About naughtyannie


My name is Annie Harrison, but my friends call me Naughty Annie.

I love sex.

I love having sex, writing about sex, reading about sex, and thinking about sex.

I love sex with men and with women.

I have had a lot of sexual partners.

I have given an awful lot of blowjobs.

I love it when men ejaculate on my breasts.

I love to masturbate, using fingers or a vibrator, or both.

I often masturbate at work, and in quiet corners of parks.

I love exhibitionism and voyeurism.

I love doing all these things in the open air.

I’m getting into anal play, especially with anal beads and a small butt plug.

I have a bit of a fetish about pissing and pee play.

I’m not really into BDSM, or labelling myself as a sub or a dom.

I don’t like people who bug me, or want me to call them “sir” or “master”.

I don't like "friend requests" from people who don't have a proper avatar, just a red & white silhouette.

I don’t give out my phone number or do skype.

I don’t like people who talk in text speak ("Hi how R U" = ignored).

But I do love my clitoris.

And most years I enter the Lush Attention Whore competition. Every time I come so close...
2012 ... Third
2013 ... Third
2014 ... [No comp]
2015 ... Third
2016 ... Second
2017 ... [No comp]
2018 ... ?????

I've also published a short Kindle ebook. Three NEW stories, only £1.99. It's filthy, fun and cheap. What are you waiting for? See over there on my profile page for a link to it on Amazon.

Annie Harrison
Relationship Status:
London, Greater London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
18 Jul 2018 15:43
I love words, and trying to put them in the right order to say something special. I now have quite a lot of stories here on Lush, ranging from straightforward stories of straight and lesbian sex, through some more kinky tales of exhibitionism and fetishism, to a couple of silly poems. If one of my stories makes you come, then I know I have succeeded! And if you read and enjoy one, then do please post a comments - I like to hear what you think.
Favorite Books:
“Cold Comfort Farm” by Stella Gibbons – my English teacher gave me this to read at school & it’s hilarious; “Hawksmoor” by Peter Ackroyd – creepy! “Riddley Walker” by Russell Hoban – just awesome; “The Scarlet Petal and the White” by Michel Faber – except the annoying ending! And two non-fiction books - “Bad Science” by Ben Goldacre and “Flat Earth News” by Nick Davies – both teach you not to believe everything you read in the papers.
Favorite Authors:
This could go on for ever. But (for starters) how about Jane Austen, Bronte sisters, Charles Dickens…quite a lot of the serious lit mob… And Shakespeare of course! For fun, Jasper fforde is a hoot. And - to pick one pretty much at random - Evelyn Waugh – love “Decline & Fall”.
Favorite Movies:
Lots of the recent movies I’ve enjoyed have been “kids’ movies” seen with my family! Pixar films like “Up” and “Toy Story 3” make me cry! I must be a romantic at heart, ‘cos I like old films like “Casablanca” too. Grew up with all the Harry Potter films as they came out.
Favourite TV Shows:
Silly British comedy like "Toast of London", "House of Fools", "Miranda". Also "Sherlock" and "Fargo". I used to like "The Walking Dead", but I think it's lost the plot a bit recently.
Favorite Music:
Not that interested in most commercial “pop” music – much more turned on by “classical”, especially big romantic emotional stuff – Mahler is currently a real favourite. Just starting to try opera since I came to London, though too busy to go much these days.


Date Joined:
08 Jun 2011
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Topic: Whats your favourite position for being eaten out?
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 21:07

On my back in the long grass, skirt pulled up, knickers discarded, legs wide apart.

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 20:59

Good girls don't get laid.

Topic: We've published 50,000+ stories and poems!
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 14:41

I thought it would be cool to show the top twenty contributors to that number of stories and poems. Sorry it came out wonky. <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

Rank           Username                     No. of stories                     No. of views

1                 Adagio                               879                                  1,684,023
2                Mysteria27                          810                                  9,664,147
3                Green_Man                        495                                   2,682,408
4                kornslayer1                         433                                  5,460,108
5                elliotlacey31                        391                                     343,266
6                Master_Jonathon                378                                   5,206,108
7                Darkside                              229                                   2,246,908  
8                Bunny12                              223                                   1,631,909
9                edlangston                           219                                 12,097,132
10              angieseeroticpen                 215                                    3,892,691
11              CommunicationDirectr         215                                    2,876,271
12              Nordic_Pixie                        200                                        244,853
13              Banes1                                186                                    2,456,081
14              davedax97                           184                                    1,195,372
15              Tuppie                                  183                                    1,388,524
16               Peter242                              170                                    4,324,113
17               Poppet                                 162                                    3,628,818
18               RejectReality                       160                                     1,843,878
19               DanielleX                             157                                     3,627,749
20               sprite                                    151                                     1,775,534

Is it possible to do one of these by number of views? It looks as if the order would be quite different. Edlangston's 12 million is simply awesome.

Topic: Editor Available
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 10:14

could some help here. I want to offer my services to proof read but don't see how to do that can you help me please.

I could offer some help proof-reading your own post.

#HappyToHelp <img src="/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">

Topic: We've published 50,000+ stories and poems!
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 10:09

I'm proud to have made my own contribution to this number, in the seven years I've been here. Thank you to everyone who's made that possible.

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 16 Jul 2018 22:25

Let’s hear it for poetry!

There are currently badges for Famous and Legendary Stories, for 30,000 and 100,000 views. These days, it’s quite hard to get 30,000 hits, let alone 100,000, and only the best writers (or those whose stories have been around for years) can aspire to get the latter.

But poems just don’t get the same sort of readership, despite there being some very good ones out there. The most-read love poem has 100,000 views, but that’s a freakish (and suspicious) outlier.

Wouldn’t it be a great idea to have equivalent badges for Famous and Legendary Poems, setting the bar appropriately lower than for prose? I’d suggest something like 5,000 views for Famous Poem and 10,000 for Legendary.

What do people think?

Bumping this up for serious consideration. Now that you've all stopped talking about Buz's butthole. 😂😂😂

Topic: Let's have some fun. The person above you, are they naughty or nice?
Posted: 16 Jul 2018 22:20


Weasels are all naughty. I've read "The Wind in the Willows". I know this stuff.

Topic: LOOK QUICK! How Many of Your Friends Are Currently Online
Posted: 16 Jul 2018 22:18

13 - eek

Topic: Would You Strip Search the Member Above you?
Posted: 16 Jul 2018 21:44

Ooo yes, it's the full body search for her. 😊

Twice lol.

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Stories Published By naughtyannie All Stories »

My Sex-Packed Holiday (Incest Version) - Chapter 1 - Watching My Brother

The summer before I started at university, I went on a last summer seaside holiday with my mum, dad, and brother. We went to a lovely village on the North Devon coast where we’d been a few times before, but since it was probably going to be our last proper “family holiday”, we up-graded ourselves and booked into a rather swish hotel right on the cliffs, with its own private steps...

Added 08 Jul 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 34 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,634 | 20 Comments

My Sex-Packed Holiday (Incest Version) - Chapter 2 - Masturbation With My Brother

I hurried up to the room that I was sharing with Matt and went straight into the en-suite bathroom, latching the door behind me. I looked at myself in the mirror. My body was still flushed and glowing, and I was a bit embarrassed to see how hard my nipples still were, poking out inside my bikini top. I slipped my top off, baring my breasts, then pulled down my bikini panties so I was...

Added 16 Feb 2015 | Category Incest | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,471 | 4 Comments

Morning Surf Madness

I stirred and opened my eyes, nudged into wakefulness by the light of the dawning sun sneaking in through the curtains. The night had been warm and humid, and I’d slept nude under a single sheet. Now I wriggled happily in the bed for a few minutes, blissfully enjoying the knowledge that I was on holiday, and there was absolutely no need to get up if I didn’t want to. It wasn’t even five...

Added 02 Jul 2018 | Category Lesbian

Diana and Me

Introduction In summer 2012, the UK National Gallery staged an exhibition entitled “Metamorphosis: Titian 2012”, which set three paintings by Titian against modern responses to them by three artists: Chris Ofili, Conrad Shawcross, and Mark Wallinger. Inspired by Titian’s painting “Diana and Actaeon”, Mark Wallinger devised an installation consisting of a modern bathroom with a live...

Added 19 Aug 2012 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 50 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 5,198 | 30 Comments

Girls on the Nudist Beach

“I just hope we don’t see anyone we know,” says Kate as we settle down on the train at Victoria. “Don’t worry,” replies Jess, “They’ll all be stuck indoors, wishing they were out here with us.” It’s a Thursday, and by rights we should all be studying like the good girls we aren’t; Kate at her History lectures; Jess at a Geography seminar; Lizzie swotting for a Chemistry practical; and...

Added 02 Jul 2011 | Category Lesbian | Votes 60 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 43,791 | 24 Comments

Exposing Myself

This is a true account of a recent experience of mine that I wanted to share with you all, especially as it was inspired by my experiences here on Lush.     Recently I’ve become quite excited at the thought of exposing myself in public. Chats with some of you and hearing about your experiences, and writing stories which include elements of public nudity and exhibitionism, have got me...

Added 21 Sep 2011 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 261 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 128,346 | 121 Comments

The Fun of Being Naked Outdoors

From the age of about sixteen, I began to discover how much I enjoyed not having any clothes on; and not just in a sexless, healthy, naturist sort of way, I’m ashamed to admit. It began by just sleeping in the nude. Once I’d shut my door and turned on my bedside light, instead of hopping straight into bed in my pyjamas, I’d pull my pyjama top over my head and kick off my bottoms. Sometimes...

Added 05 Feb 2014 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 73 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 72,645 | 35 Comments

Schoolgirl Dares with Sarah

It was Friday afternoon, and neither Sarah nor I had any scheduled lessons. We were supposed to spend the time doing “private study” in the library, which could range from catching up on homework, revising for exams, or pretending to read the newspapers while texting our friends under the table. But once you were in the sixth form, you were supposed to be mature enough to manage your own...

Added 15 Jul 2011 | Category Teen | Votes 242 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 107,781 | 110 Comments

Losing My Virginity

“You mean you actually let him fuck you? Properly? All the way? Put his dick right inside you?” Janet nodded. “Well, we were on the sofa, and I’d taken my shirt and bra off so he could play with my boobs,” she went on. I nodded. This was what I did with my boyfriend too. Most of our friends agreed that taking your bra off and letting your guy play with your bare tits was okay. If I knew...

Added 03 Apr 2016 | Category First Time | Votes 75 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 33,327 | 45 Comments

Recommended Read Alfresco Orgy

The summer after my seventeenth birthday, my parents let me go away on a week’s camping holiday with three friends: Mandy, Sam and Chris. We’d all been friends since primary school, and though we’d gone off to different secondary schools we’d still kept in touch. Mandy’s parents had an old VW Campervan (how cool is that?) and they agreed to drive us all up to the Lake District for a week....

Added 02 Jun 2014 | Category Group Sex | Votes 68 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 29,584 | 32 Comments

Stories Coauthored By naughtyannie

Giselle. A conquered wife. Chapter III

CHAPTER III – Mobu’s Big Black Cock On Friday evening, Mobu arrived as agreed at Becca’s house. During the previous week he had thought a lot about how he would court and seduce Giselle. He thought about what Becca had told him about her friend’s marriage in crisis, and wondered how Giselle put up with her miserable husband Francesco, who was not able to give her the sexual satisfaction a...

Added 11 Jul 2017 | Category Interracial | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,281 | 5 Comments

Giselle, a conquered wife. Chapter II

The story so far: Giselle’s Italian husband, Francisco, is useless in bed, and can no longer satisfy her sexually. Her friend Becca, suggests she gets an African lover. ***** Giselle laughed with delight at her friend’s suggestion. “Ah Becca, please don’t make fun of me,” she said. “Tell me honestly; is the myth about African men really true? I mean, do they really have such huge penises,...

Added 14 May 2017 | Category Interracial | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.44 | Views 10,401 | 6 Comments

Giselle, a conquered wife. Chapter I

CHAPTER I Their friends all thought Giselle and her husband Francesco were a slightly ill-matched couple. For a start, she was a youthful 33 years old, while he was 48 and looked it. She was everything that a red-blooded Italian man would look for in a wife: 5’7” tall, an angelic face with a cascade of blond hair, 130 pounds in weight, with gorgeous bouncing 34D breasts and firm...

Added 19 Apr 2017 | Category Interracial | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.21 | Views 15,150 | 6 Comments

It Takes Two

“That should do it,” I thought, pausing to read through the particularly vile message I was about to send to my fuck buddy, telling her exactly what I planned to do to her the next time we RV’d. I knew she’d be shocked, possibly even angry for a day or two. The thought of Claire being angry made me smile; she was a great fuck when she was passionate. I sent my ‘suggestion’. The suggestion...

Added 01 Apr 2017 | Category Cuckold | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,637 | 12 Comments

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Thanks for accepting my friend request....
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Just in case you forget I am 997 ... a lot in front of me .. but one day .. I will get to the front of the queue and you will be so glad when I do .. thank you Annie .. it will be a pleasure to be in you. Really looking forward to it .. really I am .. stay safe sweetheart .. at least until it is my turn .. kisses. D
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Welcome back! We have truly missed you and your lovely bum.
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God your Girls and semen are hot! Thanks for the add!
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07 Apr 2018 05:46

Thanks for adding me hope to chat soon.
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23 Mar 2018 13:19

Hope you're having a brilliant birthday, Annie. You're the greatest.
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14 Feb 2018 12:35

Some nice boobies for you to enjoy!
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26 Jan 2018 06:31

Out sunbathing, what a lovely view!
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