About naughtyannie


My name is Annie Harrison, but my friends call me Naughty Annie.

I love sex.

I love having sex, writing about sex, reading about sex, and thinking about sex.

I love sex with men and with women.

I have had a lot of sexual partners.

I have given an awful lot of blowjobs.

I love it when men ejaculate on my breasts.

I love to masturbate, using fingers or a vibrator, or both.

I often masturbate at work, and in quiet corners of parks.

I love exhibitionism and voyeurism.

I love doing all these things in the open air.

I’m getting into anal play, especially with anal beads and a small butt plug.

I have a bit of a fetish about pissing and pee play.

I’m not really into BDSM, or labelling myself as a sub or a dom.

I don’t like people who bug me, or want me to call them “sir” or “master”.

I don't like "friend requests" from people who don't have a proper avatar, just a red & white silhouette.

I don’t give out my phone number or do skype.

I don’t like people who talk in text speak ("Hi how R U" = ignored).

But I do love my clitoris.

And most years I enter the Lush Attention Whore competition. Every time I come so close...
2012 ... Third
2013 ... Third
2014 ... [No comp]
2015 ... Third
2016 ... Second
2017 ... [No comp]
2018 ... ?????

I've also published a short Kindle ebook. Three NEW stories, only £1.99. It's filthy, fun and cheap. What are you waiting for? See over there on my profile page for a link to it on Amazon.

Annie Harrison
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London, Greater London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
17 Nov 2018 06:42
I love words, and trying to put them in the right order to say something special. I now have quite a lot of stories here on Lush, ranging from straightforward stories of straight and lesbian sex, through some more kinky tales of exhibitionism and fetishism, to a couple of silly poems. If one of my stories makes you come, then I know I have succeeded! And if you read and enjoy one, then do please post a comments - I like to hear what you think.
Favorite Books:
“Cold Comfort Farm” by Stella Gibbons – my English teacher gave me this to read at school & it’s hilarious; “Hawksmoor” by Peter Ackroyd – creepy! “Riddley Walker” by Russell Hoban – just awesome; “The Scarlet Petal and the White” by Michel Faber – except the annoying ending! And two non-fiction books - “Bad Science” by Ben Goldacre and “Flat Earth News” by Nick Davies – both teach you not to believe everything you read in the papers.
Favorite Authors:
This could go on for ever. But (for starters) how about Jane Austen, Bronte sisters, Charles Dickens…quite a lot of the serious lit mob… And Shakespeare of course! For fun, Jasper fforde is a hoot. And - to pick one pretty much at random - Evelyn Waugh – love “Decline & Fall”.
Favorite Movies:
Lots of the recent movies I’ve enjoyed have been “kids’ movies” seen with my family! Pixar films like “Up” and “Toy Story 3” make me cry! I must be a romantic at heart, ‘cos I like old films like “Casablanca” too. Grew up with all the Harry Potter films as they came out.
Favourite TV Shows:
Silly British comedy like "Toast of London", "House of Fools", "Miranda". Also "Sherlock" and "Fargo". I used to like "The Walking Dead", but I think it's lost the plot a bit recently.
Favorite Music:
Not that interested in most commercial “pop” music – much more turned on by “classical”, especially big romantic emotional stuff – Mahler is currently a real favourite. Just starting to try opera since I came to London, though too busy to go much these days.


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Topic: My Next Story
Posted: 16 Nov 2018 14:37

I’ve got a few new stories written and ready to submit to Lush. But just for fun I decided to allow you, my loyal Lush readers, to decide which you'd like to see first?

So please vote for whichever story tickles your fancy most. To help you decide, here are some very brief notes about each of them.

1. Knickers Off! – a naughty little exhibitionist story set in a Cape Town shopping mall – part of my new South Africa-inspired series.

2. Kevin’s Wife is Still a Dirty Slut – a sequel to “Kevin’s Wife is a Dirty Slut”, a story about a husband who discovers the delights of watching his wife having sex with other men. The original story is here:


3. First Time in a Dress – a sequel to “Making the Right Move” and “Moving Bisexually” – this one taking the adventurous theme of this series even further, into the realms of cross-dressing in a kinky club. The original stories are here:



4. Fionella Grows Up – a stand-alone story about an online influencer and vlogger who decides to branch out in an exciting new direction.

Whichever story has the most votes after 2 weeks, will be submitted.

If it's a tie, I'll decide.

Please take part - it'll only take a second to vote! And I promise, I will act upon your decision. <img src="/images/emoticons/laughing7.gif" alt="laughing6">

Annie xxx

Topic: Women vs. Men
Posted: 14 Nov 2018 21:40


Topic: Women vs. Men
Posted: 13 Nov 2018 10:25


Topic: Do you ever crave the need to taste cum?
Posted: 10 Nov 2018 14:37

I'm craving it right now.

Topic: Would you have a threesome? or an orgy?
Posted: 10 Nov 2018 00:24

Threesomes are certainly a lot of fun. I've not had many, but always enjoyed them.

Topic: Women vs. Men
Posted: 10 Nov 2018 00:16


Topic: Naughty @ Work?
Posted: 07 Nov 2018 14:12

I've certainly taken myself off to the Ladies' toilets for a quick afternoon rub once or twice*

* a week

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 07 Nov 2018 14:04

Hi everyone, I'll have a pint of cider, please. I feel like something fruity.

Have you seen Martin McDonagh's other films? I actually think Seven Psychopaths might be my favorite.

Never mind his films, has anyone seen his stage plays?

I've just been to see the world premiere of his latest, "A Very Very Very Dark Matter". Some of the critics hated it, but I thought it was wonderful - definitely not one to take your grandparents to, though, unless they like plays with lots of swearing, violence, and bad taste jokes about pretty much everything.

"The Lieutenant of Inishmore" is good too, about a psychopath who was chucked out of the IRA for being too violent.

Topic: Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted: 07 Nov 2018 13:49

Kiss above.

Below will have to wait...

Topic: NaughtyAnnie's South African Adventures
Posted: 07 Nov 2018 13:42

The third of my stories based on my South African holiday is now online. It's called "Cocktail Pool Orgy", which pretty much tells you what to expect.


It's a bit more of a straightforward romp than the previous two, with a wild mix of straight and lesbian sex.

The place where I stayed on holiday did have a cocktail pool, and we swam in it most days, though nothing quite as outrageously dirty happened. I'm sorry to say.

Thanks to all of those who've already read, scored and commented on it.

Except maybe the person who gave it a score of 3. <img src="/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby">

I hope everyone else enjoys it.

Bye for now!

Annie xxx

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Cocktail Pool Orgy

On Saturday morning, Janet announced that she’d invited her sister, Rosemary, and Rosemary’s boyfriend over for an alfresco lunch. We went to the market in the morning and bought fresh bread, cheese and cold meats, as well as a plentiful supply of local wine; very cheap and very good, as I’d already discovered. The local beer was mostly gassy and expensive, but the wine was better even than...

Added 02 Nov 2018 | Category Outdoor | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.77 | Views 6,480 | 17 Comments

Premier Classe - Premier Fuck

I opened my eyes, stretched, and looked at my phone. I’d only dozed off in my compartment for half an hour or so, but even during that short time, the landscape had changed completely. I’d closed my eyes on endless rows of ramshackle, corrugated-iron-roofed, single-story shanties on the outskirts of Johannesburg, and opened them to equally wide vistas of flat uncultivated scrubland. There...

Added 03 Oct 2018 | Category Taboo | Votes 44 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 10,269 | 34 Comments

Morning Surf Madness

I stirred and opened my eyes, nudged into wakefulness by the light of the dawning sun sneaking in through the curtains. The night had been warm and humid, and I’d slept nude under a single sheet. Now I wriggled happily in the bed for a few minutes, blissfully enjoying the knowledge that I was on holiday, and there was absolutely no need to get up if I didn’t want to. It wasn’t even five...

Added 02 Jul 2018 | Category Lesbian | Votes 56 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,656 | 37 Comments

Editor's Pick I'm a Bit Tied Up this Afternoon

“Come on, Annie, surely “Fifty Shades of Grey” isn’t as bad as that,” said Alan. “But it is!” I argued, getting on my high horse as usual. “It’s just so badly written – I mean, she just has no idea how to construct a story, or describe things interestingly, or make believable characters. It’s just a masturbatory fantasy!” “Well, yes, but then that’s the point of it, isn’t it?” suggested...

Added 04 Nov 2012 | Category BDSM | Votes 69 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 38,058 | 31 Comments

A Pizza the Action

The Domino’s delivery lad pulled his cock out of my mouth and pointed it at my face. I closed my eyes just in time as he ejaculated, spraying rope after rope of thick creamy spunk all over me. At the same time, the Pizza Express guy yelled out, gave his thick cock one last thrust deep into me, and shot his massive load into my wet cunt. I sighed as he pulled out and a ribbon of semen...

Added 29 Aug 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 36 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,171 | 40 Comments

The Trouble With Erections

Gavin hated having to stand on a crowded tube in the rush hour, and this one was particularly jam-packed. To make matters worse, he’d had a seat at one point, but had gallantly surrendered it to an extremely pregnant woman who’d got on at Chancery Lane. Since then, the train had got increasingly crammed, until he was now crushed into a corner with his crotch pressed awkwardly against...

Added 28 Jul 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 66 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 5,672 | 52 Comments

Diana and Me

Introduction In summer 2012, the UK National Gallery staged an exhibition entitled “Metamorphosis: Titian 2012”, which set three paintings by Titian against modern responses to them by three artists: Chris Ofili, Conrad Shawcross, and Mark Wallinger. Inspired by Titian’s painting “Diana and Actaeon”, Mark Wallinger devised an installation consisting of a modern bathroom with a live...

Added 19 Aug 2012 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 50 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 5,997 | 30 Comments

Kevin’s Wife is a Dirty Slut

Kevin slammed down his glass in anger. He knew it had been a mistake to come to the reception, and Arabella’s behaviour was already proving him right. He looked across the room to where she was standing much too close to Dave Costello, her wine glass at a tipsy angle, giggling at some inane remark he’d just made. He saw Dave glance down at Arabella’s ample chest, her embonpoint almost...

Added 26 Aug 2016 | Category Cuckold | Votes 74 | Avg Score 4.99 | Views 28,552 | 38 Comments

My Sex-Packed Holiday (Incest Version) - Chapter 9 - A Final Threesome With Matt and Sally

I woke early on Friday morning, and lay in bed idly strumming at my clitoris. I opened my legs just far enough to allow me to slip a couple of fingers inside my vagina, and was pleasantly surprised to find how sloppy I already was up there. It was the last full day of my holiday, and to be honest, it hadn’t been anything like I’d expected. I’d had a hell of a lot of sex, for a start, and...

Added 21 Sep 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 6,480 | 12 Comments

My Sex-Packed Holiday (Incest Version) - Chapter 8 - Taking it Up the Arse

Back from our visit to the cider farm, I left my mum and dad to look after our purchases, and went back towards my room. I was feeling a bit sticky between the legs after my impromptu fuck, and felt the need to wipe myself down a bit, especially the trails of pussy juice down my thighs. But I didn’t actually make it, since as I was turning the corner I bumped into Abi coming out of her room....

Added 14 Sep 2018 | Category Incest | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,997 | 6 Comments

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Giselle. A conquered wife. Chapter V.2

In the meantime, having watched Giselle swallow every drop of his fertile semen out of the condom, Mobu was aroused and excited more than ever before. He pulled her towards him and kissed her passionately, pushing his tongue into her mouth and wrapping it round hers. Eventually, he pulled away and spoke eagerly to her.  “Look, Giselle, maybe you think that I am a jerk and this is for me only...

Added 23 Oct 2018 | Category Interracial | Votes 4 | Avg Score 3.75 | Views 3,496 | 2 Comments

Giselle. A conquered wife. Chapter V.1

For the first time in many months, Giselle felt happy and fulfilled. She sat back and gazed at her black lover’s penis, soft and wilting after she had sucked every drop of semen out of it. She thought back over the events of the last few weeks; how miserable she had been because of her husband’s sexual inadequacy, and how her friend Becca had suggested she take an African lover. Then how...

Added 24 Sep 2018 | Category Interracial | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 5,824 | 5 Comments

Giselle. A conquered wife. Chapter III

CHAPTER III – Mobu’s Big Black Cock On Friday evening, Mobu arrived as agreed at Becca’s house. During the previous week he had thought a lot about how he would court and seduce Giselle. He thought about what Becca had told him about her friend’s marriage in crisis, and wondered how Giselle put up with her miserable husband Francesco, who was not able to give her the sexual satisfaction a...

Added 11 Jul 2017 | Category Interracial | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,833 | 5 Comments

Giselle, a conquered wife. Chapter II

The story so far: Giselle’s Italian husband, Francisco, is useless in bed, and can no longer satisfy her sexually. Her friend Becca, suggests she gets an African lover. ***** Giselle laughed with delight at her friend’s suggestion. “Ah Becca, please don’t make fun of me,” she said. “Tell me honestly; is the myth about African men really true? I mean, do they really have such huge penises,...

Added 14 May 2017 | Category Interracial | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.44 | Views 11,880 | 7 Comments

Giselle, a conquered wife. Chapter I

CHAPTER I Their friends all thought Giselle and her husband Francesco were a slightly ill-matched couple. For a start, she was a youthful 33 years old, while he was 48 and looked it. She was everything that a red-blooded Italian man would look for in a wife: 5’7” tall, an angelic face with a cascade of blond hair, 130 pounds in weight, with gorgeous bouncing 34D breasts and firm...

Added 19 Apr 2017 | Category Interracial | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.21 | Views 17,077 | 7 Comments

It Takes Two

“That should do it,” I thought, pausing to read through the particularly vile message I was about to send to my fuck buddy, telling her exactly what I planned to do to her the next time we RV’d. I knew she’d be shocked, possibly even angry for a day or two. The thought of Claire being angry made me smile; she was a great fuck when she was passionate. I sent my ‘suggestion’. The suggestion...

Added 01 Apr 2017 | Category Cuckold | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 13,386 | 13 Comments

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