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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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Meggsy
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Light the wick and stand back. Goes off with a bang.
vjlegbabe
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I bite and don't let go!
NOLAHotGal
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WARNING: A short time with me could become habit forming or addictive.
Unknown User
Quote by Sol_Invictus
Cranky when not properly caffeinated.


Similar but worse:

Cries when not properly rested.
Guest
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Bites when hungry.
Guest
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Quote by stormdog100


Hey, Colo - I recognize you from you avatar! Didn't I sit behind you at an Eagles concert at old Mile High Stadium a few years back?


HA.... now, I would have love to seen the Eagles at Mile High.... but NOPE... did not! So sad about Glenn Frye!!
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Handle With Care Easily Broken
FilthyBeautiful
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Don't Insult My Intelligence. I will forget you easily.
Guest
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Warning: Naked Girl ;)
kali556
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warning: time expired
what's up sunshine
Guest
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Warning very addictive
GoodGirl25
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Warning: shyest, awkward and the most boring girl you'll ever meet, you have been warned!!!
NOLAHotGal
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Caution; Could become habit forming.
simar
The Engineer
Warning: boring
Unknown User
I have a dirty mouth and even dirtier mind
Simplicity
Just me
Approach with caution.
Click below to see
simar
The Engineer
Warning: Nerd Zone
SeaSiren
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Warning: I'm the motherfucking princess
ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
NOLAHotGal
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WARNING: I could become habit forming!!!

Brandie
jollylolly
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Warning: I might peel the safety warning labels off of appliances and stick them on your face.

Also: make me feel like I'm merely optional to you and I will cut you (be pretty upset).
BradCarpenter
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Warning: Tongue has been known to turn women into quivering masses of ecstasy.
Unknown User
Warning: may bite unexpectedly!
Valken
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Warning: Will bite. Repeatedly.
ToshLoveCC
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WARNING: Rage goes from 0 to 100 real quick.


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If you hear the sound of the Zipper . Stand back an eruption is taking place