I don’t have much of a social life. In fact, I don’t have any at all! I recently graduated from college, and got a decent job, but I’m just bad at meeting people. But I do like sitting in my apartment playing video games. I do a lot of that. I guess that makes me kind of a dork. Anyway, a few Saturdays ago, I was sitting in the dark in my gym shorts, bag of Cheetos and can of beer by my side, playing some Minecraft. I was...

So I was sitting in my living room, wearing just my gym shorts and a head set, playing some Fortnite on my laptop. A typical Friday night for me. I had a bowl of pretzel bites and a bottle of Mountain Dew, and I was really involved with the game. I expected to still be playing when the sun came up, but it was not to be. Around midnight, there was a loud knock on my front door. I got up to answer it, and there stood my slu...

It was a Saturday night, and I was in my living room playing some Call of Duty. It had been a long tough week at work, and I was looking forward to a long night of simulated action. I had a tube of Pringles and a bottle of hard lemonade and I was really getting into the game. Suddenly there was a knock at my door. I flung it open and there was my slutty sister Amber. She was wearing skin tight jeans, a denim jacket, and a...