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naughtyannie
10 hours ago
Bisexual Female, 34
0 miles · London

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My secret is probably longevity - 8 years on Lush and still here. ? And maybe my firm bum cheeks.

12 months after I posted that, I'm on 467,169. At this rate, I could hit 500,000 by Christmas 2020.

I love a girl who blushes, by the way. ❤
Age - 27
Location - in bed
Tits - 32b
Pussy - trimmed very short
BJ - usually swallow, unless I want it to dribble out onto those 32bs
Quote by HeadNurse
Earlier this evening after attending the State Fair! A perfectly timed BJ in a Park and Ride lot. Him leaning
against the car!


That's a lovely image. I've done this a few times lol.
Oh wow, I get lucky again! Of course I would. And in my case stripping her slowly would be part of the pleasure, revealing more of her lovely body as each garment is removed, until finally I can search every inch of her naked body, with hands, fingers, and finally tongue.
I'd love to rub sweet-scented oils into Steph's shoulders. Then when she was nicely relaxed I'd ask her to take off her top, and allow me to dribble oil over her breasts, before rubbing it in, lovingly and sensuously.
The rest I leave to your imagination... ??
Not by me, definitely by her. Once I realised what she had in mind, I was happy to go along with it.
COMPETITION STORIES

I've entered various Lush story competitions over the years. Partly to help me remember which they were, and how well they did, I've brought them all together here.


June 2012 – VIP – A Fuck at the Opera (unplaced)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/jy1tPnxl5NwIHBqx

My first competition story. It’s okay, but I was a bit nervous about entering a comp at all, and some of it’s a bit stilted.



November 2012 – Spice it Up – I’m a Bit Tied Up This Afternoon (third)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/im-a-bit-tied-up-this-afternoon.aspx

I like the twist in this one; a bit contrived, but it still makes me smile. I still remember how amazed I was coming third in the comp. Made me feel happy for a week.



March 2013 – Humour – Pyramus And Thisbe (first)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/pyramus-and-thisbe.aspx

Still I think the only poem to win a competition not specifically for poetry. It’s clever and funny and dirty.



August 2013 – Autumn Equinox – The Offering (third)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/historical/the-offering.aspx

One of my favourites; stories with historic settings are always a challenge, and I had fun creating this



November 2013 – Put a Spin On It – Putting a Spin On It (third)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/exhibitionism/putting-a-spin-on-it.aspx

Another one where I had a lot of fun with the scenario, which is a bit over-the-top but hopefully funny and dirty enough to work.



December 2013 – Quickie Sex – Warm Rain, Hot Lust (unplaced)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/warm-rain-hot-lusts.aspx

A “flash fiction” story. The opening exchange is maybe the best bit.



January 2014 – Seduction – Satanic Seduction (unplaced)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/satanic-seduction.aspx

I really don’t know why this story didn’t do better; it’s one of my favourites. It’s funny, and has a moral too.



March 2014 – Oral Sex – For Old Times Sake (unplaced)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/for-old-times-sake.aspx

I love this little “flash fiction” story, which has a wicked twist. Unfortunately, the competition was run in association with Lelo Sex Toys and they judged the stories. This one clearly didn’t fit their template – the winning stories were all sophisticated, sensual and romantic. Mine’s crude, dirty and condones bad behaviour.



July 2014 – Toy With Me – Executive Toy (Top 10)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/office-sex/-executive-toy-.aspx

The story had to include an item available from the Lush Store. Inspired by that, I decided to have a bit of fun and included a lot of obvious product placement. Sadly, I didn’t get offered any deals from the products mentioned.



January 2015 – Some Like It Hot – Scents and Sensuality (unplaced)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/scents-and-sensuality.aspx

Some nice descriptions, but ultimately nothing much happens. A reasonable decision by the judges not to place this one in the comp.



October 2015 – LGBT – Taking Penny Home (Top 10)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/taking-penny-home.aspx

A nice little lesbian tale, with some fun anal antics. I liked the way the story developed, and was pleased when it got an “honourable mention”.



July 2016 – Sporty Sex – Mixed Doubles (Top 10)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/mixed-doubles.aspx

I got almost too carried away with the plot in this one, and maybe it takes a bit too long to get to the sex. But it’s good when you get to it.



December 2016 – Holiday Hijinks – It’s Behind you (second)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/humor/its-behind-you.aspx

A surprise return to the top three here. But the competition asked for something with a bit of humour, and that’s my specialty. The pantomime setting means Brits may enjoy it most.



March 2017 – Passion Poetry – Piccadilly Passion (Top 10)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/piccadilly-line-passion.aspx

I like this poem too. It was probably a bit frivolous for the competition, but at least got a mention as a “runner-up”. I had fun including the names of lots of real tube stations, especially Cockfosters.



July 2018 – Sizzling Summer – Morning Surf Madness (unplaced)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/morning-surf-madness.aspx

I like the story (which is one of several I wrote inspired by a holiday to South Africa) but maybe it didn’t sizzle quite enough for the competition.



April 2019 – Notorious – How to Get On in the Movies (third)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-how-to-get-on-in-the-movies-.aspx

There wasn’t actually an official third prize for this competition, but unofficially that’s where this one came. Some kind people said it was much better than the winner, but the comp wasn’t won on quality, just on how good you were at promoting it among your friends.



August 2019 – Kinky Fetish – Every Bad Girl Deserves Spanking (???)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/spanking/-every-bad-girl-deserves-spanking-.aspx

Result awaited!