Not always was Gangurru as now we do behold him, but a different kind of Man, with a Teeny Tiny Dick. He was strong and he was handsome, and his pride was inordinate. Yet he mourned the size of his cock, which dangled forlorn and unloved between his thighs. He played with it sadly as he lay on an outcrop in the Middle of Australia, and he went to the Little Goddess Fqa.

Fqa was thin and lithe, with pert brown nipples and a tight wet slit, which she pleasured with a green finger lime. He went to her at six before morning-wank, saying, “Stroke my cock, and make it big like all the other Men, by five this afternoon.”

Up jumped Fqa from her seat on the sandflat and shouted, “Fuck off, Little Dick!”

He was strong and he was handsome, and though his pride was inordinate, still he mourned the small size of his cock, which dangled lonely and unsucked between his thighs. He played with it dejectedly as he sat on a rock-ledge in the Middle of Australia, and he went to the Middle Goddess Fqing.

Fqing was elegant and beautiful, with full dark breasts and a butterfly cunt, which she fucked with a murnong tuber. He went to her at eight after morning-wank, saying, “Suck my cock, and make it huge like all the other Men, so that I will be wonderfully popular and magnificently blown by five this afternoon.”

Up jumped Fqing from her burrow in the spinifex and shouted, “Fuck off, Little Dick!”

He was strong and he was handsome, and though his pride was inordinate, yet he mourned the minuscule size of his cock, which dangled unfucked and forsaken between his thighs. He played with it despondently as he stood on a sandbank in the Middle of Australia, and he went to the Big Goddess Fqong.

Fqong was large and curvy, with huge flowing tits, a fat arse and luscious meaty cunt-lips which dangled and dripped as she penetrated them with a huge desert yam. He went to her at ten before midday-wank, saying, “Fuck my cock, and make it huge and hard and throbbing like all the other Men; make me wonderfully popular and magnificently fucked by five this afternoon.”

Up jumped Fqong from her bath in the salt-pan and shouted, “Fuck yes, I will!”

So Fqong called Bimbo – Yellow-Haired Bimbo – always horny, sweaty in the sunshine, and showed her Little Dick Gangurru. Fqong said, “Bimbo! Buck up, Bimbo! Do you see this Man playing with his Teeny Tiny Dick? He wants a big hard cock, and to be wonderfully popular and magnificently fucked. Bimbo, make him so!”

Up slouched Bimbo – Yellow-Haired Bimbo – licking her lips in her burrow by the billabong, and said, “That would be my pleasure!”

This, O Beloved Wanker of mine, ends the First Part of the Tale.

So up stood Bimbo – Blond-Bush Bimbo – always horny, drooling like a wet cunt, full lips glistening, tits proud before her. She grabbed a coil of wonga wonga vine – and tied her Gangurru down. She grabbed his Teeny Tiny Dick, and she stroked. She stroked with her fingers, she stroked with her palm, she stroked with both hands up and down, she stroked till both arms ached.

But still Gangurru’s dick dangled soft and forlorn.

So she wrapped her big breasts round his unloved dick, and tit-fucked it hard and fast. She rubbed with her areolas, lodged it ‘tween her jugs, she tit-jerked his little cock hard up and down, she squeezed it till her big boobs ached.

But still Gangurru’s cock hung despondently flaccid.

So Bimbo took Gangurru’s squishy dick and began to suck it hard. She licked it with her tongue, she kissed it with her lips, she rammed it down her slut-throat deep in and out, she face-fucked it till her own jaws ached.

But still Gangurru’s member swung sad and unresponsive.

“Well fuck,” thought Bimbo. But then she said, “I know! I know what always gets dicks hard.” So she hoisted her cunt onto Gangurru’s face. She smooched his mouth with her juicy fuck-lips, she rubbed her clit across his handsome cheeks, she squelched her hot gash up and down his chin, till his features were coated with slime.

But still Gangurru’s dick was soft and sad. “Well fuck,” thought Bimbo, “what kind of Man is this? What a bummer…”

That gave her an idea. “Nothing left to lose,” she surmised to herself. “If this doesn’t work, nothing else will.” So she shifted her body just a little bit higher, turned around and spread her legs a bit wider, then lowered her arsehole right onto his face.

At last Gangurru moaned with delight. For Bimbo’s brown hole was sweaty and warm, rich and earthy, its fragrance like nothing he had tasted before. So he kissed her hot buttocks, he sniffed her fine arse-scent, he puckered his lips round her puffy little shithole, he licked and he slurped with joy.

And at last his cock began to grow!

“Oh!” exclaimed Bimbo, as she saw what was happening. So she pressed his face still deeper in her shit-crack. And he moaned even louder, as his cock grew stiffer. He tongue-fucked her brown hole, he slobbered on her haemorrhoids, he ate out the rim of her filthy fucking dirtbox, he tasted her rectum deep.

Now his cock was throbbing, bulging, twitching and jerking as he revelled in her anal filth. Pre-cum leaked from the monster head and dripped and dribbled down his thick shaft. So Bimbo leant forward, kissed his slimy glans, even as she pressed her now-gaping dirtbox onto his slobbering mouth.

And Bimbo began to suck again. And this time, Gangurru’s cock stayed hard. And Bimbo smiled – as best as she could with a cock twitching and stiffening between her red lips.

So on sucked Bimbo – Deep-Throated Bimbo – still very horny, drooling like a dingo, sucking like a limpet, quacking like a wood duck, as she swallowed his cock to the balls.

“Fuck my arse, Big Dick Gangurru!” she moaned, as throat-slime dripped and dribbled from her lips down over his growing cock.

He was strong and he was handsome, and his pride was inordinate, and he saw that his cock was now as big as all the other Men. So he ripped off the wonga wonga, flipped Bimbo onto her knees, and rammed his shaft into her upturned arse.

So fucked Gangurru – Big Dick Gangurru. He fucked her arse so it squeezed him tight, he fucked her arse so it kissed his balls, he fucked it till it gaped wide as the sky, and Bimbo screeched, “Let me ride your cock, Big Dick Gangurru!”

He was strong and he was handsome, and his pride was inordinate, and he saw that his cock was now bigger than all the other Men. So he lay on his back in the Middle of Australia, pulled Bimbo backwards on top of him, and rammed his cock upwards into her bum.

Then rode Bimbo – Gaped-Out Bimbo, hornier and hornier, grinning like a fuckslut. She pounded her arsehole down on his cock, she rammed his cockhead deep in her shit-chute, she felt her rectum open and stretch, as his cock stretched her shitbox wide.

“Now cum in my shitter, Big Dick Gangurru!” she screamed, as she rubbed her swollen clit. Bimbo’s voice was loud and strong: it echoed through the desert, it echoed past the billabongs, it echoed round the salt-pans, it echoed ‘cross the reed-beds, it echoed through the blue gums, it echoed round the spinifex: “Cum in my fucking arse!”

But Gangurru was strong and Gangurru was handsome, and his pride was inordinate, and his cock was now twice as big as all the other Men, huge and wonderfully fucked. So he flipped blond Bimbo onto her back, lifting her legs up high like a wheelbarrow, so her shithole, gaping wide as the heavens, winked and farted at the sky. And he stood above her wanking his cock.

Then came Gangurru – Huge Dick Gangurru. He squirted his cream into her gaping arse, he spurted his cum all over her cunt, he jerked his dick over her proud tits so her nipples were coated with his slime. He dribbled his jizz down onto her face, across her cheeks, along her fine nose, past her forehead into her hair, and onto her full red lips. She stuck out her tongue to catch the last few drops, and squealed with cum-tasting glee.

Then drank Bimbo – Cum-Dump Bimbo. She slurped and she sucked, and she snorted as she bucked, she grinned and she moaned, she licked as she groaned, and she swallowed all his sweet cum down.

And then burped.

And this, O Beloved Wanker of mine, ends the Second Part of the Tale. But there is more to tell – for then came Fqong from her bath in the salt-pan, and said, “It’s five o’clock.”

Tall stood Gangurru – Monster Dick Gangurru – shook off the dregs of his cum like a toilet-brush and, still admiring his newly huge stiff cock, cried out, “Fuck yes!”

Then stood Big Goddess Fqong, with huge flowing tits and great fat arse, and a desert yam still jammed up her gash. She said to Big Dick Gangurru, “Now your cock is huge and hard and throbbing, and you have been magnificently fucked by five this afternoon, as promised. What will you do with that cock now?”

“Well,” said Gangurru, “I also wanted to be wonderfully popular by five this afternoon, and I see no sign of that!” He looked around expectantly but disappointedly – for his pride was, as you know, inordinate.

“Are you so clueless, Big Dick?” chortled Fqong. “To be wonderfully popular you need to fuck around more! You have spent your life cradling your Teeny Tiny Dick on your ledge in the Middle of Woop Woop. Now you have a Big Dick, get out there and fuck with it – and I promise you, you will soon be wonderfully popular.”

“Whom or what shall I fuck?” asked Gangurru, for he was, though inordinately proud, not very clever.

“You could start with my cunt,” volunteered Bimbo as she fingered her bald pink slit. “I didn’t have much luck with that earlier on.”

“Or mine,” added Fqong, spreading her legs wide and extracting her yam, so Big Dick Gangurru could gaze into the depths of her gaping twat, framed by her lusciously dangling meaty cunt-lips.

“Or my tits,” added Fqing – elegant, beautiful and buxom – rising from her burrow in the spinifex as she ceased fucking the murnong tuber in and out of her lepidopteral gash.

“Or my tight arse,” added Fqa – thin and lithe, with pert brown nipples – rising from her seat on the sandflat as she paused diddling her clit with her finger lime.

So Gangurru found himself faced with a fourfold invitation: two cunts, a pair of tits and a very tight arse – all demanding to be fucked. “Which shall I choose?” wondered Gangurru aloud as he stroked his huge cock, for he was, though inordinately proud, not very clever.

“What about all of us at once?” suggested Bimbo.

“Goodness, what an excellent idea,” said Big Dick Gangurru. “I’d never have thought of that!” And the other four rolled their eyes.

And so fucked Gangurru – Big Dick Gangurru – and Bimbo, and Fqong, and Fqing, and Fqa. They fucked in the desert, they fucked by the billabongs, they fucked in the salt-pans, they fucked in the reed-beds, they fucked round the blue gums, they fucked through the spinifex, they fucked beyond the black stump, all the way to Woop Woop – until they all came again and again.

And by evening-wanktime, they were all well and truly fucked out of their minds.

And so Big Dick Gangurru retired to his rock-ledge to nurse his sated, but still Very Big Dick. And Fqa and Fqing, Fqong and Bimbo retired to their burrows back of Bourke to slurp the cum off each other’s tits and cunts. And Gangurru rested soundly, inordinately proud of course, and secure in the knowledge that he had been well and truly fucked, and that he was, to boot, now very popular indeed.

This, O Beloved Wanker of mine, ends the Third and Last Part of this Tale. Now you too, depending upon your nature, may go and play with your cock – like Gangurru; or your cunt – like Bimbo. Or even better, find a Bimbo, or a Goddess or three, or a Big-Dicked Gangurru of your own; and root them hard until you are all well-fucked and dripping with cum. And may it be that your cock, or your cunt, or your tits, or your arse will make you inordinately proud – even if you are not very clever – and will render you forever popular and always wonderfully fucked.

And tomorrow, Beloved Wanker, I will tell you another Tale, called The Second Sing-Song of Big Dick Gangurru, or, How Bimbo Acquired a Very Large Clit. It is exceedingly good, says Mr Kipling. Like cake. Figure that one out.

THE END