I am a petite blonde with big hair, a round face, big eyes, and voluptuous lips; think of Mrs. Carpenter with green eyes. It was beach day, a day off I dedicate to baking in the sun. I was wearing my teal bikini and platform wedge beach heels with straps that went up my shins, strolling down to find a spot. The Beach It was beach day. On a not-too-crowded beach in Maine, around 3 in the afternoon, the weather was a combin...