✨️Just a fake blonde with a cum addiction and a love of writing filthy fucking stories (pun intended)✨️

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Stories/Series Publishing "Schedule" Details:

Disclaimer: As most of you know, all stories on Lush are vetted via moderator review before they are published for reading. This means there is a bit of a delay between when an author submits a story and it's available for reading. I find that as of right now (November 2025), it takes about 3-4 days for story approval at my membership level. Which is, honestly, kind of perfect based on how I want my stories to become available for reading. Of course, this frequency of approval changes based on the moderator's ability to get through submissions and volume of submissions, so there are likely to be fluctuations.

With that being said, I am currently in the middle of writing 4 series, and I also enjoy writing Flash Erotica stories as a way to clear my headspace. The current order I will be submitting subsequent chapters for my stories is as follows:

-my new "Broken Vows (BV)" Series (wife lovers, cheating wives, )

-Flash Erotica (FE) ** (stand alone, quickie tales, college sex)

-Sweet 16 (S16) (teen romance, first time messy sex, relationships)

-Mr. Military (MM) ** (true, BDSM, hardcore, group sex)

-Family First (FF) ( fantasy - various family couplings)

**FE and MM stories may get put on the back burner to release additional chapters of the other three series. This is because the FE stories are not a part of a series, and the MM stories are based on my life, so that will be an ongoing, forever sort of series.

In summary, the release order will be: BV - (FE**) - S16 - (MM**) - FF, and then it repeats back to BV.

Here is arguably way too much information about me:

What do I look like...

Hair: fake ass blonde (real ass auburn/brunette)

Eyes: brownish/copperish/hazelish

Body: slimthic, pear shaped, 5'4

Glasses: yess

Ethnicity: White

Do I...

Have tattoos? Not yet!

Have piercings? Ears but I'm too sensitive to most metals. Sad because nipple piercings are delish!

Party/Drink/Do Drugs? Party - sometimes, Drink - never, Drugs... I pleed the 5th officer

Want kids? Not so much... despite having a huge breeding kink

Have a job? I'm in full time University (for Writing, who'd have thought...)

Have any pets? YES, the bestest girl ever (Hazel) she a big mutty mix kinda like a lab/pitbull/shepherd etc

Have a boyfriend? Yes (gasp I know this has recently changed) ... gotta love a failed FWB hehe but you're girl officially has a full time ride

Monogamous? Open sexually, closed romantically. But I'm not into online sexting sorry 💕

Sexy things...

Kinks? Breeding, fantasy, BDSM (submissive bratty rope bunny), light pain, age gaps (older than me), group sex (no pref for gender or sexuality)

Turn ons: veiny strong arms and hands, square jaw lines, black men over white dudes any day sorry not sorry, athletes, cocky fuckboys, mean boys with tattoos, submitting to the right kind of dominance (soft pleasure doms)

Turn offs: name calling like "you're an idiot, stupid female," or degrading in a not sexy way. Call me a dirty slut for your cock but don't tell me I'm a pathetic slut because rude. LOL

Fav Positions: Missionary with eye contact and your tongue down my throat. Doggy (obvs), mating press, anything involving a St Andrews cross or bondage table

Body count? ha..ha..ha..ha I plead the 5th again officer...

Favourites...

Colour: Purple

Food: potatoes of any form (fries, mashed, baked), pineapple and nectarines, roast beef dinner, any homemade soup, sushi, a fire ass sandwich, french toast, arancini, any pasta dish... for the most part lol

Cuisines: Thai, Vietnamese, Indian, Italian

Movies/TV Shows: I am actually the worst at watching stuff. I prefer series over movies generally, and I've basically not watched anything new in months... I read a lot and am too busy otherwise. But the ones I can think of are:

TV SHOWS: Discovery of Witches, Maxton Hall, Vampire Diaries & The Originals, Greys Anatomy, Black Mirror, Brooklyn 99, New Girl, The Good Place, Stranger Things, The Haunting of Hill House/Bly Manor (Anything by Mike Flannagan actually)

MOVIES: The Breakfast Club, Kpop Demon Hunters, Frozen 2 (specifically the 2nd one), Tangled, most rom coms & disney movies... Yeah I really don't watch movies...

Hockey Teams: LEAFS BABY (I'd have babies for Austen Matthews if he asked nicely), Honorable mention goes to Seattle Kraken

Baseball: Bluejays (duh)

Basketball: Suns baby - honorable mention to the Lakers.

Football: I'm a swifty so uh, Chiefs (duh) but also GO BIRDS hahaha. If we're talking Canadian Football then Roughrider's all the way (I like a rowdy crowd okay)

I wish I knew more about Rugby and Lacrosse because all the hot boys in books I read play those, but sadly I do not...

BOOKS: oh dear, we might be here a while... fun fact I own enough books to be classified as a library. Yep. Not kidding either. But I'm going to break this down by Genre and only include the ones that immediately come to mind:

FANTASY: ACOTAR, Throne of Glass, Hades x Persephone, Fourth Wing, Cainesville Series, Simon Snow Trilogy, Twilight, Godkiller Series, Shield of Sparrows

HORROR: Mary - Nat Kassidy, Bloom - Delilah S Dawson

SCI FI: Monk and Robot books - Becky Chambers, The Last Gifts of the Universe - Riley August

OTHER: Boys of Tommen - Chloe Walsh (I could crash out about these books at any given time if given a reason), Any Sarah Dessen book, Princess Diaries series - Meg Cabot