This is my first story so please be gentle :)It was a gorgeous sunny day at work, in fact too sunny to be stuck in work. So being my own boss I thought I deserved to knock off a few hours early and surprise the wife.When I entered our house I could hear the air-con unit buzzing upstairs, it was one of those portable ones so it was quite noisy. I assumed at first that my wife may have been taking a siesta so I thought why...