About 6 months ago, my wife asked for a divorce. I think the exact words were, “Mike, I am feeling neglected, and my emotional needs are not being satisfied.” I’m almost sure that was a line she picked up from a women’s magazine or a psychology article. The truth was, that was the same time I was going through prostate cancer treatments, and we failed to have sex. I later found out the nights out with the girls were with...

As a kid, I was fascinated by balloons. I even bought a booklet once about making balloon animals. My grandfather used to say that loving your work is the key to happiness. Every Sunday, I visit the Children’s Hospital and make balloon animals for the kids. I had small plastic business cards made and put one in each balloon. That’s how I met Jennifer, a wedding planner and my best customer. She and her husband Mathew were...

My wife Tess and I have been together since we were teenagers. We were each other's first real lovers, and we are now in our mid-thirties. Tess and I are always very honest and open with each other. She knows it is still a fantasy of mine to see Tess having fun with another woman. Unfortunately, that's one of the few things that Tess isn't into. "I'm not into pussy, I like cock too much!" she always says. About half a yea...