a healthy shoulder to cry on! If you hadn't noticed, I'm a fucking lame duck myself, and the last thing a fucking lame duck wants, needs, and can cope with is to be leaned on by another fucking lame duck!

Why? Is it funny? Are you like that bastard who broke my heart because he wanted me to feel a little happiness before he trod all over it on purpose? Or the other one who pretended to repair it and then stamped on it again because he got a better fucking offer from somebody he actually liked? Is it a game? What do you get out of it? I'm at a loss! Do you LIKE taking a sharp pointy stick and stabbing it into people's sore bits, just so you can wiggle it around and let the crap come pouring out? I'm GLAD I already had too much crap pouring out to let you wiggle your fucking sharp pointy stick. If you lie to me again, I will shove that fucking sharp pointy stick right up your lying fucking ass until it comes out your brainless fucking head and we can use it as a novelty fucking memo stick!

Why don't you just FUCK OFF and leave me alone?!




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Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Catnip
We've opened a new chat room for members to easily get in contact with the chat moderators.

If you have any issues in your own room, or one of the public rooms and there's no chat moderator there check if there's one in the Lush Helpdesk.

If there's none online or there's noone in the helpdesk you can find a list of all the Chat moderators under the help tab, Lush contacts.

Enjoy your chatting!



Ooooo, sneaky Catnip! I just fell into a chatroom like Alice fell down the rabbit hole!

I didn't see any rabbits, though. I think they're in the Sex Tips forum.
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