About naughtyannie

My name is Annie Harrison, but my friends call me Naughty Annie.

I would love to be a Lush Attention Whore, but I don't think I ever will be :(

I love sex.

I love having sex, writing about sex, reading about sex, and thinking about sex.

I love sex with men and with women.

I have had a lot of sexual partners.

I have given an awful lot of blowjobs.

I love it when men ejaculate on my breasts.

I love to masturbate, using fingers or a vibrator, or both.

I often masturbate at work, and in quiet corners of parks.

I love exhibitionism and voyeurism.

I love doing all these things in the open air.

I’m getting into anal play, especially with anal beads and a small butt plug.

I have a bit of a fetish about pissing and pee play.

I’m not really into BDSM, or labelling myself as a sub or a dom.

I don’t like people who bug me, or want me to call them “sir” or “master”.

I don't like "friend requests" from people who don't have a proper avatar, just a red & white silhouette.

I don’t give out my phone number or do skype.

I don’t like people who talk to me in text speak.

But I do love my clitoris.

Annie Harrison
Relationship Status:
London, Greater London, United Kingdom
I love words, and trying to put them in the right order to say something special. I now have quite a lot of stories here on Lush, ranging from straightforward stories of straight and lesbian sex, through some more kinky tales of exhibitionism and fetishism, to a couple of silly poems. If one of my stories makes you come, then I know I have succeeded! And if you read and enjoy one, then do please post a comments - I like to hear what you think.
Favorite Books:
“Cold Comfort Farm” by Stella Gibbons – my English teacher gave me this to read at school & it’s hilarious; “Hawksmoor” by Peter Ackroyd – creepy! “Riddley Walker” by Russell Hoban – just awesome; “The Scarlet Petal and the White” by Michel Faber – except the annoying ending! And two non-fiction books - “Bad Science” by Ben Goldacre and “Flat Earth News” by Nick Davies – both teach you not to believe everything you read in the papers.
Favorite Authors:
This could go on for ever. But (for starters) how about Jane Austen, Bronte sisters, Charles Dickens…quite a lot of the serious lit mob… And Shakespeare of course! For fun, Jasper fforde is a hoot. And - to pick one pretty much at random - Evelyn Waugh – love “Decline & Fall”.
Favorite Movies:
Lots of the recent movies I’ve enjoyed have been “kids’ movies” seen with my family! Pixar films like “Up” and “Toy Story 3” make me cry! I must be a romantic at heart, ‘cos I like old films like “Casablanca” too. Grew up with all the Harry Potter films as they came out.
Favourite TV Shows:
Silly British comedy like "Toast of London", "House of Fools", "Miranda". "Sherlock" (partly 'cos I've the hots for BC). "The Walking Dead".
Favorite Music:
Not that interested in most commercial “pop” music – much more turned on by “classical”, especially big romantic emotional stuff – Mahler is currently a real favourite. Just starting to try opera since I came to London, though too busy to go much these days.
Date Joined:
08 Jun 2011
Last Visit:
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Topic: Do You Have A Favorite Fast Food Restaurant?
Posted: 24 May 2016 22:32

Fish and chips, from a little place in Whitby (Yorkshire), where the fish is fresh from the quayside. Melts in the mouth.

But if we're talking chains, Five Guys is pretty good, as long as you're feeling hungry.

Topic: What's this all about...
Posted: 22 May 2016 04:58

I'll bring cheese and a vibrator. And some cheese in the shape of a vibrator.

Topic: Here's the answer what's the question?
Posted: 20 May 2016 22:00

Q. What do you use when you really need a piss and there's no toilet nearby?

A. Five pounds and a kebab.

Topic: Here's the answer what's the question?
Posted: 19 May 2016 21:07

Q. What was the last thing you put in your vagina?

A. The number 11 bus.

Topic: Bad forum topic ideas
Posted: 17 May 2016 11:29

What is your favourite sexually transmitted disease?

Topic: Bad forum topic ideas
Posted: 17 May 2016 11:28

Write any word that begins with "x" and ends with "q".

Topic: Bad forum topic ideas
Posted: 16 May 2016 21:19

Pass or pass?

Topic: How many active member from uk ?
Posted: 16 May 2016 14:38


Hang on a mo, you've already posted once, as number 14. Or did you forget???

So everyone after you moves down one. Which makes me 31. Possibly.

I need another drink. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

Topic: Who is YOUR favorite author on Lush?
Posted: 16 May 2016 14:30

My Top3

Mysteria, Layla June & Naughtyannie

Thank you for your support and vote of confidence.

I think this is my first mention on this thread. It means a lot :) xxx

Topic: Here's the answer what's the question?
Posted: 14 May 2016 10:41

Q: Who was elected CEO of Google Inc in October 2015?

A: Chicken Teriyaki

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Stories Published By naughtyannie
Schoolgirl Dares with Sarah

It was Friday afternoon, and neither Sarah nor I had any scheduled lessons. We were supposed to spend the time doing “private study” in the library, which could range from catching up on homework, revising for exams, or pretending to read the newspapers while texting our friends under the table. But once you were in the sixth form, you were supposed to be mature enough to manage your own time...

Added 15 Jul 2011 | Category Lesbian | Votes 212 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 84,145 | 86 Comments

Midnight Voyeur

It was well after midnight, and I was in bed with the lights out when I heard the click of the door latch, followed by some muffled rustling and whispers. “Are you sure it’s okay, Amy?” said a male voice. “What if we wake her?” Then there was another rustle and a squeak and a giggle from my room-mate. “Look, why don’t we just go back to my room?” said the male voice again. “Don’t worry;...

Added 16 Apr 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 50 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,911 | 40 Comments

Losing My Virginity

“You mean you actually let him fuck you? Properly? All the way? Put his dick right inside you?” Janet nodded. “Well, we were on the sofa, and I’d taken my shirt and bra off so he could play with my boobs,” she went on. I nodded. This was what I did with my boyfriend too. Most of our friends agreed that taking your bra off and letting your guy play with your bare tits was okay. If I knew...

Added 03 Apr 2016 | Category First Time | Votes 61 | Avg Score 5 | Views 17,334 | 40 Comments

Annie and the School-teachers

To be honest, I was feeling pretty fed up that Wednesday afternoon. I had twisted my ankle the day before, and although it wasn’t that serious, it meant that I wasn’t able to go on the usual cross-country run with the rest of the sixth form. I liked cross-country. Although I wasn’t much of a long-distance runner, the chance to get off the school premises for an afternoon made it good for a...

Added 23 Nov 2011 | Category Voyeur | Votes 90 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 23,012 | 45 Comments

Annie and the School-teachers Part 2

“So do you really think they’ll be back again this week?” asked Mick, as he clambered over a dusty pile of carpet that lay in the middle of the store-room floor. “If Mr Nettleship discovers that I didn’t have a dental appointment this afternoon, I’ll be in detention for a week.” “Don’t worry” I said. “The way they were at each other last week, they’ll be here, I’m sure of it”. But secretly...

Added 24 Dec 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 10,732 | 11 Comments

Recommended Read Naked in a Hotel Corridor

This story is affectionately dedicated to NudeClaire, whose own story "Claire's Nude Hotel Exhibition" inspired it. I was slightly tipsy as I stepped out of the lift on the tenth floor. The official Conference Dinner had dragged on as long as I’d feared, and only copious quantities of alcohol had made the endless parade of speeches endurable. There are only so many times you need to be...

Added 11 Dec 2015 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 66 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 12,561 | 44 Comments

Recommended Read Taking Penny Home

I’d known Penny for several years, ever since she came to London from her native Australia and we met through a mutual friend. I’d always kind of fancied her, but as far as I’d been able to tell she wasn’t into girls, at least not in that sort of way. I’d dropped occasional hints, of course, but she’d never risen to the bait. But then one evening, that all changed. To cut a long story...

Added 23 Oct 2015 | Category Lesbian | Votes 71 | Avg Score 5 | Views 18,645 | 46 Comments

Editor's Pick The Offering

A gentle mist lay in the valley as the sun rose between the hills that looked down over the village. As it crept steadily higher on that September morning, its rays struck the Big Stone that stood upright at the woodland edge of the Top Field, making it seem to glow as it absorbed the new day’s light. Down in the village, the same first light awakened Alice as she lay dreaming. Usually,...

Added 19 Aug 2013 | Category Historical | Votes 79 | Avg Score 4.66 | Views 34,153 | 30 Comments

Editor's Pick I'm a Bit Tied Up this Afternoon

“Come on, Annie, surely “Fifty Shades of Grey” isn’t as bad as that,” said Alan. “But it is!” I argued, getting on my high horse as usual. “It’s just so badly written – I mean, she just has no idea how to construct a story, or describe things interestingly, or make believable characters. It’s just a masturbatory fantasy!” “Well, yes, but then that’s the point of it, isn’t it?” suggested...

Added 04 Nov 2012 | Category BDSM | Votes 64 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 28,356 | 24 Comments

Editor's Pick Putting a Spin On It

It was getting late, and Penny was looking forward to opening the bottle of white wine that had been chilling in her fridge for the last couple of hours. She had just finished signing off the last paper in her Ministerial red box, when to her annoyance her laptop inbox ‘pinged’ at her. She was even more annoyed when she saw that the message was from her soon-to-be-ex-husband. The...

Added 01 Nov 2013 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 67 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 22,334 | 39 Comments

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Posted: 24 May 2016 20:07
I wanna slap that ass ;-)

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Posted: 05 May 2016 21:38
Showing off on the way to the Cinco de Mayo party! It's gonna be a fun night!

Posted: 01 May 2016 01:21
Loved your girls of May! Not to mention your hotel hallway stories!

Posted: 30 Apr 2016 11:11
Saturday morning lie in...

Looks pretty relaxing to me

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Posted: 27 Apr 2016 00:04
Thanks for accepting me too! As summer approaches, time for some outdoors activities?

Posted: 25 Apr 2016 04:04
Thank you for accepting my friends request. You are a real sweetheart.

Tommy Tudor
Posted: 16 Apr 2016 08:57
Have a very exciting weekend....

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Posted: 06 Apr 2016 16:07
Thanks for the add

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Posted: 23 Mar 2016 18:23
I hope you have a fantastic Birthday Annie. You are awesome!

Posted: 23 Mar 2016 16:28
Happy Birthday

Posted: 23 Mar 2016 09:23
Happy Birthday Annie
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