Dictionary definitions are subjective – don’t you think?

I pondered over a picture of the two of us fucking and shared it with her. Between us, we discovered new definitions.

Wrongness 1: Thighs spread wide, heels clasped tightly together, digging at the small of his back; pounding thrusts causing a wet patch to die for. 

Wrongness 2: Bottom pressed firmly into the sheets, hands and arms fixed, eyes rolling; that rocking motion causing her to feel pleasure bite along her tight channel.

Her husband would have been appalled at our definitions, but my wife would have killed me.