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3 Things About Yourself

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1. I own a small editing business.
2. I am a stage manager and master carpenter for a community theatre group.
3. I am a licensed private pilot.
1. I owned a small farm
2. I have been a volunteer Fireman and EMT
3. Soon to be a 1st time Grandpa.
1. I have a degree (Masters) in geology
2. I own a jewelry store
3. I have a GIA certificate in diamonds and colored stones
1. I read German fluently (a little rusty when it comes to speaking it)
2. I help out at a local genealogy center 3 times a week <family history is amazing > mostly help with indexing draft cards from 1860 to 1944 & translating German family records of local citizens when they come in
3. I collect any books or magazines about the Kennedy family
1. I was once seriously involved with a fashion model
2. I have zero understanding of people's desire to be deliberately rude
3. I am not even remotely afraid of Sprite
1. I once gatecrashed a mafia wedding.
2. I've appeared on a well known British quiz show.
3. I've visited 49 of the 50 US states.
1. I highly dislike Ford Mustangs.
2. I've drilled small anal plugs into my wall to hang purses from.
3. I own way too many serial killer letters.
I've worked as a consultant in about 17 countries during my career.

I've never had a broken bone.

I was held hostage briefly in Africa 15 years ago.
I love flowers
I enjoy reading to watching television
I have never touched a shark
I have been in jail 3 times.

I can play the Theremin (and own one).

I once directed an off-Broadway play in NYC (between 100-499 seats) (I directed a handful of off-off Broadway plays there too, under 100 seats).
I own a bar made of monogamy that was in a hotel lounge that was torn down in 1925.

I am a close friend to a musician that is in two Hall of Fames.

! have several "well known" writers that frequent my book and coffee shop.
My father was murdered when I was five years old.

I've never smoked or taken any 'illicit' drugs, but plan to try edibles when they becomes legal in Canada later this year.
(You think my stories are fucked up now... just wait!)

I was once employed as a property loss, then work-related injury investigator, kinda sorta like a private eye.
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I have been in jail 3 times.

I can play the Theremin (and own one).

I once directed an off-Broadway play in NYC (between 100-499 seats) (I directed a handful of off-off Broadway plays there too, under 100 seats).


You’re supposed to learn your lesson the first time you know.
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
I have hitch-hiked through almost every state including Alaska

I sang backup for Kenny Rogers for six months when I was very young

I was the youngest Director Of Operations for a Multi-Million dollar Computer Manufacturing Company that was ranked in the Top 10 after I took over

Remember to check out a few of my stories. You can find them here.

https://www.lushstories.com/profile/Jimwillhavefun/stories


For those who like a change and prefer something a little more PG, check out my stories on Storiespace.
https://www.storiesspace.com/profile/Jimwillhavefun/stories

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You’re supposed to learn your lesson the first time you know.


I was young and stupid.
1. New Job
2. New Residence
3. New Perspective about Lush
1. I am not friendly
2. I am mean
3. I am short-tempered
1. Pregnant
2. Hungry
3. Hungry
1. Educated
2. Well mannered
3. Kind
1. I say whoops when I've made an error or dropped something.
2. In my teenage years I use to be part of a very popular LA punk band.
3. I carry an air horn.
1. I often think about quitting my job and just wandering the planet
2. I have scraps of paper every where with bits of stories and poems written on them
3. I constantly find myself in unusual situations and wonder how the fuck I got there.
1. i love going to the beach, sunny, cold, windy, doesnt bother me i love the beach anytime
2. i make an awesome kung po chicken and noodles from scratch
3. Even as a guy i really can fill out a sexy bodycon dress with my figure
1. I want to pierce Kiera's clitoral hood for her....
2. I am now a resident of the left coast of the United States.
3. I get to work in a building that is located in a very historical setting.
1. I'm somewhat reckless
2. I tell at least one person to fuck off every day. It's a contract I have with myself. Goals.
3. My ass is cuter than kiera's but not as sexy hot as Sprite's
I am hungover
My hair looks a mess
and my mouth tastes like...

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

1. I am still laying in bed.
2. I’m tired of all the rain.
3. I am thinking about blueberry pancakes for breakfast.
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1. I'm somewhat reckless
2. I tell at least one person to fuck off every day. It's a contract I have with myself. Goals.
3. My ass is cuter than kiera's but not as sexy hot as Sprite's


lol

1. I love Pandora charm bracelets, I'd do anything to get one.
2. I discovered Buz buys Pandora charm bracelets for women he sleeps with.
3. I guess I'll be scratching Welshman off my list.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
1. Two weeks today I will be back in the cottage in Devon coarse fishing for 6 days.
2. I will be unemployed at the end of November
3. I am looking forward to having all my meals round at Kiera's, very kind of her to offer, from 1st December (except pizza's)