About naughtyannie


My name is Annie Harrison, but my friends call me Naughty Annie.

I love sex.

I love having sex, writing about sex, reading about sex, and thinking about sex.

I love sex with men and with women.

I have had a lot of sexual partners.

I have given an awful lot of blowjobs.

I love it when men ejaculate on my breasts.

I love to masturbate, using fingers or a vibrator, or both.

I often masturbate at work, and in quiet corners of parks.

I love exhibitionism and voyeurism.

I love doing all these things in the open air.

I’m getting into anal play, especially with anal beads and a small butt plug.

I have a bit of a fetish about pissing and pee play.

I’m not really into BDSM, or labelling myself as a sub or a dom.

I don’t like people who bug me, or want me to call them “sir” or “master”.

I don't like "friend requests" from people who don't have a proper avatar, just a red & white silhouette.

I don’t give out my phone number or do skype.

I don’t like people who talk in text speak ("Hi how R U" = ignored).

But I do love my clitoris.

And most years I enter the Lush Attention Whore competition. Every time I come so close...
2012 ... Third
2013 ... Third
2015 ... Third
2016 ... Second
2017 ... ?????

I've also published a short Kindle ebook. Three NEW stories, only £1.99. It's filthy, fun and cheap. What are you waiting for? See over there on my profile page for a link to it on Amazon.

Annie Harrison
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London, Greater London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
14 Dec 2017 05:09
I love words, and trying to put them in the right order to say something special. I now have quite a lot of stories here on Lush, ranging from straightforward stories of straight and lesbian sex, through some more kinky tales of exhibitionism and fetishism, to a couple of silly poems. If one of my stories makes you come, then I know I have succeeded! And if you read and enjoy one, then do please post a comments - I like to hear what you think.
Favorite Books:
“Cold Comfort Farm” by Stella Gibbons – my English teacher gave me this to read at school & it’s hilarious; “Hawksmoor” by Peter Ackroyd – creepy! “Riddley Walker” by Russell Hoban – just awesome; “The Scarlet Petal and the White” by Michel Faber – except the annoying ending! And two non-fiction books - “Bad Science” by Ben Goldacre and “Flat Earth News” by Nick Davies – both teach you not to believe everything you read in the papers.
Favorite Authors:
This could go on for ever. But (for starters) how about Jane Austen, Bronte sisters, Charles Dickens…quite a lot of the serious lit mob… And Shakespeare of course! For fun, Jasper fforde is a hoot. And - to pick one pretty much at random - Evelyn Waugh – love “Decline & Fall”.
Favorite Movies:
Lots of the recent movies I’ve enjoyed have been “kids’ movies” seen with my family! Pixar films like “Up” and “Toy Story 3” make me cry! I must be a romantic at heart, ‘cos I like old films like “Casablanca” too. Grew up with all the Harry Potter films as they came out.
Favourite TV Shows:
Silly British comedy like "Toast of London", "House of Fools", "Miranda". "Sherlock" (partly 'cos I've the hots for BC). "The Walking Dead".
Favorite Music:
Not that interested in most commercial “pop” music – much more turned on by “classical”, especially big romantic emotional stuff – Mahler is currently a real favourite. Just starting to try opera since I came to London, though too busy to go much these days.


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08 Jun 2011
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Topic: Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted: 12 Dec 2017 22:10

No. Still too busy with Ginger and the other girls lol.

Topic: NaughtyAnnie’s Cavalcade of Naughtyness
Posted: 11 Dec 2017 12:30

Two linked pieces today...

Just For You (Girls) and
Just For You (Guys)

Date online - 17/18 June 2011

Category – Love Poems

Number of reads to date – Girls - 3422; Guys - 4569

Links –



Badges – None

Reader comments:

"You have a enchanting and powerful diction. Words seem to be flowing from you, conveying exactly the emotions and feelings you wanna describe. Lovely."

"So very sensual and erotic. Made me long for the touch of another woman"

"This was a yummy poem to read in bed this morning."

"beautiful images form your words, hauntingly sensual"

"great..erotic and well written....you have a special way with words"

There’s not a great deal to say about these two parallel stories/poems, although I guess it’s unusual to have two versions of the same piece, written as straight/lesbian alternatives.

I didn’t start off meaning to write two versions, but I think I couldn’t decide whether to make it a straight or lesbian piece, and then the idea came to write it twice.

I didn’t actually submit them to the “poetry” section of Lush, because I didn’t think of them like that. They were just pieces of erotic prose laid out in a loose way on the page. But the moderator moved them into the “love poems” section, and I think that’s probably the right place for them, since there’s no real narrative, just an attempt to describe sex in a fairly soft-focus, vanilla sort of way.

On the other hand, one of the writers I most admire, CelliaIsAliena, commented (on the Girls version):

"An impressive piece of narrative erotic poetry! It begins so quietly, I didn't anticipate the build-up in the imagery and passion as the poem proceeds. It's rather a daring strategy, the way the sophistication of the poem's diction and imagery accelerates with the escalation of the lovemaking. The result is a passionate and very vividly-detailed ride, one worth following carefully through to the end!"

So maybe they're better than I give them credit for.

Topic: Whatever happened to Oceanrunner?
Posted: 10 Dec 2017 14:25

He sent a message to his friends, telling them what he was doing, and why. I respect his decision.

I also remember several people leaving in a huff when the incest category was removed for a while, a couple of years ago. You can never please everybody.

Topic: Would you have coffee or tea with the person above you?
Posted: 10 Dec 2017 12:14

Why don't we make a pot? That should be enough for three! 🙄

Topic: Almost Famous
Posted: 10 Dec 2017 12:11

Moving off-topic slightly, my old story "Schoolgirl Dares With Sarah" is now my second Legendary story! 100,043 hits!

Moving it into the new "Teen" category seems to have given it a bit of a boost. It's a cheeky little tale of exhibitionism and flashing. If that's your thing, you might enjoy it.

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 10 Dec 2017 04:32


Topic: Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted: 09 Dec 2017 23:55

Tiptoeing in; in case it's cold lol

Topic: NaughtyAnnie’s Cavalcade of Naughtyness
Posted: 09 Dec 2017 14:08

Here's the next one...

“At Night, Two Birds”

First published - 12 June 2011

Category – College Sex

Number of reads to date – 36,253

Link - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/college-sex/at-night-two-birds.aspx

Badges – Famous Story

Reader comments:

"A cheery tale with lots of cheeky humour and rambunctious sex appeal!"

"Very nice good characters, very believable even the squirting"

"What a yummy morning treat to read. It was sort of innocent but really really sexy too. Loved it"

"I got hard just thinking about your sweet young puss the way you make your panties look oh i think i will make cock cum looking at your sweet young ass love your sweet panties"


This was the first story that I wrote specifically for Lush. After having had some good feedback for my first story, “Wet Mountain”, I decided I wanted to write another one and see how that did. And after writing a “straight” story, I wanted to try my hand at a lesbian one.

Following the time-honoured formula of “write about what you know”, it is set in the student flats of an unnamed university, very much like the ones I was living in at the time. Although it features two girl students having sex, at the time my experience of lesbian sex was fairly small, and restricted to little more than a few girlish experiments. But I had a vivid imagination.

The “Annie” in this story is a rather more sexually confident version of me – or at least as I was six years ago, when this was written. In some ways, I was more like the Louise character, but I wanted to write a story in which I took the lead – trying to more assertive in my own life, I suppose. And maybe, looking back, I just wanted to be seduced by someone confident and sexy like the “story Annie”, who would show me what two girls can get up to together.

Would I write it the same way now? No, probably not. Although it’s got some of the same characteristics of my later stories, like the use of humour to set the scene, I’m not sure if the steam-of-conscious style, interspersed with personal asides, really works. It seems a bit affected to me now, but that was how I wrote it at the time, so it can stay like that.

If the story can be said to have any special features, it would have to be the “squirting” at the end. I’m pretty sure this is only there because I’d seen it on some internet porn, and it looked like a fun thing to introduce in a story. The actual focus of the story is all about the slow seduction and undressing, but I thought it needed a more interesting climax, and the squirting was supposed to do that.

One final obscure fact. The title is an oblique reference to a novel by the Irish writer Flann O’Brien, called “At Swim-Two-Birds”, which I’d recently been reading (he gets a name-check in the story, too). I don’t suppose anyone else got it, but the title’s okay anyway, so I’m not going to change it now.

Topic: Matt Lauer... women, would you still do him?
Posted: 08 Dec 2017 22:34

I'd do him with my knee, right between the legs.

PS Should say that I had to Google him first, to find out he's another filthy groper. I'd guess most British have no idea who he is. Lucky us.

Topic: have you ever tried fucking yourself with a cucumber ?
Posted: 08 Dec 2017 13:45

Yes. I stretched a condom over it to help with lubrication. It filled me right up. Bliss.

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