Seriously, this is a thread? Maybe the OP should look in the mirror and ask himself, "Why not men?" Do you think the average guy is that introspective as to where his innate desires come from?
Even asking the question seems like an effort to make women justify themselves where men don't have to.
Notifications still pretty broken for me. If I have 39 notifications, for example, and I hit “clear 10”, my count drops to 19, not 29. And after doing that it still shows the same ten most recent that it did before! Same issue on multiple devices, going on for many months now - though I fail to see why one’s selected browser should matter. It’s not the most important feature of the site, but still, it should Just Work.
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Okay, first off, I'm sorry for dredging up a post from 8 years ago, but I'm really curious: Under what situation have you had to give a golden shower?
If someone says, "Buz, your piss will cure skin cancer! Piss all over me!" Well, of course, you'd have to. It would be the moral thing to do.
Or if someone says, "Buz, the plane has been hijacked by terrorists and they're demanding you piss on them or else they'll crash it." Clearly, it's self-preservation.
Okay, I feel like those (or variants) are really the only two situations where it would be imperative. Otherwise, probably optional.
Obviously you've forgotten the Friends jellyfish-sting episode.
The next chapter is here! In Teasing Tori, Rick and his family have gone to Europe, leaving me alone for a couple of weeks. But not too lonely, once my path crosses Tori's! She is very excited to learn about Rick's and my new relationship.
Congratulations to everyone who made the top ten and the podium. All are highly deserving. I think this may be the first competition in which I've read every single entry, and that heightened the fun of it for me.
And special congratulations to Ensorceled. Fantastic story.
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I love to masturbate. I have been jacking off for over 50 years. There were some years that I may have only averaged once or twice a week, but many years it is more like three or four times a week. There have been stretches of at least daily! So I would have to say that since I started I have probably jacked off between 7,500 and 10,000 times.
Forty-plus years here, and I think I’m in a similar ballpark. Still 3-6 times a week.
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Whenever Penthouse Letters and Forum started writing about bisexual men. I quickly scanned each issue looking for any menyion of guys sucking cock with or without a woman present.
Yes! So many great MM stories there back in the day. It would literally be the first thing I’d look for (followed by FF pictorials), but I always looked for MM action first.
There were quite a few where a woman seduced two guys, and one of the guys “helped” the other guy insert his cock into her, using his hand, or the woman convinced one of the guys to suck the other. I think there were several along the lines of a cougarish woman inviting two teenaged guys to hang out by her pool, promising to let them fuck her if they touched, or kissed, or sucked each other first. Several involving fishing trips to cabins away from the women. Maybe the first MM story I read was where “Ned” visited the author’s apartment after going to the gym and borrowed his shower, the nakedness somehow leading to mutual male pleasures. My head (well, both of them) exploded with excitement at this new discovery of man-on-man erotica.
For a week, sure.
1. Multiple orgasms.
2. Lesbian sex. The feel of a woman’s sensitive, knowing touch on my own feminine body, tasting and licking my clit, labia and hole.
3. Having hot guys (and some women) hitting on me. Not sure how I’d say no, but maybe by a week I’d start developing an asshole filter.
4. Sucking a hot guy to orgasm. I did that once as a man, but I would love to do it as a woman too.
5. The feeling of a hard cock pumping in and out of my slick vagina, a hot, writhing man on ecstasy on top of me.
Wow, what a competition! I’ve been on here less than four years, but this has got to be the best one I have seen. I suspect the word limit forced a lot of writers to take things up a notch (as it did for me) and put an extra polish on their prose while they distilled their tales down to their one-ton-of-words essences.
I am blown away not only by the quality and sexiness of the writing, but by the level of creativity and originality of many of the entries, far surpassing my own humble entry.
The moderators have an impossible job picking winners here … but I’m not a moderator. While I Liked and commented on the lion’s share of contest entries, I did find some Favorites (literally added to my Favorites list) that spoke to me in some way. Here is my personal, very subjective top ten list:
1. Couldn’t, Wouldn’t, Shouldn’t. by CuriousAnnie
2. Kiss Him by Dronette56
3. A Precious Gift by TheShyThespian
4. Nature Loves You by toreador
5. Summer Love by techgoddess
6. Freedom by TonyaL
7. Tintinnabulation by Ensorceled
8. His First Summer of Love by NishasWorld
9. Call Me Zoe by Chris21235
10. The Phone Rings by PrincessC
To be clear, this is not a ranking of what I think are the ten best stories. They are all extraordinary, as are many of the others submitted. These are just the ten that resonate with me the most.
Although I’ve been on Lush less than four years, I’ve been writing these stories for longer than a decade, a little bit here and a little bit there. This has been partly to express aspects of my sexuality but also to remember my youth, memories of which were starting to fade as I moved through my very busy forties. I found myself often looking back wistfully at both my sexual/romantic experiences and the missed opportunities, and felt moved to honor them with the written word.
As I hit my fifties, I watched the old memories fade yet further into the background behind newer experiences, sometimes alarmingly. This may be what prompted me to finally join and get these stories out into the world. Although of course heavily disguised, they honor many of the people I knew and loved as a young man.
Having gotten a large share of my youthful tales published since joining, I now find my active fantasy life prompting stories that involve more mature versions of me.
I must also admit that one of the motivating factors in continuing to write sexy stories is the tremendous sexual stimulation it provides. As hot as many of my fellow authors’ stories are, writing them is even more exciting for me, and I often find myself in a continual state of arousal while writing. Can’t deny that fuels some of this. It will be interesting to see how that aspect evolves, as I expect to eventually find inspiration for stories not centered around myself as protagonist.
Remember penisland.com? The island where you could buy all manner of pens. Clever marketing, that.
I once almost lost it when a coworker sent me a link to ilovebigals.com, thinking he was sending me a NSFW porn link.
I do love bi gals, of course, but the link is actually for Big Al’s, a small chain of bowling alleys.
In my new collaboration with Maturetasty69, three guys in their fifties and sixties swap pics and dicks. They share VHS tapes, Polaroids and cellphone pics of their wives, as well one of the most iconic porn classics. This is my very first collaboration.
There's a thread on this in the Ask Readers forum: https://www.lushstories.com/forum/ask-readers/writing-opposite-gender-characters.
Personally, I'm simply not ready to write from any perspective that is not my perspective. Call it narcissistic if you want, but I'm not prepared to try to get inside the head of a woman - or a person of color, or a transgendered individual either, and write about their sexual feelings, attractions and experiences. My writing is pretty much guided by the old "write what you know" adage.
That is not to say there's anything wrong with doing that, but it's just not my style, so I wish I could offer more tips.
But I will suggest avoiding the obvious male pitfalls. Don't start off by describing the protagonist's body in excruciating detail down to 38DD-24-36 measurements. Make her real, and human, not some caricaturized male fantasy. Same goes for the people they end up having sex with: describe what kind of a person they are or how they make the protagonist feel as much as what they look like. It might be something more subtle than a view of a guy's muscular chest or a bulge in his pants, and not even necessarily something visual, that gets their juices flowing. Maybe Ensorceled put it much better and more succinctly: write about how she feels about her body, and sex, and the people she interactions.
I haven't asked but have done it, so I answered #3.
But if I were asked, I would do so enthusiastically. Not primarily because she thinks it is fun (#4), but because I do. Not necessarily because I came too fast (#5), although like all guys I do sometimes cum before my partner. And I am not a sub nor a cuck (#6 - seriously?). So while #4 would be closest, the correct answer, had I ever been asked, does not exist in this poll.
I have to second the recommendation of Nisha’s story above. It is one of the most personal and intimate stories I have read on here.
As for myself, I’ve managed to get a few more polished and published in recent weeks. After my Buff Bluff in Banff comp entry, I got two chapters published of my resurrected Midlife Renewal series, exploring a deepening male friendship after 40. And today I dropped Boss Vegas, a roasting-hot threeway with two female ex-managers of mine in a roasting-hot city. See link below. Both the Banff and Vegas stories are ideas I’ve had on the back burner (to extend the cooking metaphor) for over a decade, and finally had to serve up.
Next up is a longer MMM story on which I’ve been collaborating with MatureTasty69, then my summer watersports Flash (and splash) story, more chapters of Midlife Renewal, and then hopefully the lesbian proxy story by October.
