“I was wondering when you were going to come back looking for me,” she said with a sly smile spread across her face. I had just walked from the living room to the bedroom to see what was taking my wife so long. Upon opening the door, I found her sitting on the edge of the bed with her legs crossed. “It’s about time, too! I was getting impatient waiting for you.” She rose to her feet and let me take her in fully. My wife i...