“‘One Tit Out’? Whassat about, Jack?”

“It’s a forum for posting photos.” Fapfap…

Sigh… “But she’s got both tits out!”

“Yes, but you can only see one of them…” Fapfap…

“Well, if you’re gonna call it that, then she should only ‘ave one out – and the other should be in.”

“Meaning?”

“Well, covered, like, under clothing. That’s what makes it sexy, don’t ya fink?”

“What, like this other girl here?” Fapfapfap…

“Or maybe like mine right ‘ere that I’m jigglin’ under yer fuckin’ nose, dickhead! Suck it?!”

“Oh… er… all right… hang on just a minute…” Fapfapfapfap…

Sigh…