Is anyone else having trouble with story tags at the moment? Even the basic 'mature woman' cannot get accepted for me, not even if I click on 'create mature woman.'
My story is not yet finished but if I am unable to add the tags that I want by the time that I am ready to submit I will just list the tags that I want in the 'Note to Moderator' which I assume will be acceptable.
I have had this problem from time to time in the past so it may resolve itself before I am ready to submit the story.
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That is so odd, PJH. I did "Leave Group" on that one along with every other one on first few pages. Wonder if message popped up on everybody's top of list. Hmmm. Well, Dan the Man Admin has deleted them all now, so I can breathe again.
Hi Mr God of War. I hope you get used to new messenger thingy. I do understand most like to keep, organize, etc their mail. :)
It has still got pride of place on my message page which proves that nobody has messaged me for a number of hours.
The last entry however reads 'KimmieBeGood has left'
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I am reminded how odd I am when reading the new message system thread. Reading how most save messages - some saved for YEARS - want folders, etc, and I am having a mental breakdown because I have too many messages. I am so neurotic about mail/message clutter, I even delete from my delete/trash folders in and at work. Fortunately, a developer named Dan says he can delete the whole fucking thing for me.
:worship:
It does seem easy to use to me and does what I need, but I think y'all probably do more with it than me, so sorry y'all are frustrated.
It seems to me that it was my message to you two weeks ago thanking you for viewing my page that must have been what broke it. It must have been because that and your reply are still on top of my message list.
Is it self-service in here today? If so I will draw myself off a pint of bitter.
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I'm confused about deletes. I have oodles of messages that have now apoeared that I don't recall saving. I'm OCD about clutter and trying to delete them all, but on some I hit 3 dots and get "Delete" option and others it says "Leave Group", even though msg from 1 person. What's the difference?
That explains why our brief messaging from two weeks ago has reappeared at the top of my messages. I can't answer your question(s) but it solves a mystery for me!
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Morning Rumpies and welcome M
Lil Kimmi is relieved and gonna brag a little.
Dr said inside my rectum and colon was "beautiful". Yes, he used word "beautiful" and even showed me pics afterward.
So, I'll celebrate with a hot chocolate with plenty of minis, please...
So pleased that you got good news about your ass!
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What that rustling sound that brings me back to this earthly plane?
It's our Witch yes Lady Michelle has not only came in but put her magic to work and cleanse this dive bar. If that not enough as In blink it's a happy Kimmi beaming pure sunshine! I remember that look after a long romantic tryst [YES] I fondly do.
May I post the first tune ?
Peaky Blinders. Wonderful Life
Bertha for this Lion I shall take my seat in the clean corner
The last ever series of Peaky Blinders is on UK television the week after next, for those that are interested.
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If you have seriously not used; , I-message, Facebook, , Twitter, BlackBerry Messenger, , MSN, or AOL messengers then I would genuinely love some insight on what Social Media platforms, Instant chat and messengers services you have used over the last 20 years.
I would love if you could Lushmail that to me as I am actually really interested.
I know that you are not asking me but I will answer for me.
Of the things that you list the only one that I use and have ever used is .
Other than that I communicate by basic email.
I do not have a smart phone, my mobile is antiquated and seldom used.
I am not a young person.
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Aaaaaaaaa.
I don't know how to end this f'ing story. They've had sex multiple times but I need some kind of resolution to the actual story and it just isn't coming together.
Rye on the rocks and keep it coming.
They could have sex one more time.
I rarely, if ever, end my stories because I almost always leave it open for a further part or parts. That way I do not have to think about an ending.
I will have a pint of bitter, please.
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Not looking forward to this ..
What about people who ARE NOT FAMILIAR with iMessage or ?
Guess those people and myself are screwed when it comes to messaging friends .
I await a response to your point before wondering if I will be at a disadvantage with my ONLY access to the internet being via my desktop computer.
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I like that you have made a little competition out of the title of my story, Mister Bear, whereby Rumps Regulars have to try to rearrange the words into the correct order.
Oops! Sorry about that PJH. I've corrected the mistake and NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!!
(muahh-ha-ha-ha-ha!)
Thank you. I will not tell anyone if you don't and I am not sure if anyone would have entered the competition anyway.
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Well, congratulations, Kis…I think.
I keep being reminded of something that Sibelius said, "No one ever erected a statue to a critic." Whereas you have a devoted following – not least among your patrons and fella Rumploids!
And now it's time for… this week's Scribblings by the Smut-Merchants of Rumps Regulars!
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JustPassingThrough – What Alaistair wants… (Micro)
KimmiBeGood – My Last First Kiss (Love Poems)
LilCoffeeLuvr111 – The Morning Text (Flash)
Fuzzy1954 – Love Conquers All (Love Poems)
LuceDevlin – Dial Tone (Fantasy & Science Fiction)
TechGoddess – Office Whore – Part 54 (Office Sex)
LuckyLilDragonfly – Daddy's baby girl (Erotic Poems)
LuceDevlin – Alleyway Cum-Union (Gay Male)
PJH – Her First Spanking Ever (Spanking)
Reagent254 – An Orgasm At Owl Creek Bridge (Historical)
Armagnac – Three-Body Problem (Micro)
GrushaVashnadze – Snow White and the Seven Dildos, or, The Princess and the Cuntsman: Chapter 5 (Love Stories)
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And there you have it. Smut for the millions!
I see that Valentine's fervour is creeping into the offerings, especially with poetry. And I see some names there that have been missing for a while – not least of which is our very own Scott and Lucky, and some newcomers, like Luce.
Just a thought, but if I were going to set the next competition, the theme would be Valentine's – but the Massacre this time, just for fun! None of this lovey-dovey shit!
'Course, no one asked me …
I like that you have made a little competition out of the title of my story, Mister Bear, whereby Rumps Regulars have to try to rearrange the words into the correct order.
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I’m gold and it took about a week to get my last one approved. Shorter stories seem to take lass time as do contest entries. But your results may vary
Mine seem to take between 36 and 48 hours so I guess I am just lucky.
Well, lucky as far as getting stories approved and online anyway.
My latest story is the first time that I went over 6000 words I think but I do not know how many words are considered to be a 'shorter story.'
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And now…drum roll, please…it's time for:
This Week's Roll-Call and Read-Out of Rumps Regulars’ Ridiculous, Rowdy, and Raunchy Writings!
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StarBelliedBoy – Caleb Bangs Cock On The Way To Bangkok (Quickie Sex)
Grushvashnadze – Snow White and the Seven Dildos, or, The Princess and the Cuntsman: Chapter 4 (Fetish)
PJH – The Secluded Cottage (Spanking)
PJH – The Secluded Cottage, Part 2 (Spanking)
Reagent264 – Tropical Storm Matthew (Wife Lovers)
DarkSide – Isabel's Slave – Part Five (Femdom)
DeviantSusie – The Pet Shop (Micro)
Fuzzy1954 – My Return (Love Poem)
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And there you have it! Easy reading to roll your eyeballs back in your head! Smut for the Self-Satisfied (and to help them do so).
Thank you once again for the mentions, Mister Bear. Thank you also for your comments on my stories even if you did get my user name wrong there, presumably because you have had to sample some of the goods behind the bar.
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Although it is not raining I have decided to come in anyway.
Could I trouble you for a pint of bitter please?
I would then look around trying to work out just who is who in this assorted gathering.
They in turn will be wondering who this person with the unusual, for here, drink is.
Nothing unusual about a pint of bitter in a bar, PJH. Would you prefer English or Aussie bitter? We carry both as we cater to a very catholic crowd, "catholic" meaning "universal," not "religious," mind you.
And just so you can keep things clear, I'm a Canadian Polar Bear. You can usually pick me out of a crowd as I stand just under 3 meters in height, and weigh about 850 kilograms. Oh, and I have what looks like white fur – it's actually clear, but it doesn't look that way.
Terance is our head of security. He's a tarantula. You don't need to worry about recognizing him – he'll only introduce himself to you if your bar bill gets out of hand, right?
Miss Pixel and her recent partner, Kali, are, of course, cats, and therefore rulers of the universe – at least in their own estimation. Their pet and supposed owner, Kistin, is an exceptionally talented human woman, which is probably why Miss Pixel and Kali keep her. That, plus the salmon treats, I guess.
Fuzzy/Carl is a line animal, which means he's mostly human – although he does seem to spend an awful lot of time with the other animals that live on his farm in Kansa. I say "mostly human" because his Kansas City Chiefs beat my Buffalo Bills in last week's playoff game in American Rules "football", which should actually be called "handball" because they hardly ever use their feet on the ball.
The rest of the zoo are – well, meet them for yourself. Just remember to count your fingers if you shake hands.
Oh, one other regular I'd like to mention is Grace. Some say she's a human woman, but she describes herself as a force of nature – and I'd tend to agree.
So, pull up a stool and set awhile.
Thank you very much for the welcome.Mister Bear and for pointing out who is who. It might get a bit confusing for me if there are too many humans in here because it is so difficult to tell them apart.
English bitter please although I just drank a can of Aussie lager, Fosters.
Although it is not raining I have decided to come in anyway.
Could I trouble you for a pint of bitter please?
I would then look around trying to work out just who is who in this assorted gathering.
They in turn will be wondering who this person with the unusual, for here, drink is.
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Roll up, roll up one and all! It's time again for Rumps Regulars Raunchy, Racy Writings, featuring the greatest writers ever described in this post! So, without further ado, let's get started!
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Fuzzy1954 (Welcome back CARL!!!) – Cupids Forever Love (Love Poem)
PJH – The Former Paperboy ( Fantasies)
VioletVixen – Of Milk and Honey (Lesbian)
DeviantSusie – Keeping it in the family - a trilogy -part 1
DeviantSusie – Keeping It In The Family - A Trilogy - Part 2 (Cheating)
Reagent264 – The Providence House Hotel (Swingers)
KimmiBeGod – Another Furry Thing (Flash)
PJH – A Collision On The Dance Floor - Part 3 (Mature)
Reagent264 – The Key (Wife Lovers)
Reagent264 – The Key – Part 2 (Wife Lovers)
KistinsPencil – The Undressing (Micro)
CarltonStJames – Ever Fucked A Trophy Wife? (Hardcore)
DonnaCupcake – Discovery (Flash)
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And there you have it! This week's most profound, important writing since…last week.
Enjoy!
I feel truly embarrassed by continually (is that the right word?) getting included on these lists and even more embarrassed by getting called a Rumps regular. All I have done so far is gratefully accept a cake on my birthday and come in out of the rain. I have not yet made it as far as the bar although I do not know how well the bar is stocked with Bitter and pint mugs. A straight Bacardi or two would suffice if my pint of bitter is not available.
I will try to visit more often and I might even introduce myself and thereby actually speak to someone!
If I make it to the bar I will have to speak to order, won't I?
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Good morning from the UK! Just popped in for a strong coffee on my way to work, because I know customers here tend to know what's going on.
Has IMPURETHOUGHTS (her caps 😉) gone missing in action? I was idly browsing some threads, and noticed some posts that looked like hers were now tagged as "unknown user".
If so, I hope she's okay. Forum traffic will be decimated without her!
I don't know the answer to your question but I just checked on a post in which she responded to me on the 'Help' page and it does indeed now appear as "unknown user."
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A little bird tells me that someone has a birthday today!
PJH – come on down! Many happy returns, guy!
We've got a piece of birthday cake for you – plus a little piece on the side! Congratulations!
Thank you so much for the wishes and the cake.
Is there a compulsory retiring age from Lush and/or Rumps because I just got a year closer?
Further, further to the above, I have received two PM's whilst not logged in but got no email notification so not sure why I bothered creating a new email address.
edit-now four messages received but no email notification, anyone any idea please why I firstly get advised to create a new email account but when I do (and get an email confirming it) I do not get notifications?
Thank you.
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Have you checked settings? Is email correct before and after the @emailproviderhere[dot]com
Thank you for replying and Happy New Year.
Yes, the address in settings is correct and I received emails from Lush earlier in the day yesterday. The message appeared later when I look at 'Activity' on my Home page.
If necessary I can create a new email account but nothing has changed from my end.
Sorry if this is in FAQ but I have a message recently appeared on my home page telling me to update my email address as you are having trouble advising me of notifications. The email address that you have is the one that I have had since I joined Lush (or soon after) - please advise. Thank you
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Here it is! The List of This Week's Finest Filth from Rumps Regulars! Get it while it's HOT!!!!
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KimmiBeGood – Christmas Joy (Flash)
GrushaVashnadze – Snow White and the Seven Dildos, or, The Princess and the Cuntsman: Chapter 3 (Toys)
GrushaVashnadze – Snow White and the Seven Dildos, or, The Princess and the Cuntsman: Chapter 2 (Masturbation)
PJH – Sarah Crowther Has Another Evening Out, Part 2 (Mature)
PJH – Sarah Crowther Has An Evening Out (Mature)
DarkSide – Those Three Words (Micro)
StarBelliedBoy – Christmas Pudding With All the Trimmings (Fetish)
KimmiBeGood – One Wife on Christmas (Micro)
Fluttered – No Words Necessary (Micro)
Kee – The Demon and Goliath (Seduction)
AngelWorthy – Outside Pleasures (Outdoor Sex)
DarkSide – Isabel's Slave, Part 2 (Femdom)
CarltonStJames – How Did We Even Get Here, Chapter 13 ( )
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There you are! Now I need to sneak away before Lady Jay catches me here… (SHHH!!)
Not one but TWO of my stories!
Thank you for the mention(s)
Paul
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Tea, please. Orange pekoe with a wedge of lime.
Mmmmm. Boston Cream.
Been meditating on a writing question I think about from time to time. Front load (sex right from the get-go leading into the plot), back load (sex as the climax with plot building up to it), or mix sex and plot all through?
I have done all of the above based on the needs of the story at hand, but always wonder if one is more effective/appealing for the reader.
Hello, I only just came in out of the rain (again).
I did a recent story that had gone to (I think) over 2000 words before there was a sex scene but I put a warning note at the front to make readers aware of that fact.
It has stopped raining, I think, so going out again, bye.
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And don't take my word for it – it got a coveted Recommended Read as well as appearing here among Rumps Regulars – which may be more prestigious (or…not).
Do you mean that there might actually be an honour even higher than getting a mention here?
I thought that I had reached the pinnacle with the mention that I got yesterday.
I should have visited here before because I might have got another 217 (I think) mentions.
