Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Is the fear of long words
Jaguars can hunt and catch prey underwater.
Rose Hulman (engineering college) has no sorority residences because Terre Haute, Indiana, charges homes with multiple women a brothel tax.
in case of emergency, a crayon will burn for 30 minutes.
Vegetarian lions are victimized by the rest of the group.
Algebra actually makes no sense, it was just Math Teachers having a laugh.
Spiders can sing but don't.
The Moon is not made of cheese, it's made of instant potato.
The word GOD does not appear in The Bible.
New Jersey is in fact no newer than any other part of the United States Of America.
In America, 437 people are really called Harley Davidson.
James Patrick Parrish, (the person who designed EMOTICONS,) is the richest man in the world.
Women only do sex so you buy them shoes.
Your cat doesn't give A FUCK about you.
Waterfalls are rivers showing off.
Earthquakes are when the EARTH farts.
Fish all know each other.
Gay men are better looking than straight men because women are nicer and more forgiving.
There are no HERMITS in the ANT world.
There ARE penguins at THE NORTH POLE but they are incredibly shy.
Linguine is not a sexual practice.
Dogs laugh when you have to pick up their poops.
Morgan Freeman is white but has an incredible make-up team.
In the 1979 movie "Zara Falls Apart" the waitress in the diner is played by a young Michele Bachmann.
xx SF
The longest word that can be written using only the top row of letters on your keyboard is "typewriter." This was a little more satisfyingly ironic when people actually used typewriters.
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
The recipe to the sensitivity of the clitoris is its 8,000 nerve fibers, which is twice as many as contained in the penis. As such, it is this area that most helps a woman reach orgasm.
today is both the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll be.
Ithyphallophobia is the fear of erections.
The testicles on an octopus are located in its head.
Wouldn't post, oral sex was illegal in canada until 1969
strengths is the longest one syllable word
A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.
The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.
Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift away from each other.
The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime.
A baby is born on its predicted due date just 4% of the time.
The rock at the summit of Mount Everest is marine limestone and would have been deposited on the seafloor around 450 million years ago.
A cat's tail contains nearly 10% of all the bones in its body.
The "No Animals Were Harmed" moniker on movies only applies while film is actually recording.