Cheating and lies began
Was this all just his plan
Their lives the same and bland
She took her man, She took her man

So many years they were together
So many problems and lots of pressure
She thought they'd be together forever
Her name is Heather, Her name is Heather

He was never in their house
Was acting like a total louse
The wife wanted to know his whereabouts
She took her spouse, She took her spouse

The wife was hip to his affair
Her husband did not care
The wife was now fully aware
Too much to bare, Too much to bare

He was fucking his secretary
Would he leave her to marry
This affair was not temporary
It's not necessary, It's not necessary

The wife paid a detective to spy
On the secretary and her guy
His findings would be simplified
The wife was notified, The wife was notified

He caught them having sex
The husband was obsessed
Hotels paid with his Amex
He had no respect, He had no respect

Blow jobs in his Lexus car
Took the bitch to many bars
Fucked her under the stars
Acting very bizarre, Acting very bizarre

She found them in their bed
Secretary was giving him head
Her face shocked and turned red
She wanted him dead, She wanted him dead

She screamed and yelled that day
There was nothing more to say
Her husband cheated and strayed
He will pay, He will pay

The wife hurt and so confused
Her heart and soul totally bruised
She felt totally used
She's not amused, She's not amused

A divorce and papers were sent
Now the divorce is a major event
Now it's time for her to vent
She now is content, She now is content

She was awarded their home and money
Things got very loud and ugly
He felt like a complete dummy
This now was funny, This now was funny

Husband found out the secretary was gay
She fell in love with a girl named Kay
She met her on their holiday
He begged her to stay, He begged her to stay

She now loved pussy and not dick
She was in love with a chick
Didn't like fucking his joystick
She liked to pussy lick, She liked to pussy lick

He learned his lesson very well
His life now is complete hell
He's miserable and just yells
He feels unwell, He feels unwell

Gained lots of weight and does not date
He's now filled with lots of hate
Wishes he kept his soul mate
She moved out of state, She moved out of state

He now goes to church and prays
He will change his cheating ways
He now will obey
Living life as a divorcee, Living life as a divorcee