You can have the last word.
We both know I'm patient enough to wait until I get the last laugh.
Big-haired Bitch
"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion
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The Rage Cage
Unicorn Wrangler
Did you really think you had any so-called leverage on me by using a name I haven't used in years? How the fuck you tracked me down is beyond me... but do the world a favor and piss off! If you're looking for someone in that piece of shit family... there are plenty of others still using that last name you can contact. And claiming that you'll release "documents" if I don't call you back is so weak. Really... you're flattering yourself if you think I'm that stupid. If you were for real on any level, you would have left the name of a legitimate business using a phone number that we could have verified (which we tried, you slimeball), and you would have left your name. Either your a complete moron, or you've dealt with some really stupid people. Not that matters... I deleted your so-called threatening message and went on with my life.
Big-haired Bitch
One day. One fucking day besides the weekend where I don't have to do shit.
Don't call me in on that one day to handle some shit that you're adequately trained to do yourself. You're allegedly competent. Fucking act like it.
Shit.
Don't call me in on that one day to handle some shit that you're adequately trained to do yourself. You're allegedly competent. Fucking act like it.
Shit.
"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion
I am not against WELFARE! ... but I WISH tv reporters and journos and polies.. AND recipients ... would not refer to it as 'entitlement(s)'... u get entitlements from service or paying taxes.. like a pension and such like.. THOSE r 'entitlements' ...
welfare is for the needy ... those who need help... and it isn't a 'hand out'! .. that infuriates me as well ... shows pig ignorance when people say that .. it was never meant to be that .. it was designed to help people out in times of need... SHORT TERM!..
so it's a 'hand up' not a 'hand out' ... and it is soooooo NOT a career path !!!!!!!!!!!!
If we all go back to what it is meant to be.. and talk about what it is meant to be.. we might reverse the imagined 'thing' it has become .. 'entitlement' ... grrrrrr!
welfare is for the needy ... those who need help... and it isn't a 'hand out'! .. that infuriates me as well ... shows pig ignorance when people say that .. it was never meant to be that .. it was designed to help people out in times of need... SHORT TERM!..
so it's a 'hand up' not a 'hand out' ... and it is soooooo NOT a career path !!!!!!!!!!!!
If we all go back to what it is meant to be.. and talk about what it is meant to be.. we might reverse the imagined 'thing' it has become .. 'entitlement' ... grrrrrr!
Nerdzilla
You think you're so fucking cute and you always have a little fucking asshole comment for everything. You have no fucking respect for anyone and your head is so far up your own ass, I fail to see why anyone could find you charming for more than twenty seconds of conversation. I respect smartasses, but you're not one. You're just a fucking bully who probably got pulled off his mommy's titty too early. Shut your fucking face unless you have something decent to say.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
EDIT: That was me in self-pity mode. I am back on the horse again. I have promises to keep. And miles to go before I sleep.
Internet Philosopher
I wish I could spend six months getting paid to sit on my ass from a bullshit workman comp claim. All these fuckers think their fooling me, but all their claims signed off by the same doctor is a dead giveaway.
Wait or review time, Motherfuckers
Wait or review time, Motherfuckers
The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe
Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart
Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2
Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.
The Linebacker
Calling AT&T about a phone or U-verse problem is a fucking nightmare. First there is their antiquated automated voice system that is horrible to navigate. Then service reps barely speak English. The process takes hours just for any minor issue. They always say you can contact them through their internet... Well NOT when their internet is down! Then the morons repeat everything in triplicate.
AT&T SUCKS!
AT&T SUCKS!
Short Arse Brit
I have never known a cat shit so much..is that even normal??
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Southern Charmer
You are such a foolish man. It makes me sad and it makes me angry that you just don't see it. I don't know what else to do.
I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.
If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2
Just me
I get internet service from you (Verizon), you never secure the line, others are using the data plan. I have asked you several times to come and check the line, you refuse to do it, for 2 months you say I am using 40 gig or more a month downloading videos. I tell you I have not, you swear the shit has come from my computer. You won't get off your ass and send someone out here. I have your service cut off, Now you want to charge me over $700.00 or your cutting my phone off. You dumb F***ers. The only problem is if I let you cut my phone off it will cost me more to get another phone. Yall suck! and you know you have me by the ass .
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Her Royal Spriteness
it's been said before, but cancer sucks.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Active Ink Slinger
Mysteria27,cause she won't stop shaking that ass.
Unicorn Wrangler
If you were as great a teacher as you claimed to be, you wouldn't have quit the chicken-shit way you did. You abandoned your students, shirked your duties, and had the never to lie about why you left. Sorry you didn't get the schedule you wanted... NOT! Had you bothered to come last year like you had promised, you might have gotten what you wanted this year, but instead you took a year off. You bragged about telling the principal you only wanted to teach reading, and that was what you had. Then I learn you wanted something else. Bitch please! We tried to help your worthless, weak ass, but in the end, my initial vibe on you was right... dammit.
Prolific Writer
My heat is not working. GRRRRR.
The blower fan is not turning on.
I'm a bit cold but it's not that cold right now.
Tonight however, will be in the 30's
Our guy can't come until tomorrow.
Hope it's fixable....and not too expensive.
My drier is also making noises. FUCKING HELL!
XO
The blower fan is not turning on.
I'm a bit cold but it's not that cold right now.
Tonight however, will be in the 30's
Our guy can't come until tomorrow.
Hope it's fixable....and not too expensive.
My drier is also making noises. FUCKING HELL!
XO
Prolific Writer
It's pretty damn cold in my house. I'm fucking freezing. Our heating guy said he'll be here between 9:00-12:00. I hope the earlier time. I'm so cold.
Gee I hope I don't get sick. I'm wearing lots of layers, my uggs and my coat. It's 59 in my house. But, I'm a very cold and anemic person.
Send me a few good thoughts..
Xo
Gee I hope I don't get sick. I'm wearing lots of layers, my uggs and my coat. It's 59 in my house. But, I'm a very cold and anemic person.
Send me a few good thoughts..
Xo
Quote by Mysteria27
It's pretty damn cold in my house. I'm fucking freezing. Our heating guy said he'll be here between 9:00-12:00. I hope the earlier time. I'm so cold.
Gee I hope I don't get sick. I'm wearing lots of layers, my uggs and my coat. It's 59 in my house. But, I'm a very cold and anemic person.
Send me a few good thoughts..
Xo
I LOVE Americans...
*LIGHT A FUCKING FIRE!!!*
(YEARS AGO when I was a student, I was at this party where the people who lived there were ACTUALLY burning their furniture to keep warm!!! After an argument about the viability of chopping up and burning the kitchen table, one of the guys had the bright idea to RIP UP THE FLOORBOARDS and burn THEM!!! AND THEY DID!!! Quote: "Don't burn the bits we'll need to walk on, Michael...")
xx SF
@Lady Mysteria.
"You know on your AVATAR the panties keep changing? Well, are they REAL? I mean, do they have knickers like that in the USA? Ones that change like that? Because we DON'T have those in IRELAND but then we are generally some months behind... They are REALLY COOL if they are real. I'm QUITE serious."
xx SF
"You know on your AVATAR the panties keep changing? Well, are they REAL? I mean, do they have knickers like that in the USA? Ones that change like that? Because we DON'T have those in IRELAND but then we are generally some months behind... They are REALLY COOL if they are real. I'm QUITE serious."
xx SF
Prolific Writer
FUCK!
We need a new furnace. This is not what we needed right now.
Crying.
xo
We need a new furnace. This is not what we needed right now.
Crying.
xo
Prolific Writer
Quote by stephanie
I LOVE Americans...
*LIGHT A FUCKING FIRE!!!*
(YEARS AGO when I was a student, I was at this party where the people who lived there were ACTUALLY burning their furniture to keep warm!!! After an argument about the viability of chopping up and burning the kitchen table, one of the guys had the bright idea to RIP UP THE FLOORBOARDS and burn THEM!!! AND THEY DID!!! Quote: "Don't burn the bits we'll need to walk on, Michael...")
xx SF
You can only light a fire if you have a fireplace.
xo
Convict
Quote by stephanie
I LOVE Americans...
*LIGHT A FUCKING FIRE!!!*
xx SF
Dude, I know you know HRH is gonna burn you for this little escapade through the rage cage. Had to be said. Now I'm going before she spots me too. Ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnn
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by stephanie
Not, not?
Who's there?
You're in the wrong fucking joke, Dude.
xx SF
please go back to page one and look at the first post, you know, the one with the rules in, then... FUCKING READ THEM AND FOLLOW THEM. thanks.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by trinket
Dude, I know you know HRH is gonna burn you for this little escapade through the rage cage. Had to be said. Now I'm going before she spots me too. Ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnn
as for you, you'll get yours too.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
please go back to page one and look at the first post, you know, the one with the rules in, then... FUCKING READ THEM AND FOLLOW THEM. thanks.
ON A DAY LIKE FUCKING TODAY YOU WANT TO DO THIS? IF YOU WANT TO DELETE MY POSTS JUST FUCKING DO!!!
AMAZING how you POLICE ME AND LET CREEPS DO WHAT THEY FUCKING LIKE?
sf