With myself! While looking at a sexy pic in the Lush gallery. It was very good. And yes, I came.

OP is ignoring substantive suggestions or questions, just repeating the same opening line. Classic troll. Very possibly not a woman.

America's High Plains: half a million square miles of grasslands, buttes, isolated mountain ranges and open spaces east of the Rockies, sprawling across ten states. Much of our national "Wild West" mythology - the epic cattle drives, gunfights, tribal subjugations, range wars, pioneer tales and westward rail expansions - sprang from this land, still roamed to this day by pronghorn antelope and actual cowboys.

Heartbombing The Heartland is my entry in the current art-themed Wherefore Art Thou? story competition, and a Valentine to the northern Great Plains. In it, guerrilla artists Manuel and I work to spread love across small towns throughout what is our heartland, through art. And hearts.

It's a polyamorous, heart-themed love story, sure, but with sex splattered across six states. Oral sex. Manual sex. Vaginal sex. Anal sex. Intracrural sex. MMF threesome sex. Fucklicking sex. Daisy-chain sex. Van sex. Hotel sex. Shower sex. Hot tub sex. My most heartfelt wish is that you will find something, sexual or (he)artistic, in this story to love.

Here's mine: Heartbombing The Heartland. It's a love letter (or Valentine, as you'll learn upon reading) to the Great Plains, and a polyamorous love story with heart(s). Also with sex in six different states. Eat your hearts out.

Finally submitted Heartbombing The Heartland, my competition entry [update: approved Wednesday am].

Now, back to Steam Mates, my Steampunk story, which is coming along but (as initially happened to Heartbombing) has gotten way too long by the half-drafted stage. Going to have to scale back the dialogue and historical detail, but I think it will be ... well, steamy.

Given the contest, I may also finally finish Ool Arty, an art-related watersports story I've had bubbling in the background for several years.

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"Please, please, please, play an L."

In the right spot, that could be worth up to 96 points by my figuring. The words played in My Scrabble story were quite a bit naughtier than "jailbait," however.

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I am following up my relatively popular story Pegging Cards with two similar stories, Trivial Hirsute and Strap Poker, thereby creating the series You Bet Your Ass! which always results in a strap-on pegging session for the hapless Chet.

I'm a big fan myself of strip games as a vehicle for sexy stories, and have written several, variously using Poker, Crazy Eights and Scrabble as the choice of game. Based on the name alone, Trivial Hirsute will have my full, immediate attention, and I'm wishing I'd thought of the title.

Yes. Finger fucking is even more amazing than rimming.

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So, basically, fuck the voting majority!

Wow. I think I have put this to you at least two different ways in recent threads. It's astonishing to me that someone arguing in a political forum would be so unaware of this foundational principle of our Republic. Do I have to say it a third time, like how we have to ask Mustafa a question three times in Austin Powers before he'll answer? Okay, fine. Here's my third try:

A majority vote must not contradict the Constitution or violate the Constitutional rights of a minority that they dislike.

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Butt Man

Y'know? "Quickly! To the Butt-mobile!" Nananananananana BUTT-MAN!! Yeah, I came here just for this...

Buttman and Throbbin'! As many people have always suspected.

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Alost anything to do with the current occupant of the WH devolves in to comments like “MAGA Mob Menatlity” or “Liberal Lemming Logic”. I won’t say in this post which one of those 2 options characterize my view.

The ruling class's Divide and Conquer strategy is working out better than ever.

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I think Texans have the right to decide what their taxes pay for.

I think people have the right to have their Constitution honored, regardless of voters' whims. That's literally why the Founders created the Bill of Rights.

The fact that I even have to point this out is a good example of why we need to teach more Civics and not a state-sponsored religion. Hands off my Bible, gummint! Oh, and speaking of the Founders, most were Deists, not Christians.

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A mother and and daughter at least 25 years old. I would drink there [sic] pussy juices completely empty. Then take turns tounge fucking there [sic] assholes.

You are aware you've posted this in the LGBTQ+ forum, right?

Sometimes getting laid is less about being physically attractive and more about being attractive as a person.

Might be good to ask yourself if that's something to work on.

Sarah and Matt want to make me feel better about losing my latest girlfriend, but an unexpected accident crashes those plans. In Traction Trouble, my first Medical-themed story, we turn his sick bed into a suck bed.

This now clears the runway for my forthcoming Wherefore Art Thou? contest entry. Expect that to drop by the end of this week. The clues I'll share in advance are that it will be a primarily Bi-male story, it will include MMF action, and it will feature sex in six different states.

By the way, this concludes (for now) the Matt-centric story arc of my longoing Becoming A Man series. After this, I will pick the series up a few months later, having met my true love, Daphne. For those who are interested, here are the nine stories forming the Matt sequence:

Part 1 - The Massage: Are Matt's fake-gay flirtations a joke? Or does he really want a dick massage?

Part 2 - In Hot Water: No joke! Matt's loud (and hungry) mouth welcomes me to manhood.

Cock 1: A day of working on Matt's vintage Mustang turns into an all-male, three-way suckfest.

Fair Fare Trade: Money and dares change hands as Matt and I pick up Brenda and Kaitlyn at the fair.

Fair-ly Bisexual: Later that night, it's not just the men exploring their Bisexuality, but the women too.

A Becoming Man: Matt hands me the key to his deeper Bisexuality. And to winning back Sarah.

Bowling for Real: Hidden desires become visible under the blacklight of a bowling night.

Rapid Release in her Renegade: Brenda makes her last heterosexual encounter a memorable one.

Traction Trouble: When an accident disrupts Matt's life, loss of traction is very bad, then very good.

I think "Do you have a fetish?" and the OP's actual initial question are two very different things. Fetish, to me, means something either very non-mainstream that turns a person on (or maybe kink is a better word?), or something mainstream that you're so intensely into that it overwhelms everything else.

I love boobs, more than butts or legs, but I wouldn't consider that a fetish. Most people who love women love boobs. Big fucking deal. But I were so into them that I could only get off by being completely focused on them, to the point of excluding the vagina, the rest of the woman's body or the woman as a person ... now that would be a boob fetish. Ass is also not generally a fetish, nor are legs. Feet could be, since that's not as common, and people who are into them are often really into them.

Even my Bisexuality, while not quite mainstream, hardly counts as a fetish. It's just an orientation.

There are a lot of guys on Lush I would enjoy going down on. Quite a few women too.

In Becoming A Man: Rapid Release, my first Quickie story, Brenda realizes she must leave me for the woman with whom she's inextricably in love.

Nevertheless, she makes the most of her last few minutes of freedom to enjoy me(n).

I'm getting somewhere on mine! I'd already figured out the type of art, the characters and the (sweeping, multi-location) setting, but it took a while to sort out the plot. Yes, there will be a plot.

And I just finished drafting the first of five scenes I have plotted out. So, progress.

AFTERNOON UPDATE: finalized the title and created cover images.

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So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Love that song.

In my newest story, Becoming A Man: Bowling for Real, a double-date of Cosmic bowling under blacklight reveals truths of desire for everyone involved. Sarah shows Brenda the pleasures of being with a woman, confirming truths she suspected. Matt and I continue to explore manly pleasures as he reintegrates the lessons of the previous story, Becoming A Man: A Becoming Man. And Matt and Sarah will have a further surprise to reveal later in the evening.

"Bowling for Real" has just been released, making four Becoming A Man stories published this past month. Next, "Rapid Release in her Renegade" (my first Quickie story) is fully ready to publish, and the first draft of "Traction Trouble" (my first Medical) is complete. That will wrap up the Summer of Matt stretch of that series.

I need to keep a couple of planned efforts - "Succumbing to Good Intentions," and initial drafts of my Halloween-related stories - on hold, to make mental space for my contest entry. I have a good idea of the premise, multi-location setting (which will require a ton of research) and characters that I want for my competition entry, but the exact plot points and sexual encounters have yet to fully coalesce in my mind.

In parallel with that, I will continue putting together my Steampunk story, which I am getting very excited about. The vast majority of my stories so far have very deliberately been written such that they could take place anywhere between 1960s and present-day America. I believe this will be my first historical period piece, and it's set at a very specific point in time.

Did many times when I was a young man. With a number of different women, including a several-months GF who was substantially younger than me. I was highly experienced at that point, but she wasn't ready. Although I often wished she'd get ready - we had a great relationship, and she had a killer body - you have got to respect where your partner is at.

Now that I'm pushing 60, the question is almost completely irrelevant. There are almost no "virginal" women remotely near my age, and I would never sleep with a woman young enough for that to be a significant possibility. But hang on ...

* All this assumes that by "a virgin" you mean the narrow, obsolete definition, "a woman who hasn't experienced PIV sex." The semantics have evolved In modern times, both as the result of #MeToo, and also the Saddlebacking mass delusion that led millions of young ladies to have anal sex and pretend they were still virgins. Get fucking real, people. If you've had substantial, mutually pleasurable sexual activity - certainly if it was unclothed and led to orgasm - you might still be a vag-virgin, but you're not a virgin in any meaningful sense. Especially not if you've had a guy's cock up your ass.

** This also presumes we're talking about opposite-sex pairings. As a Bi male, most of my peers are still virgins when it comes to same-sex contact. I probably wouldn't "sleep with" another man who's never been with another guy unless he as looking to change that. But I would sleep with a man who's an anal virgin, and I hope he would respect me the same way. I'm a bit anxious about anal, and saving that cherry for someone I care about who'll be gentle and understanding.

Personally, I'd love to do it - but only if subjugation and humiliation aren't on the table. That kind of stuff is a hard turnoff for me. I understand that many people really enjoy being on the receiving end of it, though.

No "happy accidents" like that for me this time, although it has happened to me in the past. I do have a basic premise forming now, though the plot details are still a bit sketchy.

Sometimes I manage to get my entry submitted during the first half, or even the early days, of a competition, but that seems pretty unlikely this time. Getting this right will require a lot of research. I'm also starting to put a ton of thought and research into my Steampunk story, which for seasonality reasons absolutely must be done in July. Yesterday I spent some time considering how to make that story artier and eligible for the competition to avoid overloading myself, but I really don't think that's the direction that one wants to go.

Embrace the moob! My fantasy mind is starting to lean into it, and I’m increasingly having thoughts about sucking on a pair of moobs. I once slept with a woman who had hairy nipples (and small tits) when I was younger, so I know I can handle it and even find the idea sexy.

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Elected by majority vote

You keep repeating this, but being elected by a popular vote does not give you the right to shred the Constitution or trample the rights of the minority as Trump is doing. Our Founders were gravely concerned about both prospects, rightly fearing that they could be the undoing of our Republic. Maybe study some fucking history. Oh wait, the cons are shredding that too.

This offends me not only as an American, but as a Christian.

Because the people who want to force this shit on schoolkids are usually trying to teach a twisted, blasphemous version of Christianity, not Christ’s actual message of peace, love, tolerance, compassion and forgiveness. I’m so sick of His beautiful teachings being perverted by people who are at best misguided, and at worst full of hate.

Then you probably shouldn’t. Unfortunately we’ve built a society that’s overdependent on driving, but if you’ve managed this long, looks like you’ve got it figured out well enough. And as you've said in other threads, money's not an issue, so apparently the cost of Uber isn't a problem.

I voted earlier to axe it, but now I'm leaning towards keep. Maybe I'm biased, having just met the Prolific Author threshold on my way to eventual Omnium.

I do have a series in progress (It's A Date!) that has been on pause for a couple of years but will belong under Novels. Effectively, Act I is complete (though I didn't realize that's what it was at the time), and I've since plotted out the remainder of a three-act Novella story arc. When I return to it in the next few months, I intend to put all the chapters under Novels, so that it's a cohesive whole in a single place. As I think the Novels category was intended.

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I look over and see the biggest dick I’ve ever seen up to this day! I’m not exaggerating, it was over 8 inches.

He tugs on it a little , then sits how I was and easily puts 3 or4 inches in his mouth and sucks for at least 30 seconds. I was jealous as hell.

Fun encounter! Too bad you were like me, and didn't take the initiative to solve each other's problems together.