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Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Taylor Swift wants to trademark the phrase "Nice to meet you, where you been?"

I want to trademark the phrase "You have got to be fucking kidding me."
Unknown User
Oh Keira, I'm almost afraid to ask.............. what about the tooth fairy?
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
The electronic game Simon, where players repeat the sequence of lit-up colored panels, debuted at Studio 54.
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This is a REAL fact... (I only found out THIS today!!!)

IRELAND was the first country AFTER WWII to market the Volkswagen 'Beetle'...

(That REALLY IS TRUE!!!)

It was in 1947.

xx SF
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
about 8,000 Americans are injured by musical instruments each year - my guess is a large number of them are by accordian.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
LOL @ Sprite.

I am going to do this one again, but only because I just tried it again and failed miserably as it's impossible and I know Sprite will try again as will you all as you will want to be the only person who can.

It is impossible to lick your own elbow.
The Duchess of Tart

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jollyjack
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My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Half of all women who die from homicide are killed by their current or former husbands or partners.
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On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.
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Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

angieseroticpen
Story Verifier
Nowhere in the Humpty Dumpty Nursery Rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg.
“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
angieseroticpen
Story Verifier
Semen can cure depression.


Apparently semen contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, and induce sleep, It also contains cortisol, which is known to increase feelings of affection in the brain.
“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
BradCarpenter
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Quote by angieseroticpen
Semen can cure depression.


Apparently semen contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, and induce sleep, It also contains cortisol, which is known to increase feelings of affection in the brain.


Donating it works wonders, also.
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Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.
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Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder gap at the rear of the barrel.

LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
Krakatoa is really WEST of Java - but "East of Java" sounded more exotic for the film title.
Dancewithme
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Momotombo, Chimborazo, Popocatepetl, and iztaccihuatl are all volcanoes in Latin America, and the latter two are supposed to have had a romance!
Melissa999
Υπηρέτης της Αφροδίτης
Peacock Butterflies hide in hollow tree trunks until the spring.
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Daddy Longlegs are not spiders (though they are arachnids). And no, what you read on the Internet is not true, they are not the most venomous spider in the world (they are not venomous at all).
LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
Adding vodka and water to flour to make pie crust makes a flakier crust than water alone.
ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
Quote by kiera
LOL @ Sprite.

I am going to do this one again, but only because I just tried it again and failed miserably as it's impossible and I know Sprite will try again as will you all as you will want to be the only person who can.

It is impossible to lick your own elbow.


True! The people trying to lick their elbow don't bother me as much as those trying to kiss ass.
ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
Quote by Smoocher


Wouldn't that kinda / sorta depend on who the ass belongs to... and literally or figuretively ...??


Very true. Ass kissers in the bedroom are not bad. It's the business ones that are obnoxious. I should have clarified. So to stay on thread, I'll say it is impossible to kiss your OWN ass.
SensualSharon
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All dwarves are midgets, but not all midgets are dwarves.
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in the movie 'The Island' .. Scarlett Johannson was insisting on going topless.. but Michael Bay refused...

as if anyone would be watching him anyway????
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
orgasms can clear your sinuses temporarily.

Say. Her. Name.
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
A row of corn always has an even number.