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visit the mod of their choice and eat them there?

The mod, or the cookies?

Some wonderful stories in this thread. My own might have been a little more mundane, but it sure was good. I'd spent the night in the dorm of my girlfriend, who was almost always up for a good romp. In the morning, we decided to take a shower together, something we often did even if we weren't having sex.

As we turned on the taps and started stripping, I was even more taken by her beauty than usual. There was just something that triggered me about the way her pink-capped boobs bounced back down into place after pulling off her sweatshirt and lowering her arms again. I pulled her close and started kissing her, my hands already on those wonderful mounds. We kept kissing as we pulled each other's clothes off, and we continued kissing as we stepped into the hot water. From there, things quickly progressed to tit-sucking on my part, and then dick-sucking on her part. She always gave really good head, but we almost always progressed on to the "main event" before I could cum in her mouth (not that she minded when I did that).

Although we'd seemingly had sex in nearly every position imaginable so far, we hadn't ever fucked standing up. Fortunately, she was taller than average, so as I pressed her against the already-warm shower wall, it wasn't too awkward for me to lift one of her legs and slip inside her. The angle worked really well for us, and we both moaned loudly right from the start. Good thing her roommate wasn't home. After just a couple of minutes, she started peaking (even though normally she had to be lying back to reach orgasm) and that set me off. The whole episode probably lasted barely five minutes, but out of hundreds of orgasms we had together I think this one was the best for both of us. And maybe my best ever.

Bickering relatives got you down this Thanksgiving? Dry, flavorless turkey? Your uncle's political rants? Your cousin's incessant bragging? Having to talk to that moron your sister married? All the men watching football while the women do the work in the kitchen? Your mother-in-law's passive-aggressive digs at ... well, everyone? Whatever it is, sometimes you need to sneak out of the family morass and do something more fun.

Or, maybe you're down because you got dumped by a lover who thought you were too freaky. We've all had that happen. Time to embrace whatever that dimension of your sexuality is that they were stifling.

If you find yourself feeling either of these things (or both), orgasms could be the solution to your problems. You don't need more whipped cream, you need more cream! Perhaps you can find pecan pie level comfort in my Thanksgiving Stuffing story. A fun "end" to a disappointing Thanksgiving, and the culmination of Joe's journey into manhood: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bisexual/becoming-a-man-conclusion

I have driven 300 miles one-way for it. I’m sure I’d do more if the situation demanded, as would most guys.

No interest.

Yes! Of course! What guy hasn’t!

Same as everyone else here, I was a lot more flexible when I was in my teens and twenties. I would bend over and at least lick myself at least once a week. That was so fucking hot, and I miss having that ability. Now I settle for autofellatio porn, which is also really hot to me.

Usually it was just the tongue licking the tip, but occasionally I could get my lips onto it. And there was one - one! in my whole lifetime! - instance when I managed to get my lips around my entire cockhead. That was glorious.

Unfortunately I was never once able to cum directly into my own mouth. I always tensed up just enough that I couldn’t maintain contact. Nor was I ever able to get enough in to bring myself to orgasm with my lips; always needed a hand involved. But I still love shooting into my own mouth, even if these days it’s from a few inches away.

I’m 6”, by the way. I’m proud of my dick and what I have been able to do with it over the decades, and I don’t have big-dick envy with respect to other guys. Except … there is this one part of me that always wished I had an extra inch or two, just so I could suck myself better. Not so I could share it with the ladies (or guys), not so I could show it off or brag about it either. Just for my own solo pleasure. Ain’t I a selfish bastard?

Sucking another guy off through a gloryhole. Despite my stories, nothing else I’ve actually done comes close.

Quote by olemansteve

If the eggs are washed, refrigerate them. If not washed you can leave them out. Washing removes a protective film on the egg

Which is precisely another way of saying, if you are in the United States, refrigerate them. If in almost any other country you can leave them out.

Quote by alphabeta39

I'm flexible with a strong hetero lean. But, my stories are a close-to-true account of my experiences with an older coworker I had an fwb relationship with years ago. I found I liked the feel and taste.

Ooh, hadn't seen your stories before. Added to my reading queue.

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I’m not attracted to the man himself. More to his cock. His attitude will determine whether or not we’re gonna start something. Too pushy and you are out cause that’s gonna be either over too quick or start out forceful and be uncomfortable. Too slow a start and interest starts to wane. However, to discover a eye pleasing dick hidden under his clothes and bam instant turn on. Doesn’t matter big are average if it’s straight and looks good then by god you’re in for some fun.

I used to be that way. I've always had a fascination with penises, but for most of my adult life, my fantasies were all about the cock and only the cock: 90% on sucking cock and 10% on getting fucked.

Since entering my Fifties, though, (and maybe since I started expressing my fantasies on Lush?) I've grown more interested in the whole-man'-s body experience: full-body contact, nipple sucking, even kissing another guy's rough, hungry mouth. I've even thought about how if I were single again or younger, I'd even be willing to date guys, even if it might not quite be as romantic with a woman, but it might be something more than sex. I guess both my Summer Cockbuster and Midlife Renewal series are about different versons of that theme.

Until recently, though, I had some kind of mental block that kept me from ever fantasizing about random guys I'd see in public. But as things have opened up since the pandemic, sometimes I'll see a guy and find myself thinking about sucking his dick, or slipping myself inside his tight ass, or even just having him lock eyes with me and kiss me. I've always allowed myself these thoughts with respect to women, so why not? It's kind of exciting. Will some guy someday sense what my brain is up to, maybe even detect a little swelling in my package, and make a move? Not sure I'm ready for that, but the thought sure is exhilarating.

Pussy is a close second, and while there are some asses that capture my attention, ultimately I'm not that much of an ass man. There's no way around how much I love tits.

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I think it would be a very dull competition if everyone set their story in the United States between the late 1940s and the late 1950s.

Agreed. I’ve tried to read every single entry, despite the word (and body) counts piling up. I would not be doing so under those conditions either. I too have very much been pleasantly surprised by the diversity of the entries. Not really understanding what the point would be in strictly adhering to a formula that everyone agrees is not strictly defined anyhow. Where the stories meet the general Noir conventions of snappy dialogue, an environment of moral ambivalence, and social corruption and decay, deviations from some arbitrary formula are good, not bad.

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have you ever noticed that in the entry for this competition ALL the quotes are from films? I didn't notice that any of you writers expressed surprise or irritation at this!

Yes, those of us who’ve taken the actual effort to interpret the competition instructions in putting words to word processor ALL noticed this. But so what? Being more literary-driven than literalism-driven, we still got the spirit of the competition, and it’s been all the better for the wide range of creative, often genre-bending interpretations that have been submitted.

Even if it might seem slightly incongruous to use movie quotes in the guidelines for a quasi-literary event, why would anyone have to be “irritated” at that anyway? That is a very tiny imperfection in a world full of enormous ones: I can gladly express any irritations with human imperfection in Noir-ish fiction rather than whingeing about it on a forum.

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I think we readers should be grateful to authors who decide to share their work with us gratuitously; it's not our place to make demands. Unless we've commissioned a story, of course.
If I don't like a particular story, author or category, I simply avoid it. I won't go and criticise or say they've made fools of themselves because they didn't meet my expectations. There is no one-size-fits-all in writing, or any other art form, for that matter.

I much rather authors being true to themselves and their characters, telling the story they want to tell than doing fanservice.

Disrespecting people for being creative and generous is not being constructive at all.

Exactly. This is primarily an amateur writing forum. Most of us are not primarily looking to become professional writers, but rather to share our erotic thoughts that may not have another outlet in our daily lives. Like many here, I write primarily for myself, but with the hope that there are others who will find the stories stimulating as well. For me the highest praise is not that I’ve topped some literary pinnacle, but that I’ve conveyed my thoughts in a way that has made someone hard, wet and/or excited.

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As I said above: I am a READER. An alert, curious, well-read, discussion-joyful ... READER.

But you obviously only want the reader as a nod and claqueur. And otherwise should he shut up?

If I misinterpreted you, I apologize!

If you want to put things as binarily as that - the site can only possibly be for the benefit of the reader or that of the writer, and negative feedback can only either be off-limits or wide-open hostile - then yes. Nod and “claqueur” [seriously?] is fine.

Read the stories you like, skip the ones you don’t. Erotica - what turns one on - is mostly a matter of personal taste. I don’t find the majority of stories on LS to be stimulating, but there are still a great many that are so. Likewise, I don’t expect the majority of readers to enjoy my stories, but there is still a significant number who have told me quite vocally that they do. That’s enough.

That doesn’t mean no constructive criticism, ever. I myself have been known to IM the author of a competition entry when I found an obvious typo, for example. But barring obvious grammatical or formatting errors, if I simply don’t like a story, or the author’s approach, or their writing style, or the genre in which they are writing, I generally keep that shit to myself. I’m obviously not the audience for that particular story. Don’t like what someone wrote? Then go and do a better job yourself.

I'm interested in this too. My Noir competition entry features an MTF trans character, and I have another story I've been working on for a few years that involves another. It is important to me to represent them authentically, beyond simply acknowledging that gender identity is a choice, and anyone can choose the identity they prefer regardless of their bodies. That much should be taken as a given these days.

If I continue beyond my Noir entry as a series - which is possible; I've set up the ending for that - I'll probably want to bring in some backstory about the Jamie character, including some of the challenges she may have faced as a trans female detective, or during transition. But not focusing solely on that, because that isn't all of who she is.

May all our trans brothers and sisters find safety, acceptance and love. You've already got the courage.

Done. Great story, and great series! Always happy to help push someone over the top.

I have at least a couple of characters that will be showing up in more than one series.

It won't exactly make me fully hard, but sometimes a finger or a tongue in there almost feels like it's touching my cock too. Maybe kind of like how some women (and apparently not all) feel a tingle in their pussy when their nipples are played with.

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I know this is Ask the Guys, but I’d like to think that I’d let another dude suck my dick if I were a dude.

I am a dude, and that is exactly how I feel. But only if the other dude let me suck his dick too!

As some others have said, cowgirl facing me, so I can suck on her tits (and/or kiss her) while she grinds her clit on my pelvis. Having her ride my face is a close second.

Reverse CG is nice too, being able to suck on her neck and shoulders while working tits or clit, but most of the women I've been with usually want to be facing me, so I haven't done it a lot.

A while back I worked with a guy who had a very noticeably large bulge. So much when he was walking around but when he was sitting in a chair, it just looked like there was a whole lot of manhood in there. I've gotten off a few times thinking back on him.

It's called fucklicking. It happens in my Fun with Keith and Kate story (see signature block). Can't remember if I referred to it as that in my story, but that's definitely the name I've used for that act for some time. Would love to try it for reals someday.

By the way, creampie refers to eating cum (yours, or someone else's) out of a pussy.

I personally don't feel qualified, lacking the life experience of a woman. I do try to view the world through others' eyes as much as I can in daily life, and don't believe myself to be a narcissist. But when it comes to something as intimate, emotional and subconsciously-driven as sexuality, I only feel able at this time to write from my own perspective. Maybe at some point, I will feel like I have sufficient perspective to write as someone other than a cis man, but I'm not there now.

But that's just me. I certainly do not have a problem with other people writing cross-gender. One of the best stories in the current Noir competition has a male author writing a female protagonist, and another of the best has a female author writing a man. Good on them, and well done.

Any intelligible word would probably be "fuck."

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I was thinking today the comp results are already the equivalent of two or three novels.

That comment got me wondering just how many words there are in a novel. Checking the Google, I see that today's average novel is about 90,000 words.

As it happens, we are at about 87,000 combined words for all the official entries (not even counting Kimmi's excellent Black Rabbit series). Not bad! It sounds like we have several regular contributors still working on stories to submit. We're headed for epic-novel length! Keep 'em coming! I've read all of them now except for one, so I'll need new material to devour very soon.

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It should be a federal law that women must be shaved. I don't care to fight through a bush to lick a pussy.

A law like that would have me seeking asylum in Canada.

Absolutely no one. And zero intention of changing that.

Only with myself, but I have done that. Everything in the story below is exactly as it happened up to, and including, the moment where the woman reflexively smiles at me upon seeing my reddened, still engorged cock swinging back and forth, having just taken care of solo business back in the trees. What happens after that in the story is fiction, sadly.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/outdoor/lewd-beach

Quote by Hotair2

At about 300ft ago in a hot air balloon. It was at a festival, so about 30 other balloons around us. Passenger decided I needed a bbj. I could not reciprocate as I had to keep flying, safety!

That is hot. If this balloon's a-rocking, don't bother knocking!

My best were in a boat on a lake, skinny dipping in the sea, and once in a national park where we pulled off the road and ran into the woods just far enough to (I think) not be seen from the road.

Quote by Seeker4
There is the possibility of doing a third story that carries things another step further.

I would read that.