About naughtyannie


My name is Annie Harrison, but my friends call me Naughty Annie.

I love sex.

I love having sex, writing about sex, reading about sex, and thinking about sex.

I love sex with men and with women.

I have had a lot of sexual partners.

I have given an awful lot of blowjobs.

I love it when men ejaculate on my breasts.

I love to masturbate, using fingers or a vibrator, or both.

I often masturbate at work, and in quiet corners of parks.

I love exhibitionism and voyeurism.

I love doing all these things in the open air.

I’m getting into anal play, especially with anal beads and a small butt plug.

I have a bit of a fetish about pissing and pee play.

I’m not really into BDSM, or labelling myself as a sub or a dom.

I don’t like people who bug me, or want me to call them “sir” or “master”.

I don't like "friend requests" from people who don't have a proper avatar, just a red & white silhouette.

I don’t give out my phone number or do skype.

I don’t like people who talk in text speak ("Hi how R U" = ignored).

But I do love my clitoris.

And most years I enter the Lush Attention Whore competition. Every time I come so close...
2012 ... Third
2013 ... Third
2014 ... [No comp]
2015 ... Third
2016 ... Second
2017 ... [No comp]
2018 ... ?????

I've also published a short Kindle ebook. Three NEW stories, only £1.99. It's filthy, fun and cheap. What are you waiting for? See over there on my profile page for a link to it on Amazon.

Annie Harrison
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London, Greater London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
19 Sep 2018 04:14
I love words, and trying to put them in the right order to say something special. I now have quite a lot of stories here on Lush, ranging from straightforward stories of straight and lesbian sex, through some more kinky tales of exhibitionism and fetishism, to a couple of silly poems. If one of my stories makes you come, then I know I have succeeded! And if you read and enjoy one, then do please post a comments - I like to hear what you think.
Favorite Books:
“Cold Comfort Farm” by Stella Gibbons – my English teacher gave me this to read at school & it’s hilarious; “Hawksmoor” by Peter Ackroyd – creepy! “Riddley Walker” by Russell Hoban – just awesome; “The Scarlet Petal and the White” by Michel Faber – except the annoying ending! And two non-fiction books - “Bad Science” by Ben Goldacre and “Flat Earth News” by Nick Davies – both teach you not to believe everything you read in the papers.
Favorite Authors:
This could go on for ever. But (for starters) how about Jane Austen, Bronte sisters, Charles Dickens…quite a lot of the serious lit mob… And Shakespeare of course! For fun, Jasper fforde is a hoot. And - to pick one pretty much at random - Evelyn Waugh – love “Decline & Fall”.
Favorite Movies:
Lots of the recent movies I’ve enjoyed have been “kids’ movies” seen with my family! Pixar films like “Up” and “Toy Story 3” make me cry! I must be a romantic at heart, ‘cos I like old films like “Casablanca” too. Grew up with all the Harry Potter films as they came out.
Favourite TV Shows:
Silly British comedy like "Toast of London", "House of Fools", "Miranda". Also "Sherlock" and "Fargo". I used to like "The Walking Dead", but I think it's lost the plot a bit recently.
Favorite Music:
Not that interested in most commercial “pop” music – much more turned on by “classical”, especially big romantic emotional stuff – Mahler is currently a real favourite. Just starting to try opera since I came to London, though too busy to go much these days.


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Sep 2018 00:01

Hey, Rump, my friends and I would like one of your afternoon tea specials. You know, the one with the "extra utensils". https://upload.lushstories.com/927599671-3what11.jpg

Topic: If you got £1/$1 every time you masturbated, what could you buy?
Posted: 15 Sep 2018 21:16


Topic: "Continue reading" and "Read again" [RESOLVED]
Posted: 14 Sep 2018 21:29

Ah, thank you, that makes sense. As long as I know it's just something that I need to do each time - I.e. remember to go to the previous story and change the link - then I can do that easily enough.

I've always been reluctant to do this sort of thing in case the mods get grumpy at the extra work for a minor change, but I won't feel bad about it now. 😉

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Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
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Sticking out her tongue

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 14 Sep 2018 13:58

Let’s hear it for poetry!

There are currently badges for Famous and Legendary Stories, for 30,000 and 100,000 views. These days, it’s quite hard to get 30,000 hits, let alone 100,000, and only the best writers (or those whose stories have been around for years) can aspire to get the latter.

But poems just don’t get the same sort of readership, despite there being some very good ones out there. The most-read love poem has 100,000 views, but that’s a freakish (and suspicious) outlier.

Wouldn’t it be a great idea to have equivalent badges for Famous and Legendary Poems, setting the bar appropriately lower than for prose? I’d suggest something like 5,000 views for Famous Poem and 10,000 for Legendary.

What do people think?

Bumping this. 'Cos I still think it's a good idea.

Topic: "Continue reading" and "Read again" [RESOLVED]
Posted: 14 Sep 2018 13:52

Yes, I think that's the idea, and it's neat. It's just got the text the wrong way round.

Topic: Fuck or Pass???
Posted: 14 Sep 2018 13:36

Yes please to a fuck ;)

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My Sex-Packed Holiday (Incest Version) - Chapter 8 - Taking it Up the Arse

Back from our visit to the cider farm, I left my mum and dad to look after our purchases, and went back towards my room. I was feeling a bit sticky between the legs after my impromptu fuck, and felt the need to wipe myself down a bit, especially the trails of pussy juice down my thighs. But I didn’t actually make it, since as I was turning the corner I bumped into Abi coming out of her room....

Added 14 Sep 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,500 | 3 Comments

My Sex-Packed Holiday (Incest Version) - Chapter 7 - A Cider and a Fuck

Not surprisingly, my dreams that night were filled with disturbing fantasies of sex with my brother and Abi, not to mention Sally, both my parents, and several of the hotel staff. I woke up with a start to find the top sheet on the floor and me sprawled naked on top of the bed with my legs apart, showing off everything I’d got. I put my hand between my legs and slipped a couple of fingers...

Added 12 Sep 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,222 | 4 Comments

My Sex-Packed Holiday (Incest Version) - Chapter 6 – Masturbating With My Brother

Not surprisingly, Sally’s mum wanted to clean herself up before going to have some lunch and find her daughter, so I went back to my own room for another shower as well. While there, I pushed a couple of fingers up into my pussy, and wondered how on earth I’d managed to get my whole hand up inside Abi’s - not just five fingers, but right up to the wrist. I certainly couldn’t do it with mine;...

Added 17 Aug 2013 | Category Incest | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,353 | 7 Comments

A Pizza the Action

The Domino’s delivery lad pulled his cock out of my mouth and pointed it at my face. I closed my eyes just in time as he ejaculated, spraying rope after rope of thick creamy spunk all over me. At the same time, the Pizza Express guy yelled out, gave his thick cock one last thrust deep into me, and shot his massive load into my wet cunt. I sighed as he pulled out and a ribbon of semen...

Added 29 Aug 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 33 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,661 | 37 Comments

My Sex-Packed Holiday (Incest Version) - Chapter 5 - Filthy Fun With Abi

The next morning, after breakfast, I was sitting by the pool reading a book. Matt had stayed all night with Sally in her room and only crept back to get some clean clothes before breakfast. He looked a bit tired, but happy, and so did Sally when I saw her at breakfast. Lucky them: I’d just had myself to play with. After a while, I heard a car pull into the car park and saw Abi getting out....

Added 25 Aug 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 6,262 | 19 Comments

My Sex-Packed Holiday (Incest Version) - Chapter 4 - We Make a Porno

The afternoon’s sex with Sally had left me still aroused and excited, and I was looking forward to a little play with myself before dinner, but unfortunately when I got back to the room Matt was already back from his walk, so I decided I’d better leave that until afterwards That evening, when we went down to dinner, we saw Sally sitting by herself in the lounge with an orange juice. ...

Added 03 Aug 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,736 | 13 Comments

The Trouble With Erections

Gavin hated having to stand on a crowded tube in the rush hour, and this one was particularly jam-packed. To make matters worse, he’d had a seat at one point, but had gallantly surrendered it to an extremely pregnant woman who’d got on at Chancery Lane. Since then, the train had got increasingly crammed, until he was now crushed into a corner with his crotch pressed awkwardly against...

Added 28 Jul 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 59 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 5,089 | 46 Comments

Diana and Me

Introduction In summer 2012, the UK National Gallery staged an exhibition entitled “Metamorphosis: Titian 2012”, which set three paintings by Titian against modern responses to them by three artists: Chris Ofili, Conrad Shawcross, and Mark Wallinger. Inspired by Titian’s painting “Diana and Actaeon”, Mark Wallinger devised an installation consisting of a modern bathroom with a live...

Added 19 Aug 2012 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 50 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 5,632 | 30 Comments

Morning Surf Madness

I stirred and opened my eyes, nudged into wakefulness by the light of the dawning sun sneaking in through the curtains. The night had been warm and humid, and I’d slept nude under a single sheet. Now I wriggled happily in the bed for a few minutes, blissfully enjoying the knowledge that I was on holiday, and there was absolutely no need to get up if I didn’t want to. It wasn’t even five...

Added 02 Jul 2018 | Category Lesbian | Votes 52 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,662 | 33 Comments

Broken Sonnets for a Departed Lover - III

My phone mocks me; shiny screen blank, Exuding smug silence. I deleted your number In a rare moment of honest frank Acceptance; an attempt to disencumber   My life of your memory. Fuck you; And fuck your pathetic need To call me every day, as if you knew I’d one day wait like this, forced to concede   That I can’t forget you. Can’t force You out of my mind. Remembering the ring ...

Added 22 Aug 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 423 | 7 Comments

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Giselle. A conquered wife. Chapter III

CHAPTER III – Mobu’s Big Black Cock On Friday evening, Mobu arrived as agreed at Becca’s house. During the previous week he had thought a lot about how he would court and seduce Giselle. He thought about what Becca had told him about her friend’s marriage in crisis, and wondered how Giselle put up with her miserable husband Francesco, who was not able to give her the sexual satisfaction a...

Added 11 Jul 2017 | Category Interracial | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,701 | 5 Comments

Giselle, a conquered wife. Chapter II

The story so far: Giselle’s Italian husband, Francisco, is useless in bed, and can no longer satisfy her sexually. Her friend Becca, suggests she gets an African lover. ***** Giselle laughed with delight at her friend’s suggestion. “Ah Becca, please don’t make fun of me,” she said. “Tell me honestly; is the myth about African men really true? I mean, do they really have such huge penises,...

Added 14 May 2017 | Category Interracial | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.44 | Views 10,751 | 7 Comments

Giselle, a conquered wife. Chapter I

CHAPTER I Their friends all thought Giselle and her husband Francesco were a slightly ill-matched couple. For a start, she was a youthful 33 years old, while he was 48 and looked it. She was everything that a red-blooded Italian man would look for in a wife: 5’7” tall, an angelic face with a cascade of blond hair, 130 pounds in weight, with gorgeous bouncing 34D breasts and firm...

Added 19 Apr 2017 | Category Interracial | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.21 | Views 15,698 | 7 Comments

It Takes Two

“That should do it,” I thought, pausing to read through the particularly vile message I was about to send to my fuck buddy, telling her exactly what I planned to do to her the next time we RV’d. I knew she’d be shocked, possibly even angry for a day or two. The thought of Claire being angry made me smile; she was a great fuck when she was passionate. I sent my ‘suggestion’. The suggestion...

Added 01 Apr 2017 | Category Cuckold | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 13,000 | 13 Comments

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Long time no see babes hope all is good your end?
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I always have to laugh when a doctor ask's if I'm on contraception or if I think I might be pregnant!!!!!! Enjoy your day. Amy X
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Hooray, Annie, Thanks for being a friend.

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Have a great weekend. Amy X
17 Aug 2018 00:33
Hope your ready for the weekend.
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Happy Friday XX
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Enjoy your Wednesday evening.. XX
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Have a fantabulous weekend. Cara X
03 Aug 2018 23:13
Sleep well. Good night. X
02 Aug 2018 13:31
Strappy sandals with is outfit... Too Matchy-Matchy?
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