Giving the quarterback a blowjob
Can I convince the straight quarterback to let me give him a blowjob?
I awoke suddenly to the sound of my phone ringing. I picked it up and, with squinted eyes, saw that it was my friend Mark calling. I answered, asking him what he wanted. “She took my car. Can you drive me to Phoenix?” I let off a slight groan at the thought of having to drive all night; “please, I don’t have anyone else.” “Fine, text me where you are and I’ll pick you up”, I replied. I got into my car and started driving....