Quote by SydneySider
Me too Dude. How do you like your eggs? Breakfast sounds far more appealing. Oh, if you leave bacon on the skillet and walk away from from it, will the sound of it crackling as it cooks, stop?
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SydneySider
2 months ago
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Quote by Dudealicious
I like bacon
Me too Dude. How do you like your eggs? Breakfast sounds far more appealing. Oh, if you leave bacon on the skillet and walk away from from it, will the sound of it crackling as it cooks, stop?
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It makes a sound, much like the wind that blows through them and the birds that chirp in them that no one is around to hear. Sound or noise does not cease to exist just because there are no ears to catch it. Whoever came up with the saying must have been bored shitless that day.
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Quote by TheAngryishLover
Those arseholes who drive in the middle land of the motorway, even though they aren't overtaking anyone
This drives me fucking insane. I think this is the single cause of me having to take medication for high blood pressure....
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I really hate it when someone quotes someone you have blocked. Kinda defeats the purpose. I'm screaming, on the inside.
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Quote by medic42017
ok guys her and I have been though all the sorry and talking it out parts of this , ,,,,,,,wt you don't understand is the way we end our fight are with the person at fault ending up not being able sitting comfortably .
Wt she and I were asking is , we have done all the reg. things we always do . What she wants to know is if you were in her position , and were going to whip my bare ass , wt would you recommend she do ?
does that help ne of u understand wt we are asking
What I dont get is why you didn't just say this in the first place because all the advice given is now useless. I would also drop the shorthand. Its a pain in the ass to try and figure out what you are saying, aside from trying to figure out, what you are getting at
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The lowest score I have given was a 3, and yes, I took the time to explain why. In all honesty, 3 was overly generous. I think most low scores are personal attacks anyway if the reader decides to forego the opportunity to give criticism. I do remember a case a while back where someone got dumped and gave a shit score and comment as payback. Lame.
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The lowest score I have given was a 3, and I also took the time to explain why. In all honesty, 3 was overly generous. I think most low scores are personal attacks anyway when the reader
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Quote by Simmerdownchick
FROM Star Wars, Episide 3 when they're in the detention level to rescue Princess Leia
"Han Solo: [sounding official] Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Voice: What happened?
Han Solo: [getting nervous] Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
Voice: We're sending a squad up.
Han Solo: Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
Voice: Who is this? What's your operating number?
Han Solo: Uh...
[Han shoots the intercom]
Han Solo: [muttering] Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!"
Episode IV?
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The front page shows about 20-30 stories. Not sure exactly how many, in that ball park. If the mods process that many stories in say 3 hours, it's not going to stay on the home page for any longer than that . Your time in the sun on the home page is pretty much governed by how quickly stories are verified.
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Please join me in wishing the Candy Girl a very Happy Birthday. I hope you have a wonderful day (even though you are under the weather)
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Most overly large images are resized automatically (though some still cause problems). Of course, its always decent to chose images that are already within the chat dimensions (500pix across). There are heaps of programs that will easily resize your images, but the best option is to use Tumblr. Most images are already 500 pix wide and those that aren't, are 1280. Those that are 1280, you can simply change the _1280 in the image URL to _500 after pasting it in the dialog box before hitting enter and sending it to the room. Hope this helps.
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Or...he's immature and butt hurt for being dumped and this is his way to get back at you.
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Quote by sprite
yes - only if you are 'away' ad you have the message checked
Thanks Rach..
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I'm confused (nothing new). If I am in invisible mode, I wont get black box messages?? I'm always invisible. Will the IM's be blocked only if you have the away message checked??
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Jelly is pseudo jam. Jelly wishes is was jam. Actually, jelly is what you make with crystals and set in the fridge. Its a dessert.
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Quote by tubby1961
I heard that if he didn't make it in the US he was coming back to the NRL to play for the mighty Roosters.
I'm not sure how they could fit him in under the salary cap, even with the exit of Roger. I dont know much about who else is leaving the Roosters post 2015, but they should send Kenny-Dowall and his female bashing habits back to the land of the long cloud as well..Side note, they will be very hard to hold out this year. Best of luck to them.
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Quote by HotWife4U
Oh sissy soccer. Where players barely get tapped and roll around like they are wounded?
Whilst my NRL team, the Parramatta Eels, have missed his brilliance this year, the 49'ers are going to benefit. He's an NRL superstar, one of our footballing gods, and we are all hoping that now he has made the final roster, that he makes a name for himself.
