Gail was the first granny I ever fucked. If you’re single in your forties you expect that to happen at some point. But I was twenty-seven. I’d been in Dallas for less than a week the first time I saw Gail. It was my first day at a new job. I’d spent...
I doubt any single women under 40 read erotica online today. Amazon has cornered the market on limitless reading at a low price. And people who are just looking to connect with others are more likely to use a dating app or Reddit. But that wasn’t the ca...
Deanna wasn’t a likable person. She wasn’t outgoing or friendly. When she spoke, it was almost always a complaint or catty remark. She was superficial and crass But she was also attractive. She wasn’t a model, but pretty enough to get by with a bad attit...
When I'm traveling alone I talk to women at the airport. You can't do that if you're afraid of failure. It’s a low yield proposition. Maybe five percent of the time it goes somewhere. And even then it’s rarely sex. But sometimes it does. Occasionally...
I had never even seen a picture of Alex before I got on a plane to meet her. We had emailed and chatted, mostly about writing and sex. Every now and then the conversations would get flirty, but they never turned into anything promising. Believe it or not...
I used to get laid from writing erotica. It probably seems impossible to believe now. But this was the early 2000s. There were no smartphones or dating apps. Personals sites existed, but mostly they were filled with people who were lonely and curious but...
I've always fantasized about it, Neena wrote. Meeting a man in a bar. Going back to my place. And discovering that he's wearing panties. It’s so taboo. We were texting one another. A few days earlier, she'd responded to a simple ad that I'd placed onli...
My cell phone vibrated. “U free?” No emoticons were in the text message. She was horny. We met on a summer’s morning, a few years back, while we were waiting for the bus on our way to work; she smiled at me and asked if the bus was ever on time. I laughed...
I should be ashamed. But I’m not. It’s been six months since it happened; and up until now, I’ve kept my mouth shut. Now, I’ve chosen to be bold. Why? Well, it’s my resolution for 2015: to hell with what people think. I resolved to chase my worries with a...
I was both excited and nervous when I found out I was going to see my friends again. We all went to different colleges, and rarely got the see each other. Dalton had called me earlier that week and told me that Adam and Mary were going clubbing with him o...
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE The weather was flat calm and damn hot, the scenery, rolling, wild and as ruggedly beautiful as only the North West of Scotland can be in late summer. It was my first proper holiday in years. I had not long returned home from a taxing...
SAVAGE LESSON It is one of the unalterable facts of life that women are mysterious. There is no point in trying to rationalise, trying to account for or predict every facet of their behaviour because whatever you think you know is liable to flip over on y...
The year was 2006 and I had just recently graduated high school and moved into my first apartment with my girlfriend at the time (also bisexual) and two other roommates. Our first night in the apartment we happened to be attending a local music show. We d...
