I answered no, but seriously MrPlow - you omitted a possible answer which would better fit me and possibly a few others.
I can't remember the last time I had sex with someone I actually gave enough of a shit about to even argue about anything with in so long, I've forgotten that angry/makeup sex even exists as a possibility.
But I do remember actually, and it did depend on the severity of the argument or perceived slight. I gotta clear that shit up with 'her' before I even want to be under the same roof with her for any amount of time, let alone GIFT her with a series of climaxes.
I'm going to reward her with orgasms for being an ass to me? I'd rather jerk off in the shower and think of an older flame. Like the young woman who peed urine and spunk all over the backseat carpeting of my sports coupe when I was but 20 yrs old (after she and I both passed out drunk, stoned and freshly fucked - and not angry with one another).
I would keep that as a dream, and not engage in even flirting back. But you don't divulge whether the friend has even noticed you in any manner at all, coyly or not.
Some fantasies are best left unfulfilled, in my limited experience.
Sounds like a shitstorm, waiting to happen.
"Hey Carl, I done blowed my fingers off my hand last 4th of July."
"Slim, do not insert firecrackers in places where they should not be, or else you might become chewed, blewed and tattooed."
'Don't it make your brown eye blue?'
Cum is one of those sticky words to evaluate as a story verifier. It's often slung around loosely and at other times it is injected with purpose into various paragraphs.
What is the past tense of cum? Came...cummed.
I generally allowed the use of cum in many ways. Cumdumpster is not a real word for instance (at least it's not in any dictionary) yet I have tossed it around a few times in my life when speaking in generalities.
we could plug our laptops into the smoldering embers and practice editing each other's erotic stories. Who knows, we might even invent a new language, create a new fad, or at the very least...
Someone else paying the bills and picking up the tabs.
Profile picture. I ate her and then I fucked her. Over 100 people watched and filmed and cheered or jeered. I was drunk, I didn't give a hoot. My dick was hard, her pussy was tight. And wet. I came, I conquered, I fell asleep later. What was your name?
The next day, someone or somebodies ate some burgers off the same table. Let's just hope those people used plates and napkins.
And to think, it only took you a year to properly train him.
Kudos, former camera named dude.
Late to the party again. Drats!
