My name is Annie Harrison, but my friends call me Naughty Annie. I would love to be a Lush Attention Whore, but I don't think I ever will be I love sex. I love having sex, writing about sex, reading about sex, and thinking about sex. I love sex with men and with women. I have had a lot of sexual partners. I have given an awful lot of blowjobs. I love it when men ejaculate on my breasts. I love to masturbate, using fingers or a vibrator, or both. I often masturbate at work, and in quiet corners of parks. I love exhibitionism and voyeurism. I love doing all these things in the open air. I’m getting into anal play, especially with anal beads and a small butt plug. I have a bit of a fetish about pissing and pee play. I’m not really into BDSM, or labelling myself as a sub or a dom. I don’t like people who bug me, or want me to call them “sir” or “master”. I don't like "friend requests" from people who don't have a proper avatar, just a red & white silhouette.I don’t give out my phone number or do skype. I don’t like people who talk to me in text speak. But I do love my clitoris.
Fish and chips, from a little place in Whitby (Yorkshire), where the fish is fresh from the quayside. Melts in the mouth. But if we're talking chains, Five Guys is pretty good, as long as you're feeling hungry.
I'll bring cheese and a vibrator. And some cheese in the shape of a vibrator.
Q. What do you use when you really need a piss and there's no toilet nearby?A. Five pounds and a kebab.
Q. What was the last thing you put in your vagina?A. The number 11 bus.
What is your favourite sexually transmitted disease?
Write any word that begins with "x" and ends with "q".
Pass or pass?
18 Hang on a mo, you've already posted once, as number 14. Or did you forget???So everyone after you moves down one. Which makes me 31. Possibly.I need another drink. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">
My Top3 Mysteria, Layla June & Naughtyannie Thank you for your support and vote of confidence. I think this is my first mention on this thread. It means a lot :) xxx
Q: Who was elected CEO of Google Inc in October 2015?A: Chicken Teriyaki
It was Friday afternoon, and neither Sarah nor I had any scheduled lessons. We were supposed to spend the time doing “private study” in the library, which could range from catching up on homework, revising for exams, or pretending to read the newspapers while texting our friends under the table. But once you were in the sixth form, you were supposed to be mature enough to manage your own time...
Added 15 Jul 2011 | Category Lesbian
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It was well after midnight, and I was in bed with the lights out when I heard the click of the door latch, followed by some muffled rustling and whispers. “Are you sure it’s okay, Amy?” said a male voice. “What if we wake her?” Then there was another rustle and a squeak and a giggle from my room-mate. “Look, why don’t we just go back to my room?” said the male voice again. “Don’t worry;...
Added 16 Apr 2016 | Category Flash Erotica
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“You mean you actually let him fuck you? Properly? All the way? Put his dick right inside you?” Janet nodded. “Well, we were on the sofa, and I’d taken my shirt and bra off so he could play with my boobs,” she went on. I nodded. This was what I did with my boyfriend too. Most of our friends agreed that taking your bra off and letting your guy play with your bare tits was okay. If I knew...
Added 03 Apr 2016 | Category First Time
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To be honest, I was feeling pretty fed up that Wednesday afternoon. I had twisted my ankle the day before, and although it wasn’t that serious, it meant that I wasn’t able to go on the usual cross-country run with the rest of the sixth form. I liked cross-country. Although I wasn’t much of a long-distance runner, the chance to get off the school premises for an afternoon made it good for a...
Added 23 Nov 2011 | Category Voyeur
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“So do you really think they’ll be back again this week?” asked Mick, as he clambered over a dusty pile of carpet that lay in the middle of the store-room floor. “If Mr Nettleship discovers that I didn’t have a dental appointment this afternoon, I’ll be in detention for a week.” “Don’t worry” I said. “The way they were at each other last week, they’ll be here, I’m sure of it”. But secretly...
Added 24 Dec 2011 | Category Straight Sex
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This story is affectionately dedicated to NudeClaire, whose own story "Claire's Nude Hotel Exhibition" inspired it. I was slightly tipsy as I stepped out of the lift on the tenth floor. The official Conference Dinner had dragged on as long as I’d feared, and only copious quantities of alcohol had made the endless parade of speeches endurable. There are only so many times you need to be...
Added 11 Dec 2015 | Category Exhibitionism
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I’d known Penny for several years, ever since she came to London from her native Australia and we met through a mutual friend. I’d always kind of fancied her, but as far as I’d been able to tell she wasn’t into girls, at least not in that sort of way. I’d dropped occasional hints, of course, but she’d never risen to the bait. But then one evening, that all changed. To cut a long story...
Added 23 Oct 2015 | Category Lesbian
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Added 19 Aug 2013 | Category Historical
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“Come on, Annie, surely “Fifty Shades of Grey” isn’t as bad as that,” said Alan. “But it is!” I argued, getting on my high horse as usual. “It’s just so badly written – I mean, she just has no idea how to construct a story, or describe things interestingly, or make believable characters. It’s just a masturbatory fantasy!” “Well, yes, but then that’s the point of it, isn’t it?” suggested...
Added 04 Nov 2012 | Category BDSM
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It was getting late, and Penny was looking forward to opening the bottle of white wine that had been chilling in her fridge for the last couple of hours. She had just finished signing off the last paper in her Ministerial red box, when to her annoyance her laptop inbox ‘pinged’ at her. She was even more annoyed when she saw that the message was from her soon-to-be-ex-husband. The...
Added 01 Nov 2013 | Category Exhibitionism
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